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7/9/2013 9:31:53 AM EDT
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In April Florida Governor Rick Scott approved a ban on slot machines and Internet cafes after a charity tied to Lt. Governor Jennifer Carroll was shut down on suspicion of being an Internet gambling front -- forcing Carroll, who had consulted with the charity, to resign.

Florida's 1,000 Internet cafes were shut down immediately, including Miami-Dade's Incredible Investments, LLC, a café that provides online services to migrant workers, according to the Tampa Bay Times. The owner, Consuelo Zapata, is now suing the state after her legal team found that the ban was so hastily worded that it can be applied to any computer or device connected to the Internet, according to a copy of the complaint obtained by The Miami Herald.

The ban defines illegal slot machines as any "system or network of devices" that may be used in a game of chance.

And that broad wording can be applied to any form of computer, according to the Miami law firm of Kluger, Kaplan, Silverman, Katzen & Levine, who worked with constitutional law attorney and Harvard professor Alan Dershowitz.


Making everyone a criminal, one state at a time. Attacking the architecture of free speech is a bonus. When called on it, they will plead that technical illiteracy makes them unaccountable.

This was passed by a majority Republican House, majority Republican Senate, and signed by a Republican governor.
7/9/2013 9:32:58 AM EDT
[#1]
Thank you Florida
7/9/2013 9:35:15 AM EDT
[#2]
holy shit raiding in WoW is not banned in florida!

7/9/2013 9:35:58 AM EDT
[#3]
Hey, as long as it's in the name of keeping people safe from themselves, right
7/9/2013 9:37:09 AM EDT
[#4]
This had exploded into basically gambling in every strip mall.  All the old folks in there burning down their retirement.  I can't speak for the law but I think it was getting a little out of hand.
7/9/2013 9:37:30 AM EDT
[#5]
Even if the law was narrowly tailed for actual gambling machines... Why do they care?
7/9/2013 9:38:09 AM EDT
[#6]
Guess I'm breaking the law right now!

Florida!
7/9/2013 9:41:15 AM EDT
[#7]
What's wrong with gambling again?
7/9/2013 9:42:58 AM EDT
[#8]
Don't ask me to bail you out


What's wrong with gambling again?


nothing wrong with gambling, except the state didn't get their share
7/9/2013 9:44:52 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
What's wrong with gambling again?


States don't want competition with the lottery.  
7/9/2013 9:46:58 AM EDT
[#10]
Republicans, the party of more government!
7/9/2013 9:47:54 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
the law
the article


In April Florida Governor Rick Scott approved a ban on slot machines and Internet cafes after a charity tied to Lt. Governor Jennifer Carroll was shut down on suspicion of being an Internet gambling front -- forcing Carroll, who had consulted with the charity, to resign.

Florida's 1,000 Internet cafes were shut down immediately, including Miami-Dade's Incredible Investments, LLC, a café that provides online services to migrant workers, according to the Tampa Bay Times. The owner, Consuelo Zapata, is now suing the state after her legal team found that the ban was so hastily worded that it can be applied to any computer or device connected to the Internet, according to a copy of the complaint obtained by The Miami Herald.

The ban defines illegal slot machines as any "system or network of devices" that may be used in a game of chance.

And that broad wording can be applied to any form of computer, according to the Miami law firm of Kluger, Kaplan, Silverman, Katzen & Levine, who worked with constitutional law attorney and Harvard professor Alan Dershowitz.


Making everyone a criminal, one state at a time. Attacking the architecture of free speech is a bonus. When called on it, they will plead that technical illiteracy makes them unaccountable.

This was passed by a majority Republican House, majority Republican Senate, and signed by a Republican governor.


What's worth noting here is that this was a hasty, shittily-worded law was passed as a knee-jerk response to a problem that was only really a problem because it made some politician look bad.


and was immediately used by law enforcement to shut down a whole sector of businesses that were providing legitimate services to customers.
7/9/2013 9:48:25 AM EDT
[#12]


What a bunch of dumbasses.
7/9/2013 9:50:58 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
This was passed by a majority Republican House, majority Republican Senate, and signed by a Republican governor.

