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6/14/2013 8:53:28 PM EDT
Another thread got me to thinking about Hee Haw.... ... It was one of my favorite shows when I was a kid....  Junior Samples was my favorite star on the show.

Junior became a star on the syndicated country television variety show “Hee Haw” because of a taped interview made in 1967 with Jim Morrison, then chief of information for the Georgia conservation department.

Junior claimed he had caught a world record largemouth bass from Georgia’s Lake Lanier, a sprawling impoundment just across the road from Cumming.  The fish allegedly weighed 22 pounds, nine ounces.  Every schoolboy knows the world record is 22 pounds, four ounces, caught in 1932 by George Perry from Montgomery Lake, Georgia.

It is the outdoor equivalent of Joe DiMaggio’s streak of hitting in 56 straight games.  Perry’s record has endured for more than 70 years and anyone who breaks it will have instant fame.  The endorsements alone will bring a fortune.  Junior Samples won fame and fortune even though his record claim was a flat-out lie.

Morrison interviewed Junior, a sprawling 300-pound heap of a man, on a front porch right out of Dogpatch.  “It was Squalor Holler,” Morrison said.  “The outhouse was in a corner of a stall in the barn.  There were no screens on the windows and there was trash and garbage laying out in the weeds.”

Morrison had no trouble finding Junior.  Cumming wasn’t much bigger than Junior anyway, and he was, if not a leading, at least a prominent citizen.  “He was racin’ cars and runnin’ a liquor store,” Morrison says.  Before that, Junior had run moonshine–it’s how he learned to drive a race car, another of his good ol’ boy careers.

Junior also fancied himself a carpenter.  “Drivin’ nails,” he drawled.  But he allowed–and here he paused as if he were trying to spit out a mouthful of cockleburs–that work had interfered with his fishing before he caught the record bass.  “But it ain’t gonna no more!” he vowed fervently.  “Ah’m gonna do a bonch uh fishin’!”

Junior’s interview was a masterpiece of misdirection.  “He told it so convincingly I believed him,” Morrison said.  Junior claimed he ate the world record bass.  “Ah’s lookin’ fer sumpin tuh eat!” he declared.  That would have invalidated his claim even if it had been true.  But he told Morrison the fish had been weighed in several places around the lake.


This is a true story of how he was "discovered".  Take a minute to listen and remember, the guy interviewing him believes him word for word.  If I remember correctly, the fish turned out to be a grouper someone had caught on the coast and likely dumped the head in the lake. Jr found the fish head and was walking around the local race track showing it off and claiming he caught in Lake Lanier. The race announcer interviewed Jr over the radio and this was the recording.

6/14/2013 9:11:15 PM EDT
[#1]
There were lots of funny characters on Hee Haw, I loved it as a kid.

And Junior was one of my favorites.

LC
6/14/2013 9:23:57 PM EDT
[#2]
He has another funny story about an incident he had at a house of ill repute and an encounter with the county sheriff, but it's not on Youtube so I can't post it.  Jr is the Grandfather of guys like Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy.
6/14/2013 9:28:15 PM EDT
[#3]
"Call B R - 549"
6/14/2013 9:37:39 PM EDT
[#4]
Junior liked to smoke weed.
6/14/2013 9:39:37 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Junior liked to smoke weed.


More like "corn liquor".
6/14/2013 9:39:50 PM EDT
[#6]
Sample's Sales!
6/14/2013 9:51:32 PM EDT
[#7]
I don't know any of their names, but they were the hottest honeys I had ever seen,

Those were my favorites
6/14/2013 10:01:25 PM EDT
[#8]
I loved watching Hee Haw back in the early 70's. I was a teenager and wrestled the bald headed champ on a regular basis after going to my room at the end of the show.

They had some serious talent on it

6/14/2013 11:18:06 PM EDT
[#9]
Young dudes can't appreciate the humor.  He was hilarious.
6/14/2013 11:38:28 PM EDT
[#10]


I used to watch Hee Haw with my Dad.

Good times!