[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Dog rape (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 4/24/2013 11:20:25 AM EDT
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Yup - that's right. Happened down the road. Being unemployed at the moment I have a plethora of time so I just got back from wandering down to the local store. Talked with the owner, classic rural store, and he told me about this lady who was accusing her neighbor's dog of raping her poodle. Seems she let Fufu out for a few minutes and there was an immediate ruckus and when she finally found her she was locked in the throes of passion by the doggy style embrace of her neighbor's hound dog. Said he was hitting that thing like an Afghan slapping his wife. Since Fufu obviously wasn't enjoying the intimate moment as much as was the hound, there was a decent amount of snarling, barking squalling, yelping and general mayhem. The hound did not intend to release his true love and convinced the lady it would be in her best safety interests to remain back a safe distance. So the lady does what anyone would do - calls 911.
"This is 911 - what is your emergency?" "My dog is being raped" Silence. "Excuse me? What is your emergency?" "My dog is being raped" "By what?" "Another dog". Silence. "How do you know its rape?" Silence "But I don't want him doing that to my dog" Silence "So they are both dogs?" "Yes" "Thank you mam - have a good day" By now of course the hound had knocked the bottom out of it like a solid brick through a rusty bucket and was stretching and licking his balls contentedly. Fufu had staggered back home to nurse her sore ass. Store owner said this was all related by witnesses and what the lady had told others. Just another slow rainy day in North Alabama. |
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Ever heard of the dude in WI that got caught screwing a dead deer? Twice? I've heard a story of one of my father's high school classmates screwing a dead deer in the back of a pickup truck. Fucker fell off while they were driving and his melon blew up. Pretty much perfect instant karma. I don't like many people, they're disturbing. |
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In my county a few years back there was some fuckjob who trained his dog to fuck him (the fuckjob) in the ass. Apparently his wife came out in the garage and caught him (the fuckjob) down on all fours, getting ass fucked by his dog. Guess he likes it doggy style. ruff
Another fuckhead, in the same town, got caught fucking a dog. No idea if it was male or female dog. But knowing this shit head it probably was a male dog. |
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In my county a few years back there was some fuckjob who trained his dog to fuck him (the fuckjob) in the ass. Apparently his wife came out in the garage and caught him (the fuckjob) down on all fours, getting ass fucked by his dog. Guess he likes it doggy style. ruff Another fuckhead, in the same town, got caught fucking a dog. No idea if it was male or female dog. But knowing this shit head it probably was a male dog. wtf? 
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Guess she forgot to puke on herself. Although I guess in the dog world that would just be the after sex snack.  Oh great, now we're going to be blessed with that one gif of the bulldogs humping. Dammit, I forgot about that. Now my witty (I thought) remark is just plagiarism. 
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https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRF2xR5qs3-cB9Z466QfWum51qX15qlVLboXVs3hKSdgY0UkDzT Hide yo dags! I miss him! |
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http://i889.photobucket.com/albums/ac97/turnkey_01/n1339093087_30073862_3094655.jpg It's always the one you never suspect You know... if they gotta bend down a little so homeboy can hook up... it ain't rape! 
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Ever heard of the dude in WI that got caught screwing a dead deer? Twice? I've heard a story of one of my father's high school classmates screwing a dead deer in the back of a pickup truck. Fucker fell off while they were driving and his melon blew up. Pretty much perfect instant karma. I don't like many people, they're disturbing. I bet he was from WI, too. 
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Ever heard of the dude in WI that got caught screwing a dead deer? Twice? I've heard a story of one of my father's high school classmates screwing a dead deer in the back of a pickup truck. Fucker fell off while they were driving and his melon blew up. Pretty much perfect instant karma. I don't like many people, they're disturbing. I bet he was from WI, too.
Northern WI / MI border |