No surprise there. Gambling's bad, mmmkay.

Democrats want government to be your mom, Republicans want it to be your dad.
7/9/2013 9:51:17 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
What's wrong with gambling again?

Nothing, but the dregs of our society think we need the gov to tell people not to blow their money.
7/9/2013 9:51:18 AM EDT
[#15]
This must not appear Kosher to the lawyers prosecuting this case.
7/9/2013 9:56:11 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Guess I'm breaking the law right now!

Florida!


Do not comply.

Move to a free state.
7/9/2013 10:01:11 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
This had exploded into basically gambling in every strip mall.  All the old folks in there burning down their retirement.  I can't speak for the law but I think it was getting a little out of hand.


Yeah, definitely need to save people from themselves.
7/9/2013 10:03:42 AM EDT
[#18]
I'm not suggesting that Democrats are any better (because they're not - they're worse, so don't ride my dick about it), but WTF is wrong with a lot of Republicans, lately?



"Limited government" my aching white ass.
7/9/2013 10:05:58 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
holy shit raiding in WoW is not banned in florida!



that'd be the line right there


I'm stocking up on mass produced swords and shields to hand out to troves of raiders...... 40 man? AQ has NOTHING on what I have in store  
7/9/2013 10:06:53 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Quoted:
This had exploded into basically gambling in every strip mall.  All the old folks in there burning down their retirement.  I can't speak for the law but I think it was getting a little out of hand.


Yeah, definitely need to save people from themselves.


this


thank you for saving them from themselves
7/9/2013 10:12:28 AM EDT
[#21]


The GOP, officially dead November 4th 2014.

7/9/2013 10:17:19 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Guess I'm breaking the law right now!

Florida!


Do not comply.

Move to a free state.


I thought about it (Free State Project), but I can't do snow. The beaches here are too nice.
7/9/2013 10:17:39 AM EDT
[#23]
Florida wins again!
7/9/2013 10:19:28 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
I'm not suggesting that Democrats are any better (because they're not - they're worse, so don't ride my dick about it), but WTF is wrong with a lot of Republicans, lately?

"Limited government" my aching white ass.


Lately?

You need a kick in your lily white ass if you think the reblubs aren't as freedom hating as democraps. They choose to use the guise of patriotism to pull off their bullshit.
7/9/2013 10:22:32 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
This had exploded into basically gambling in every strip mall.  All the old folks in there burning down their retirement.  I can't speak for the law but I think it was getting a little out of hand.


Yeah, definitely need to save people from themselves.


this


thank you for saving them from themselves


When I visited Portland, OR, just about every bar had some type of gambling machine in it. I thought it was brilliant.
7/9/2013 10:24:12 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
the law
the article


In April Florida Governor Rick Scott approved a ban on slot machines and Internet cafes after a charity tied to Lt. Governor Jennifer Carroll was shut down on suspicion of being an Internet gambling front -- forcing Carroll, who had consulted with the charity, to resign.

Florida's 1,000 Internet cafes were shut down immediately, including Miami-Dade's Incredible Investments, LLC, a café that provides online services to migrant workers, according to the Tampa Bay Times. The owner, Consuelo Zapata, is now suing the state after her legal team found that the ban was so hastily worded that it can be applied to any computer or device connected to the Internet, according to a copy of the complaint obtained by The Miami Herald.

The ban defines illegal slot machines as any "system or network of devices" that may be used in a game of chance.

And that broad wording can be applied to any form of computer, according to the Miami law firm of Kluger, Kaplan, Silverman, Katzen & Levine, who worked with constitutional law attorney and Harvard professor Alan Dershowitz.


Making everyone a criminal, one state at a time. Attacking the architecture of free speech is a bonus. When called on it, they will plead that technical illiteracy makes them unaccountable.

This was passed by a majority Republican House, majority Republican Senate, and signed by a Republican governor.


Thanks for the heads up.

