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7/1/2013 4:28:37 PM EDT
I would like an explanation for why a fish is tied to a light in a parkinglot:



Please and thank you.  
7/1/2013 4:31:28 PM EDT
[#1]
The Walmart manager is "on notice" by the higher Ups.  
7/1/2013 4:31:37 PM EDT
[#2]
If it smells like fish......
7/1/2013 4:31:50 PM EDT
[#3]
Because FBHO.
7/1/2013 4:35:34 PM EDT
[#4]
Luca Brasi reference.
7/1/2013 4:36:04 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Because FBHO.


Yup.
7/1/2013 4:36:53 PM EDT
[#6]
To make passing women ask weird questions on the internet so they get laughed at?  Unfortunately, you're smarter than most, you brought evidence of the fishy situation.  
7/1/2013 4:38:22 PM EDT
[#7]
I was going to say it was put there as a reminder to buy Vagisil.
7/1/2013 4:42:03 PM EDT
[#8]

7/1/2013 4:47:08 PM EDT
[#9]
Are you a Pisces?
7/1/2013 4:49:03 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
To make passing women ask weird questions on the internet so they get laughed at?  Unfortunately, you're smarter than most, you brought evidence of the fishy situation.  


I know the rules.  

Quoted:
Are you a Pisces?

Leo.  
7/1/2013 4:49:10 PM EDT
[#11]
What? You never heard of a fish 'n pole?
7/1/2013 4:50:09 PM EDT
[#12]
7/1/2013 4:50:21 PM EDT
[#13]
It's a gang thing, like sneakers on the power lines.
7/1/2013 4:51:53 PM EDT
[#14]
John bait- look around for the hookers.
7/1/2013 4:51:59 PM EDT
[#15]
After further study, I have concludes its a perch.
7/1/2013 4:53:03 PM EDT
[#16]
Someone tried to cut done the tallest pole in the lot with a perch

7/1/2013 4:53:26 PM EDT
[#17]



Obviously, you are currently at low tide.

Duh.


7/1/2013 4:55:05 PM EDT
[#18]
Is this the new Gangbanger throwing tennis shoes over the powerline thing?
7/1/2013 4:55:19 PM EDT
[#19]
Oh wait, could be a flying fish.



Yes, I have been drinking. Why do you ask?
7/1/2013 4:58:35 PM EDT
[#20]


Wow.  I think a psychologist could make a career out of whomever came up with that.
7/1/2013 5:05:05 PM EDT
[#21]


Voodoo.
7/1/2013 5:06:13 PM EDT
[#22]
7/1/2013 5:08:11 PM EDT
[#23]


This stuff is why I love you guys.  
7/1/2013 5:08:40 PM EDT
[#24]
Bird stole someones fish on a stringer... flew away and dropped it, amazingly getting caught on the light pole.

7/1/2013 5:54:05 PM EDT
[#25]
It is common for Canadian expats living in the United States to celebrate Canada day by hanging fish in public places.  Since you live down in the southwest you won't see it that often and I can understand why it would be surprising.  Here in the border states, it's pretty commonplace to see this time of year.



One important part of this tradition that many people don't know, is that if you catch a Canadian in the act of hanging the fish, he must produce a Queen Elizabeth quarter on demand.  Failure to do so brings shame to the family.  So most Canadians try to do this at discreetly at night, and are sure to carry a few extra quarters.  High school students roam the streets at night, hoping to catch a Canadian in the act and earn some loose change.  Like collecting cut off ears from VC's, some turn this into a competition and offer a prize for whoever acquired the most quarters by the end of the week.


7/1/2013 6:09:08 PM EDT
[#26]




Quoted:

Bird stole someones fish on a stringer... flew away and dropped it, amazingly getting caught on the light pole.





very probable answer, or some human threw it up there in some nefarious act.

7/1/2013 6:09:23 PM EDT
[#27]
7/1/2013 6:12:16 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Bird stole someones fish on a stringer... flew away and dropped it, amazingly getting caught on the light pole.



Good call.  You find fish in the oddest places because of birds.  

7/1/2013 6:38:01 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
It is common for Canadian expats living in the United States to celebrate Canada day by hanging fish in public places.  Since you live down in the southwest you won't see it that often and I can understand why it would be surprising.  Here in the border states, it's pretty commonplace to see this time of year.

