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6/10/2013 9:07:32 AM EDT
Here it is. Please excuse the lack of real drink. I am still a minor

Kielbasa, lettuce, swiss, lite mayo on wheat
Cantaloupe
Chocolate Milk
Surefire 6P
Spyderco Resilience
Glock 19 w/ Speer Gold Dots


6/10/2013 9:08:26 AM EDT
[#1]
Do not want.
6/10/2013 9:08:52 AM EDT
[#2]
hellogoodbye.gif
6/10/2013 9:09:00 AM EDT
[#3]
Minor with a handgun. There is something not right about this.

ETA: Legal in some areas. You learn something new everyday.
6/10/2013 9:10:04 AM EDT
[#4]
That's one weird ass sammich
6/10/2013 9:10:12 AM EDT
[#5]
6/10/2013 9:10:35 AM EDT
[#6]
weak shit.
6/10/2013 9:11:39 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Minor with a handgun. There is something not right about this.


You can own a handgun at 18 in Michigan. Just can't be bought from a FFL.
6/10/2013 9:12:06 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Minor with a handgun. There is something not right about this.




In my area, it is perfectly legal for an 18 year old to possess a handgun.  You just can't buy from a shop because of the stupid federal law.  

Disclaimer: in TX at least.  Didn't check to see OPs location, but I'm assuming it is the same for him.  Hell, active duty military can get a CHL at 18.

6/10/2013 9:12:13 AM EDT
[#9]
There is either a momma or a wife in desperate need of a backhand for that.

TRG
6/10/2013 9:14:35 AM EDT
[#10]
Meh.

4/10
6/10/2013 9:17:16 AM EDT
[#11]
Shouldn't you be eating Kids Cuisine Lunchables??
6/10/2013 9:18:09 AM EDT
[#12]
At minor's experience/training/acquisition level, 9/10.



-1 for thin sammich.

+1 for healthy side.

-1 only 1 reload.

+1 choc milk

+1 for same bowls as I have.
6/10/2013 9:18:24 AM EDT
[#13]
That sounds and looks pretty fucking terrible.
6/10/2013 9:18:39 AM EDT
[#14]
-1 cause you can't even see what's in the damned sammich
-1 cause I think you made it yourself and didn't have a sammich maker make it
-1 cause no pics of sammich maker
-1 no whiskey pills stapler
-1 for eating on your counter
5/10
6/10/2013 9:19:17 AM EDT
[#15]
Not a good move to post that, dude.
 




-1 Sandwhich contents not visible

-1 Cold bread

-1 Fork stolen from restaurant

-1 Milk? Really?

-1 No rifle

-1 plating

-1 Flashlight not attached to rifle

-1 Would not eat




2/10 For making an attempt
6/10/2013 9:19:32 AM EDT
[#16]
OP when you say "minor" do you mean under 21 or under 18?
6/10/2013 9:22:46 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
OP when you say "minor" do you mean under 21 or under 18?


6/10/2013 9:24:21 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
OP when you say "minor" do you mean under 21 or under 18?


Under 21.

6/10/2013 9:26:54 AM EDT
[#19]
The lunch pics on here have been shit lately.
6/10/2013 9:34:57 AM EDT
[#20]
OK, so it's not a high-score of a meal pic, but I'd eat it.  
6/10/2013 9:37:08 AM EDT
[#21]
I am left entirely incapable of pleasuring myself to this.

ETA:

that's not a knoif, this is a knoif.
6/10/2013 9:43:27 AM EDT
[#22]
Give a kid a break.  At least he is pro gun and can feed himself. 7/10.
6/10/2013 9:57:14 AM EDT
[#23]
That is one sad lookin sammich.
6/10/2013 10:08:18 AM EDT
[#24]
Judging by this, at least we know you'll never be in one of those "how do I get rid of my belly fat" threads
6/10/2013 10:09:31 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
That is one sad lookin sammich.


