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9/29/2002 4:36:44 AM EDT
[img]http://www.cableone.net/dSmith-45/DvD-1.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.cableone.net/dSmith-45/DvD-4.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.cableone.net/dSmith-45/DvD-5.jpg[/img]

They say the driver was not hurt, but I can imagine he/she was scared "just a leetle bit"

9/29/2002 4:41:12 AM EDT
[#1]
Anybody for Venison Chili?  The meat's already chopped and tenderized[8D]

I bet some new underwear is needed for the driver, though.
9/29/2002 4:42:57 AM EDT
[#2]
Those wacky suicidal deer
9/29/2002 4:53:03 AM EDT
[#3]
"Ouch" says it all.
9/29/2002 4:54:13 AM EDT
[#4]
I was on a call once when a Pickup hit a Deer and knocked it through the Windshield/C pillars of a Honda Civic coming the other way.. Lots of mess- both occupants of the Honda survived, but we were freaked out by the driver having a quantity of intestines protruding in his lap- We wrapped the Guts in foil and secured the "package". When we got him to the ER we found out they belonged to the Deer... I'll never forget the reek of that mess..
9/29/2002 4:58:37 AM EDT
[#5]
BOOMCRASH
Wife (waking up from the infamous cross country comatose slumber): What was that dear/deer?
Husband (with cracking voice): Yeah, it sure is!

Looking at the picture closely.  No front end damage, roof caved in and windshield smashed into a million pieces. just WHERE did the deer come from?  Was it a gift from GOD? [:D]
9/29/2002 5:19:07 AM EDT
[#6]
damn!

with a little duct tape we can have the deer back up and running, same with the dodge.
9/29/2002 6:55:10 AM EDT
[#7]
Deer...the real enemy.

Seriously. Forget your sharks, grizzly bears, feral dogs and poisonous snakes.

Deer kill more people in this country than any other animal.

Ban deer now, for the children.
9/29/2002 7:04:08 AM EDT
[#8]
YEAH........I NEEDS A AMBA-LANCE!
I DONE HIT THIS MOFUGGIN DE-AH!
9/29/2002 7:04:46 AM EDT
[#9]
Is that the new Dodge long action "Wonder-Magnum"?

I had to ask.
9/29/2002 7:10:07 AM EDT
[#10]
Note to self: airbags do not deploy when you hit deer.
9/29/2002 7:58:18 AM EDT
[#11]
Yep, surely the deer committed suicide by jumping off the overpass in the background.  PETA people probably made him do it by trying to 'save' him.  

9/29/2002 8:01:55 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Looking at the picture closely.  No front end damage, roof caved in and windshield smashed into a million pieces. just WHERE did the deer come from?  Was it a gift from GOD? [:D]
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Maybe it was a reindeer! [:D]

I hit two deer with an '84 K2500 Suburban. No damage to the front-end except for the bumper. I was only doing about 30 mph when I hit them.

I also had a big ass 8 pointer jump over the hood of my Supra around a turn. Startled the crap out of me.
9/29/2002 10:00:58 AM EDT
[#13]
that was one successfull deer hunt, but the deer is suposed to be strapped to the hood, not in the passenger seat.
9/29/2002 1:20:27 PM EDT
[#14]
Yikes!

Looks like it was trying to jump over the truck?

Venison is my favorite...[;)]
9/29/2002 1:26:09 PM EDT
[#15]

Damn poachers!

9/29/2002 2:50:53 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
YEAH........I NEEDS A AMBA-LANCE!
I DONE HIT THIS MOFUGGIN DE-AH!
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I thought it was a "BAMBALANCE".............


Oh and HOLY SHIT!
9/29/2002 2:53:30 PM EDT
[#17]
That's gonna leave a mark ....
9/29/2002 3:27:55 PM EDT
[#18]
Good GOD! I'd still be changin' my drawers!

PONY_DRIVER
9/29/2002 3:32:47 PM EDT
[#19]
Oh deer.
9/29/2002 4:03:17 PM EDT
[#20]
Too bad, even if the meat wasn't tainted, it'll have to go to waste, seeing as how it's illegal to take a deer that you hit with your car.

-Gloftoe
9/29/2002 4:05:41 PM EDT
[#21]
So, do we check the guys drivers liscense or hunting liscense?
9/29/2002 4:08:25 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Too bad, even if the meat wasn't tainted, it'll have to go to waste, seeing as how it's illegal to take a deer that you hit with your car.

-Gloftoe
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Not in Kansas.
And if someone don't want the deer they hit, the county sherrif keeps a list of names of ppl who will take it.
9/29/2002 4:09:22 PM EDT
[#23]
No shit?  Stupid Texas law...

-Gloftoe
9/29/2002 4:14:05 PM EDT
[#24]
When I hit my little button buck, We didn't have room in the freezer.  So I waited on a "List Person" to come get it.
I think in Kansas all you have to do is call the Sherrif's office and tell them you want on the list.  When they get a deer, they go down the list till someone wants it. Then that person goes to the bottom of the list.
9/29/2002 4:15:56 PM EDT
[#25]
There has got to be skid marks in the drivers shorts! Was that an 8 pointer? [:P]
9/29/2002 4:19:56 PM EDT
[#26]
Is that "The Club" hanging out of its stomach in pic 3?
9/29/2002 4:21:37 PM EDT
[#27]
Damn, atleast it started the gutting by itself though!  Do you think its a total?
9/29/2002 4:41:01 PM EDT
[#28]
I went to a very similar call once.  For those of you familiar with Northern, VA, it was on the Dulles toll road, westbound.  It was early on a Sunday morning, and when we pulled up we didn't know why we were called.  All we saw was one car, and there didn't appear to be any damage...until we walked around front.  But there was no front end damage.  The deer had jumped, and gone through the windshield.  Luckily, it was dead before it had the opportunity to kick the shit out of the two occupants.  They were hurt, but not very badly (broken noses, etc.).