One important part of this tradition that many people don't know, is that if you catch a Canadian in the act of hanging the fish, he must produce a Queen Elizabeth quarter on demand.  Failure to do so brings shame to the family.  So most Canadians try to do this at discreetly at night, and are sure to carry a few extra quarters.  High school students roam the streets at night, hoping to catch a Canadian in the act and earn some loose change.  Like collecting cut off ears from VC's, some turn this into a competition and offer a prize for whoever acquired the most quarters by the end of the week.


7/1/2013 6:57:16 PM EDT
[#30]
Had to tie it up. It kept getting away.
7/1/2013 7:07:31 PM EDT
[#31]
Because merica
7/1/2013 7:52:25 PM EDT
[#32]


Low potassium, habit breaking mojo. Yeah, the sacrifice called for a live chicken, it was substituted for a Purdue from the local Publix. LOL
7/1/2013 7:54:58 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
I would like an explanation for why a fish is tied to a light in a parkinglot:

http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o370/techgal_pics/Photo0177_zps202315e3.jpg

Please and thank you.  


Well, yeah...That is a very fair question. I would also love to know the answer as well.
7/1/2013 7:55:44 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
It is common for Canadian expats living in the United States to celebrate Canada day by hanging fish in public places.  Since you live down in the southwest you won't see it that often and I can understand why it would be surprising.  Here in the border states, it's pretty commonplace to see this time of year.

One important part of this tradition that many people don't know, is that if you catch a Canadian in the act of hanging the fish, he must produce a Queen Elizabeth quarter on demand.  Failure to do so brings shame to the family.  So most Canadians try to do this at discreetly at night, and are sure to carry a few extra quarters.  High school students roam the streets at night, hoping to catch a Canadian in the act and earn some loose change.  Like collecting cut off ears from VC's, some turn this into a competition and offer a prize for whoever acquired the most quarters by the end of the week.


I want to play Balderdash with you.  
7/1/2013 11:53:57 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I would like an explanation for why a fish is tied to a light in a parkinglot:

http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o370/techgal_pics/Photo0177_zps202315e3.jpg

Please and thank you.  


Well, yeah...That is a very fair question. I would also love to know the answer as well.


There is some interesting hypotheses but nothing that seems to stand out.
7/1/2013 11:55:57 PM EDT
[#36]
You didn't get the one-time pad?



Sigh...

Fish is hanging from the lamppost.

You know what to do.
7/1/2013 11:56:14 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
I would like an explanation for why a fish is tied to a light in a parkinglot:

http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o370/techgal_pics/Photo0177_zps202315e3.jpg

Please and thank you.  


Looks almost like a bird, what'd you take that picture with a Potato?

ETA: Upon further inspection, that looks like you must be far south from me. I've never seen a fish that has such a freakish dorsal fin up here
7/1/2013 11:56:24 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Quoted:
It is common for Canadian expats living in the United States to celebrate Canada day by hanging fish in public places.  Since you live down in the southwest you won't see it that often and I can understand why it would be surprising.  Here in the border states, it's pretty commonplace to see this time of year.

One important part of this tradition that many people don't know, is that if you catch a Canadian in the act of hanging the fish, he must produce a Queen Elizabeth quarter on demand.  Failure to do so brings shame to the family.  So most Canadians try to do this at discreetly at night, and are sure to carry a few extra quarters.  High school students roam the streets at night, hoping to catch a Canadian in the act and earn some loose change.  Like collecting cut off ears from VC's, some turn this into a competition and offer a prize for whoever acquired the most quarters by the end of the week.


I want to play Balderdash with you.  


Damn I love Balderdash
7/1/2013 11:58:05 PM EDT
[#39]
Someone's trotline at low ebb?
7/2/2013 12:03:20 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Quoted:
It is common for Canadian expats living in the United States to celebrate Canada day by hanging fish in public places.  Since you live down in the southwest you won't see it that often and I can understand why it would be surprising.  Here in the border states, it's pretty commonplace to see this time of year.

One important part of this tradition that many people don't know, is that if you catch a Canadian in the act of hanging the fish, he must produce a Queen Elizabeth quarter on demand.  Failure to do so brings shame to the family.  So most Canadians try to do this at discreetly at night, and are sure to carry a few extra quarters.  High school students roam the streets at night, hoping to catch a Canadian in the act and earn some loose change.  Like collecting cut off ears from VC's, some turn this into a competition and offer a prize for whoever acquired the most quarters by the end of the week.