I'm going to be certain  to vote straight Democrat in the next election.

You should too........................not really.

7/9/2013 10:27:52 AM EDT
[#27]
Rick Scott has always been an assclown.
7/9/2013 10:47:31 AM EDT
[#28]
Looking at that definition, it seems to ban computers, cell phones, and video games, even if no gambling or money is involved.
7/9/2013 10:50:51 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:

When I visited Portland, OR, just about every bar had some type of gambling machine in it. I thought it was brilliant.



Welcome to the entire state of MT. After all, drinking and heavy waging go hand-in-hand, right?

7/9/2013 10:51:41 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Quoted:
the law
the article


In April Florida Governor Rick Scott approved a ban on slot machines and Internet cafes after a charity tied to Lt. Governor Jennifer Carroll was shut down on suspicion of being an Internet gambling front -- forcing Carroll, who had consulted with the charity, to resign.

Florida's 1,000 Internet cafes were shut down immediately, including Miami-Dade's Incredible Investments, LLC, a café that provides online services to migrant workers, according to the Tampa Bay Times. The owner, Consuelo Zapata, is now suing the state after her legal team found that the ban was so hastily worded that it can be applied to any computer or device connected to the Internet, according to a copy of the complaint obtained by The Miami Herald.

The ban defines illegal slot machines as any "system or network of devices" that may be used in a game of chance.

And that broad wording can be applied to any form of computer, according to the Miami law firm of Kluger, Kaplan, Silverman, Katzen & Levine, who worked with constitutional law attorney and Harvard professor Alan Dershowitz.


Making everyone a criminal, one state at a time. Attacking the architecture of free speech is a bonus. When called on it, they will plead that technical illiteracy makes them unaccountable.

This was passed by a majority Republican House, majority Republican Senate, and signed by a Republican governor.


Thanks for the heads up.

I'm going to be certain  to vote straight Democrat in the next election.

You should too........................
not really.



He already was, not that it matters.
7/9/2013 10:53:57 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
This had exploded into basically gambling in every strip mall.  All the old folks in there burning down their retirement.  I can't speak for the law but I think it was getting a little out of hand.


Right do it for the people
shit while we are at it for the people ban guns

Get a grip
let dumbasses crash and burn. It is gene pool chlorine
7/9/2013 10:54:58 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Rick Scott has always been an assclown.


truth
7/9/2013 11:47:54 AM EDT
[#33]



Quoted:


This had exploded into basically gambling in every strip mall.  All the old folks in there burning down their retirement.  I can't speak for the law but I think it was getting a little out of hand.


Yep,... that internet's just a fad anyway... right?

 
7/9/2013 12:56:06 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Quoted:
the law
the article


In April Florida Governor Rick Scott approved a ban on slot machines and Internet cafes after a charity tied to Lt. Governor Jennifer Carroll was shut down on suspicion of being an Internet gambling front -- forcing Carroll, who had consulted with the charity, to resign.

Florida's 1,000 Internet cafes were shut down immediately, including Miami-Dade's Incredible Investments, LLC, a café that provides online services to migrant workers, according to the Tampa Bay Times. The owner, Consuelo Zapata, is now suing the state after her legal team found that the ban was so hastily worded that it can be applied to any computer or device connected to the Internet, according to a copy of the complaint obtained by The Miami Herald.

The ban defines illegal slot machines as any "system or network of devices" that may be used in a game of chance.

And that broad wording can be applied to any form of computer, according to the Miami law firm of Kluger, Kaplan, Silverman, Katzen & Levine, who worked with constitutional law attorney and Harvard professor Alan Dershowitz.


Making everyone a criminal, one state at a time. Attacking the architecture of free speech is a bonus. When called on it, they will plead that technical illiteracy makes them unaccountable.

This was passed by a majority Republican House, majority Republican Senate, and signed by a Republican governor.


Thanks for the heads up.

I'm going to be certain  to vote straight Democrat in the next election.

You should too........................not really.