6/10/2013 10:14:30 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Minor with a handgun. There is something not right about this.




In my area, it is perfectly legal for an 18 year old to possess a handgun.  You just can't buy from a shop because of the stupid federal law.  

Disclaimer: in TX at least.  Didn't check to see OPs location, but I'm assuming it is the same for him.  Hell, active duty military can get a CHL at 18.



But you can join the Milit. and rock on a SAW..............and still can't drink a beer legally........O by the way samwich looks tastey...
6/10/2013 10:50:55 AM EDT
[#27]
At least someone taught you that the fork goes on the left.
6/10/2013 10:58:33 AM EDT
[#28]
GD  is harsh today. Atleast remember this: I, unlike 85% of modern teens, am not a member of the FSA. I make my own food, shoot and train, and love my country. I work hard, study hard, and respect those older then me. I consider myself one of very few from my generation.
6/10/2013 11:00:32 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
GD  is harsh today. Atleast remember this: I, unlike 85% of modern teens, am not a member of the FSA. I make my own food, shoot and train, and love my country. I work hard, study hard, and respect those older then me. I consider myself one of very few from my generation.


You may be a fantastic person, but your post is bad, and you should feel bad.
6/10/2013 11:00:51 AM EDT
[#30]
Today? GD is harsh today?





Clearly you haven't spent much time in GD.  
6/10/2013 11:01:15 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
GD  is harsh today. Atleast remember this: I, unlike 85% of modern teens, am not a member of the FSA. I make my own food, shoot and train, and love my country. I work hard, study hard, and respect those older then me. I consider myself one of very few from my generation.


Doesn't mean your lunch pic is par for the course.  

Good on you otherwise, OP.

EDIT: I can't spell.
6/10/2013 11:01:40 AM EDT
[#32]
Shit homie, just throw some onions in a skillet, add some left over chicken thighs, throw in some corn and whatnot, add a beer, and simmer it down. Tacos in under 15 minutes. It's what I had for lunch and I wasn't even trying. No excuse for that sadwhich and fatbody milk.


6/10/2013 11:02:00 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Quoted:
GD  is harsh today. Atleast remember this: I, unlike 85% of modern teens, am not a member of the FSA. I make my own food, shoot and train, and love my country. I work hard, study hard, and respect those older then me. I consider myself one of very few from my generation.


Doesn't mean your lunch pic par for the course.  

Good on you otherwise, OP.


Next one will be improved
6/10/2013 11:03:19 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Shit homie, just throw some onions in a skillet, add some left over chicken thighs, throw in some corn and whatnot, add a beer, and simmer it down. Tacos in under 15 minutes.
<a href="http://s1138.photobucket.com/user/dirt28/media/IMG_0211_zps76324841.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n540/dirt28/IMG_0211_zps76324841.jpg</a>
<a href="http://s1138.photobucket.com/user/dirt28/media/IMG_0227_zps048c9906.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n540/dirt28/IMG_0227_zps048c9906.jpg</a>


Use of "homie", makes a decent taco, looks like homemade shell, screen name..

White hand.


You got me.
6/10/2013 11:05:09 AM EDT
[#35]
Lite mayo??? WTF??? Not only should that be a good spicey mustard instead, but *lite* mayo? Turn in your man card on that one......
6/10/2013 11:05:29 AM EDT
[#36]
I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.
6/10/2013 11:07:27 AM EDT
[#37]



Quoted:


Shit homie, just throw some onions in a skillet, add some left over chicken thighs, throw in some corn and whatnot, add a beer, and simmer it down. Tacos in under 15 minutes. It's what I had for lunch and I wasn't even trying. No excuse for that sadwhich and fatbody milk.



http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n540/dirt28/IMG_0211_zps76324841.jpg

http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n540/dirt28/IMG_0227_zps048c9906.jpg


Did you cook and shred the chicken in the pan? Why thighs over breasts? Gonna have to make that.