I want to play Balderdash with you.  


Do you have Skype?
7/2/2013 12:05:24 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
It is common for Canadian expats living in the United States to celebrate Canada day by hanging fish in public places.  Since you live down in the southwest you won't see it that often and I can understand why it would be surprising.  Here in the border states, it's pretty commonplace to see this time of year.

One important part of this tradition that many people don't know, is that if you catch a Canadian in the act of hanging the fish, he must produce a Queen Elizabeth quarter on demand.  Failure to do so brings shame to the family.  So most Canadians try to do this at discreetly at night, and are sure to carry a few extra quarters.  High school students roam the streets at night, hoping to catch a Canadian in the act and earn some loose change.  Like collecting cut off ears from VC's, some turn this into a competition and offer a prize for whoever acquired the most quarters by the end of the week.


I want to play Balderdash with you.  


Do you have Skype?


This seems weird

7/2/2013 12:06:36 AM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Because FBHO.


Correct.
7/2/2013 12:19:01 AM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
You didn't get the one-time pad?



Sigh...

Fish is hanging from the lamppost.

You know what to do.


Dear God...not that...  
7/2/2013 12:31:53 AM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
Quoted:
You didn't get the one-time pad?



Sigh...

Fish is hanging from the lamppost.

You know what to do.


Dear God...not that...  


It's necessary. You signed up for it.

Chin up!! Pip Pip!!
7/2/2013 12:34:52 AM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I would like an explanation for why a fish is tied to a light in a parkinglot:

http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o370/techgal_pics/Photo0177_zps202315e3.jpg

Please and thank you.  


Looks almost like a bird, what'd you take that picture with a Potato?

ETA: Upon further inspection, that looks like you must be far south from me. I've never seen a fish that has such a freakish dorsal fin up here

In the southwest.  
Perhaps the angle is bad or maybe the fact that it had been up there long enough for it's innards to rupture out of it makes things look off a bit, but it did look like a perch.  A really bad perch but a perch.  
7/2/2013 12:37:50 AM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I would like an explanation for why a fish is tied to a light in a parkinglot:

http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o370/techgal_pics/Photo0177_zps202315e3.jpg

Please and thank you.  


Looks almost like a bird, what'd you take that picture with a Potato?

ETA: Upon further inspection, that looks like you must be far south from me. I've never seen a fish that has such a freakish dorsal fin up here

In the southwest.  
Perhaps the angle is bad or maybe the fact that it had been up there long enough for it's innards to rupture out of it makes things look off a bit, but it did look like a perch.  A really bad perch but a perch.  


That doesn't look like no Perch I've ever seen before here



7/2/2013 12:41:29 AM EDT
[#47]
Techgal, thats Santeria practice.


It's Catholicism mixed with african Voodoo type shit.


Spanish Voodoo.


they also throw chickens in paper bags in the middle of an intersection. to cure someone of a curse/illment so that everyone who passed over the chicken takes a LITTLE of it with them until the person is cured. by giving a little to everyone else.

It's like socialism, but with curses. redistributing the suffering.
7/2/2013 12:44:06 AM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
Techgal, thats Santeria practice.


It's Catholicism mixed with african Voodoo type shit.


Spanish Voodoo.


they also throw chickens in paper bags in the middle of an intersection. to cure someone of a curse/illment so that everyone who passed over the chicken takes a LITTLE of it with them until the person is cured. by giving a little to everyone else.

It's like socialism, but with curses. redistributing the suffering.



Once again Roebuck delivers
7/2/2013 12:50:56 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
It is common for Canadian expats living in the United States to celebrate Canada day by hanging fish in public places.  Since you live down in the southwest you won't see it that often and I can understand why it would be surprising.  Here in the border states, it's pretty commonplace to see this time of year.

One important part of this tradition that many people don't know, is that if you catch a Canadian in the act of hanging the fish, he must produce a Queen Elizabeth quarter on demand.  Failure to do so brings shame to the family.  So most Canadians try to do this at discreetly at night, and are sure to carry a few extra quarters.  High school students roam the streets at night, hoping to catch a Canadian in the act and earn some loose change.  Like collecting cut off ears from VC's, some turn this into a competition and offer a prize for whoever acquired the most quarters by the end of the week.


I want to play Balderdash with you.  


Do you have Skype?


This seems weird



yeah its gonna get weird
7/2/2013 1:35:15 AM EDT
[#50]
I got nothing.
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