[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Diversity

Posted: 4/13/2013 5:51:18 AM EDT

I am in a mediation school.We are presently discussing diversity. Would it be appropriately diverse if I stabbed myself to death with my Benchmade?

Posted: 4/13/2013 5:52:24 AM EDT

[#1]

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

Posted: 4/13/2013 5:56:28 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

Yes, yes it is.

Posted: 4/13/2013 6:06:23 AM EDT

[#3]

It might not technically meet the definition of diverse, but if it gets you out of there it might be the wise thing to do.

Posted: 4/13/2013 7:36:53 AM EDT

[#4]

Just remember that excellence and diversity are antithetical concepts.

Posted: 4/13/2013 8:05:02 AM EDT

[#5]

Sucks to be you! Our condolences!

Posted: 4/13/2013 8:06:39 AM EDT

[#6]

No, diversity would be for you to stab one of each race equally.

Posted: 4/13/2013 8:08:19 AM EDT

[#7]

No. Diversity is when one of your Amish coworkers stabs you.

And you are required to thank her for it.

Posted: 4/13/2013 8:12:25 AM EDT

[#8]

Diversity meams no whites.