 
6/10/2013 11:09:22 AM EDT
[#38]
Hell I ate worse lunches as an adult.
I'd eat it.

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6/10/2013 11:09:33 AM EDT
[#39]
Does your mom know you have an account here?
6/10/2013 11:11:18 AM EDT
[#40]
4/10
6/10/2013 11:12:02 AM EDT
[#41]
Who takes a lunch pic with a hand grenade?


6/10/2013 11:20:55 AM EDT
[#42]
Did you even put anything on that samich? It looks like two pieces of bread only, dented at that. Sorry OP, combined with the chocolate milk FAIL of the highest order.
6/10/2013 11:24:51 AM EDT
[#43]


GRENADE!
6/10/2013 11:28:18 AM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
I am left entirely incapable of pleasuring myself to this.

ETA:

that's not a knoif, this is a knoif.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/1005948_321097744690583_1187298625_n.jpg


Dem eyes. Deyz cwazy, but ooooh, so pwiddy.  

6/10/2013 11:32:16 AM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Shit homie, just throw some onions in a skillet, add some left over chicken thighs, throw in some corn and whatnot, add a beer, and simmer it down. Tacos in under 15 minutes. It's what I had for lunch and I wasn't even trying. No excuse for that sadwhich and fatbody milk.

http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n540/dirt28/IMG_0211_zps76324841.jpg
http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n540/dirt28/IMG_0227_zps048c9906.jpg

Did you cook and shred the chicken in the pan? Why thighs over breasts? Gonna have to make that.
 


Chicken was already cooked the night before. I just tossed it in the microwave to soften it up prior to shredding with forks. Cook down some onions and garlic, add chicken, a squirt of tomato paste, corn, tomatoes, calabaza, cilantro, etc..., then pour a beer in. Whatever is good. I used Turbo Dog because it's what I had. Let it simmer down for about 10 minutes and eat that shit.

Also makes a good filling for enchiladas, but that's dinner foodz son.

Add in some chicken stock and hominy, and you have a kickass soup that makes for a perfect jobsite meal in a thermos.

Quoted:
Quoted:
I am left entirely incapable of pleasuring myself to this.

ETA:

that's not a knoif, this is a knoif.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/1005948_321097744690583_1187298625_n.jpg


Dem eyes. Deyz cwazy, but ooooh, so pwiddy.  



Reading this post gave me the same cringing, embarrassed feel that I got when watching the hot chick in high school crap her pants. Just really awkward.
6/10/2013 11:38:13 AM EDT
[#46]



Quoted:



Quoted:




Quoted:

Shit homie, just throw some onions in a skillet, add some left over chicken thighs, throw in some corn and whatnot, add a beer, and simmer it down. Tacos in under 15 minutes. It's what I had for lunch and I wasn't even trying. No excuse for that sadwhich and fatbody milk.



http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n540/dirt28/IMG_0211_zps76324841.jpg

http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n540/dirt28/IMG_0227_zps048c9906.jpg


Did you cook and shred the chicken in the pan? Why thighs over breasts? Gonna have to make that.

 




Chicken was already cooked the night before. I just tossed it in the microwave to soften it up prior to shredding with forks. Cook down some onions and garlic, add chicken, a squirt of tomato paste, corn, tomatoes, calabaza, cilantro, etc..., then pour a beer in. Whatever is good. I used Turbo Dog because it's what I had. Let it simmer down for about 10 minutes and eat that shit.



Also makes a good filling for enchiladas, but that's dinner foodz son.



Add in some chicken stock and hominy, and you have a kickass soup that makes for a perfect jobsite meal in a thermos.





Sounds awesome. Probably gonna make it tonight since I have most ingredients on hand. I love quick, easy, cheap meals.



 
6/10/2013 12:24:41 PM EDT
[#47]
1/10

Only because I feel sorry for you that you had to eat that shit.