What's with all the "levels" I see?  Staff, Mod, Team, Member?

I can understand "Member" and "Mod" - what's the difference between "Mod" and "Staff?"  What's the "Team" - is there a comp thing happening?

Yes, I know - I need to get my membership active.  When I get working....

FFZ

Mods are folks who've kissed enough of goat boy's posterior that they know more about it than his proctologist.  

Staff is made up of looney tunes who have passed the bizarre and very secret ritual staff initiation.  Only few are ever invited to try.  It's rumored to involve a monkey, two gallon tubs of crisco, an electric blender and the keyboard from the initiate's computer.  

Team AR15.comfolks are those who've been conned into paying $60 a year to become part of a fabulous money making opportunity that I'd like to tell you about, can we schedule some time to discuss your new career?

Members are just folks who have goals in life and need to come to a small seminar I'm hosting in northern california next week for the pitance of $750 per person per day.  Thank you for your time, please sign here, press hard, there's three copies.

Small People Anti-Tossing League?  Fun - I haven't been "halfling hurling" for a while...

When I can get everything pointed in the right direction (i.e. - I'm working and have some disposable scratch!) I plan on joining.  To-day don't look so good.  To-morrow looks even worse.  Maybe next month...

FFZ