[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Cops vs. Firefighters (Page 1 of 4)
Posted: 7/22/2013 8:33:52 AM EDT
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Well? Who wins?
This should go well. |
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could be the title of a gay porn |
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cops vs firemen
There are 7 in the series...watch them all for a good laugh. |
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Firefighters. They get paid to sleep and play video games, and everybody loves them.  Im a master of the custodial arts, get it right. I have the most dangerous janitorial job in the U.S. Its better than cramming down doughnuts and writing speeding tickets to little old ladies late to bridge club. |
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Firefighters. They get paid to sleep and play video games, and everybody loves them. Hours of boredom interrupted by minutes of sheer terror... 
Hear's a good one...What's the difference between a Cop and a Firefighter? One actually passed the Firefighter test.
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I was going to post this. |
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Too many cops are dicks and then there's this: http://emob1275.photobucket.com/albums/y447/slimthelineman/photo_zpsfba19e08.png?t=1374519425 Touche |
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How can you tell when someone's a firefighter? You don't have to, they'll tell you. Surely the chili chefs have an equivalent joke for the meter maids.... Let's hear it. When cops and fire fighters argue, the viewers win. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile You know what you do when you can't pass the fire test? Be a cop. |
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Every time there's a decent call, fire is staged half a mile away asking the police if it's safe to enter yet. Sooo... police win. I LOL'D. HFD ALWAYS BEATS HPD IN. That's fact. When we get dispatched we respond immediately, cops have to finish their free doughnuts and coffe, before they decide to take a run. |
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You have a grease fire and some stranger shows up at your house, cuts a 10 foot hole in your roof and floods your house with 20, 000 gallons of water. Instead of demanding that he be arrested and pay for the damages you instead pat him on the back and call him a "hero".
Fireman wins. 
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You're not an officer yet, are you?  Quoted:
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Who will win?.....................Firefighters. Less paperwork. You're not an officer yet, are you? Ha! You are right about that. I told my BC he's nothing more than a glorified mailman and paper pusher. |
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Too many cops are dicks and then there's this: http://emob1275.photobucket.com/albums/y447/slimthelineman/photo_zpsfba19e08.png?t=1374519425 I need to get that shirt, I'm a lineman and a fireman, I'm sure my work buddies will get a kick outa it, the guys on my dept, not so much 
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I need to get that shirt, I'm a lineman and a fireman, I'm sure my work buddies will get a kick outa it, the guys on my dept, not so much Quoted:
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Too many cops are dicks and then there's this: http://emob1275.photobucket.com/albums/y447/slimthelineman/photo_zpsfba19e08.png?t=1374519425 I need to get that shirt, I'm a lineman and a fireman, I'm sure my work buddies will get a kick outa it, the guys on my dept, not so much Wow crazy combo there! Link: http://www.linemanbarn.com/evenfiremenneedheroeslinemanshirt.aspx |
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You have a grease fire and some stranger shows up at your house, cuts a 10 foot hole in your roof and floods your house with 20, 000 gallons of water. Instead of demanding that he be arrested and pay for the damages you instead pat him on the back and call him a "hero". Fireman wins. You must be a cop in a 1 doughnut shop town. |