Posted: 6/28/2013 12:21:51 PM EDT
In whatever universe this guy lives in, he gets it.
P.S. - What camo pattern is that sweet jacket? |
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Lets ban rocks too. They can cause blunt force trauma, some varieties can be flaked into arrow and spear points and even knives and hand axes, and smaller ones can pose a choking hazard, especially to small children. Please, think of the children. Lets fund giant rock crushers, crush all of the rocks on the planet, turning them into soil that we can grow pretty forests where unicorns roam while shitting skittles.
I generally get aggravated at people who actually believe that all risk can be 100% eliminated from life, but that guy was so far out there that I just kind of went 
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