[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Cop bashing thread (Page 1 of 4)
Posted: 4/4/2013 5:32:34 AM EDT
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As of now we are two cop bashing threads short of the daily quota.
Feel free to let it rip here. 
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a women gets pulled over on her way to work . the cop asks the usual question why are you in such a hurry. the women replies that she is late for work and he cuts her off and says I suppose you have a really important job like a doctor where its a matter of life and death that you be there huh. the lady says no actually I am a asshole stretcher. the cop says an asshole stretcher what is that. she says it is where you start with one finger and then work in a second until you got your whole hand in there and then the other hand and you keep stretching until it is about six foot. the cop says well what do you do with a six foot asshole? the lady says give them a gun and badge and have them pull people over that are late for work |
I got pulled over last week for going 15 over. 
I never speed and he got me at the bottom of a big hill where the speed limit goes down. I went against the GD grain of "never talk to the police" and actually admitted my guilt. He was rather pleasant to deal with considering the circumstances and gave me a verbal warning because I have a clean driving record. What a JBT.
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We got a new police chief in town. Apparently he is trying to make a name for himself by harassing every single driver on the road. I live on a main road in town and about a month ago starting at 9pm there was a Charger patrolling about a 2 mile stretch of the road and anyone who did anything remotely wrong or even had a burnt out license plate light was getting pulled over and ticketed.
Meanwhile my friends historical building has been broken into several times and the wiring stripped. The thieves also tried breaking into the locked shed that I use to store my boat and riding lawn mower. It's a bunch of crap that generally law abiding citizens are being harassed over license plate lights when B & Es are happening all over town. I have not yet been pulled over but I figure it is just a matter of time. I grew up in a small town with bored cops and dealt with that type of crap. From age 16 to 18 I was pulled over a dozen times. Of that I was only given 1 ticket. That type of harassment is why to this day I am still very critical of LEO's. Imagine that, treat people like crap and they don't like you. |
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On Monday I stopped by my local PD to pick up an application to renew my pistol permit. In NH, a pistol permit must be issued or denied within fourteen days.
Fucking thugs-they told me to fill out the form immediately, hand over ten dollars, and to have a seat. Twenty minutes later I left with a brand new permit-they did the background check and issued it right on the spot. Godless heathens, trying to save the cost of a stamp and an envelope. I'll bet that guy POCKETED that extra fifty cents... Fuckers 
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If a cop even says Hi to you that is oppression!  A cop looked at me on my way to work morning, I can't believe the nerve of that JBT. He was trying to detain you with his eyes. You should have yelled...am I being detained!! He wouldn't have heard me but maybe a should make a sign to hold out the window. |
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If a cop even says Hi to you that is oppression! A cop looked at me on my way to work morning, I can't believe the nerve of that JBT. He was trying to detain you with his eyes. You should have yelled...am I being detained!! Try this the next time: HEY! You're a public servant, go get me a glass of water! 
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If a cop even says Hi to you that is oppression! A cop looked at me on my way to work morning, I can't believe the nerve of that JBT. He was trying to detain you with his eyes. You should have yelled...am I being detained!! Try this the next time: HEY! You're a public servant, go get me a glass of water! ...and don't forget to mention that you pay his salary. I hear they love that.
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...and don't forget to mention that you pay his salary. I hear they love that. "Hey Kojak, you'd be eating out of dumpsters if it wasn't for me and my generosity...so don't forget who you're working for. Oh, and go get me a glass of water..." 
I completely agree with you Ray-the police love that shit
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If a cop even says Hi to you that is oppression! A cop looked at me on my way to work morning, I can't believe the nerve of that JBT. He was trying to detain you with his eyes. You should have yelled...am I being detained!! Try this the next time: HEY! You're a public servant, go get me a glass of water! ...and don't forget to mention that you pay his salary. I hear they love that. ...and ask for a refund!
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On Monday I stopped by my local PD to pick up an application to renew my pistol permit. What's a "pistol permit?" It's kind of like the Texas Concealed Handgun License but easier to get, costs less, has less restrictions on where you can carry, and does not require proof of training.
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On Monday I stopped by my local PD to pick up an application to renew my pistol permit. What's a "pistol permit?" It's kind of like the Texas Concealed Handgun License but easier to get, costs less, has less restrictions on where you can carry, and does not require proof of training. Touche. I edited to point out that the joke fizzled because I thought it was for purchase not carry. A little research would have saved the embarrassment there. Just ribbin' you.
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On Monday I stopped by my local PD to pick up an application to renew my pistol permit. In NH, a pistol permit must be issued or denied within fourteen days. Fucking thugs-they told me to fill out the form immediately, hand over ten dollars, and to have a seat. Twenty minutes later I left with a brand new permit-they did the background check and issued it right on the spot. Godless heathens, trying to save the cost of a stamp and an envelope. I'll bet that guy POCKETED that extra fifty cents... Fuckers
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If a cop even says Hi to you that is oppression! A cop looked at me on my way to work morning, I can't believe the nerve of that JBT. He was trying to detain you with his eyes. You should have yelled...am I being detained!! Try this the next time: HEY! You're a public servant, go get me a glass of water! ...and don't forget to mention that you pay his salary. I hear they love that. Oh yes....that and saying, "I didn't do it" right when we walk in a room as if you are the first person to ever think up that brilliant piece of comedy. |
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That dirty bastard! The nerve of that guy! I know, right? Talk about the jackboot of oppression being placed on the neck of the common man. What if I needed to be somewhere? What if I wanted to get a coffee on the way home? I'll NEVER get those twenty minutes back...NEVER! Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: On Monday I stopped by my local PD to pick up an application to renew my pistol permit. What's a "pistol permit?" It's kind of like the Texas Concealed Handgun License but easier to get, costs less, has less restrictions on where you can carry, and does not require proof of training. Touche. I edited to point out that the joke fizzled because I thought it was for purchase not carry. A little research would have saved the embarrassment there. Just ribbin' you.Oh, I know, and I definitely deserved it.
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Oh, I know, and I definitely deserved it. Given the left-leaning proclivities of many of our neighbors up here, as well as my beloved state turning blue in the past few elections, your mistake was easy to make and understandable
You are hereby absolved of your sins, my son. Just give me three hail LaRues and take a newbie to the range for political reeducation the next chance you get
ETA: Protecting the community from an eclipse perhaps? Also, what is John Kerry doing in a police uniform? ETA: Also, his presence is saving his city money-they are getting two police officers for the price of one. |
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happy mine is unmarked so im not hated on Question. Why are unmarked cars usually the models of the marked cars, and not something else? Seems like every unmarked car I see is either a Crown Vic or a Charger. With the tons of ex police cars the gang bangers are driving most people don't even pay attention. However a true unmarked will be a drug seizer car that in no way looks traditional. Most departments I know of has adopted unmarked patrol units cannot make a traffic stop mostly due to police impersonators. |