Yeah, instead lets bury our head in the sand and ignore the problems with the Republican Party. I mean, it isn't like the Democrats are going to use this against them.  Republican strategy has been working so well lately...

7/9/2013 1:00:40 PM EDT
[#35]
Damn, Rick Scott seems to be a big fan of casting out a wide net in efforts to make his entire state felons.  I am of course speaking about the BULLSHIT law he passed that made carrying bongs or pipes a felony.  Than again, I must be a dumb "doper" rather than someone who takes civil rights seriously.

Christ Florida, there has got to be a better man than Scott.
7/9/2013 1:10:22 PM EDT
[#36]
Word is on the screet is that casinos want to move in big time and don't want any competition... $Convinced$ some politicians that this needed to be done! For the good of the people.


7/9/2013 1:12:09 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
This had exploded into basically gambling in every strip mall.  All the old folks in there burning down their retirement.  I can't speak for the law but I think it was getting a little out of hand.


It made the nickel slots in Atlantic City look good.
7/9/2013 1:20:51 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
This had exploded into basically gambling in every strip mall.  All the old folks in there burning down their retirement.  I can't speak for the law but I think it was getting a little out of hand.


Sigh...and of course we being an "enlightened" society can not allow them to starve in the cold (lol FL) because they are fools.

Of course I don't consider that to be enlightened at all, because an enlightened individual sees that it breeds either more government or dependent fools

But what do I know...it isn't like my observations are 100% true or anything.
7/9/2013 1:45:33 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
I'm not suggesting that Democrats are any better (because they're not - they're worse, so don't ride my dick about it), but WTF is wrong with a lot of Republicans, lately?

"Limited government" my aching white ass.


This is why I am saying "screw this" and going to the Libertarian Party in the future.
Quoted:
This had exploded into basically gambling in every strip mall.  All the old folks in there burning down their retirement.  I can't speak for the law but I think it was getting a little out of hand.


Here's the zero fucks I give about other people choosing to burn their retirement.
7/9/2013 1:57:11 PM EDT
[#40]
Soooo.... this appears to outlaw voting machines ....

Back to the old hanging chads for Florida!
7/9/2013 1:59:55 PM EDT
[#41]



Quoted:


Guess I'm breaking the law right now!



Florida!


Reported.  

 
7/9/2013 2:05:00 PM EDT
[#42]
FUCK RICK SCOTT!

That cock gobbling POS vetoed a bill that would have made my divorce a slam fucking dunk win.

Fuck that asshole with an AIDS infected needled from one of his hospitals.
7/9/2013 2:08:21 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Quoted:
the law
the article


In April Florida Governor Rick Scott approved a ban on slot machines and Internet cafes after a charity tied to Lt. Governor Jennifer Carroll was shut down on suspicion of being an Internet gambling front -- forcing Carroll, who had consulted with the charity, to resign.

Florida's 1,000 Internet cafes were shut down immediately, including Miami-Dade's Incredible Investments, LLC, a café that provides online services to migrant workers, according to the Tampa Bay Times. The owner, Consuelo Zapata, is now suing the state after her legal team found that the ban was so hastily worded that it can be applied to any computer or device connected to the Internet, according to a copy of the complaint obtained by The Miami Herald.

The ban defines illegal slot machines as any "system or network of devices" that may be used in a game of chance.

And that broad wording can be applied to any form of computer, according to the Miami law firm of Kluger, Kaplan, Silverman, Katzen & Levine, who worked with constitutional law attorney and Harvard professor Alan Dershowitz.


Making everyone a criminal, one state at a time. Attacking the architecture of free speech is a bonus. When called on it, they will plead that technical illiteracy makes them unaccountable.

This was passed by a majority Republican House, majority Republican Senate, and signed by a Republican governor.


What's worth noting here is that this was a hasty, shittily-worded law was passed as a knee-jerk response to a problem that was only really a problem because it made some politician look bad.


and was immediately used by law enforcement to shut down a whole sector of businesses that were providing legitimate services to customers.


That sounds familiar.