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4/14/2013 10:22:48 AM EDT
This little sum-bitch was running on my Kitchen floor.  





























That's a quarter dollar in the photo.  




I don't think he fell out of my drawers, though.  


 

 
4/14/2013 10:24:19 AM EDT
[#1]
there is some special soap for what you have there
4/14/2013 10:24:20 AM EDT
[#2]
You are completely fucked.
4/14/2013 10:25:43 AM EDT
[#3]
You sure a crack whore didn't leave you a gift?
 
4/14/2013 10:26:15 AM EDT
[#4]
That there is a crab spider.

If you ask nicely, he'll play you a song on his fiddle.
4/14/2013 10:26:25 AM EDT
[#5]



Quoted:


there is some special soap for what you have there


And it comes with a tiny comb!









 
4/14/2013 10:26:55 AM EDT
[#6]
Is that what barking tree spiders look like?????
4/14/2013 10:27:04 AM EDT
[#7]
Giant Crotch Spider, very dangerous.  Has Rosie O'Donnell been sighted anywhere near your house lately?
4/14/2013 10:28:02 AM EDT
[#8]
Cook 'em up!
4/14/2013 10:28:09 AM EDT
[#9]
He is has a skeptical   look on his face, if I am reading him correctly.  



4/14/2013 10:31:50 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
He is has a skeptical   look on his face, if I am reading him correctly.  



Cool how the eyes are on little stalks.
4/14/2013 10:34:46 AM EDT
[#11]
4/14/2013 10:36:18 AM EDT
[#12]
Well there son, I think you done got yourself a case of the crabs.
4/14/2013 10:40:11 AM EDT
[#13]
rare asymmetric pedipalp speckled-throated burrowing three-toed yak spider



aka ditch fiddler
4/14/2013 10:41:00 AM EDT
[#14]
Non poisonous. Go ahead and pick him up.

I hear tell these particular spiders make Tier 1 redfish bait.
4/14/2013 10:42:18 AM EDT
[#15]
Boil his ass!
4/14/2013 10:44:12 AM EDT
[#16]
evidence that he masterbates furiously with his left hand
4/14/2013 10:50:07 AM EDT
[#17]