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You just joined....I ain't clicking on that. Oh wait, there's nothing to click on anyway.

And going by your screen name, you're a whitey-hater. That's racist.

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long time lurker. part time lover. just figuring this out

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long time lurker. part time lover. just figuring this out

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyFwUY5ecOI

Kind of a cheap shot, but whatever, he deserved it.

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Dont take it to heart man.  The elitist here do not like new members.

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I agree....Was chickin shit side lining him like that, but he was being an ass.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyFwUY5ecOI

Kind of a cheap shot, but whatever, he deserved it.

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Getting taken away in the Police golf cart was a nice little humiliating touch.

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Kind of a cheap shot, but whatever, he deserved it.

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Dont take it to heart man.  The elitist here do not like new members.

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It was also chickenshit for the pussy blond guy to wait until Sideshow Bob was on the ground to kick him, rather than fighting back when he was punched.  But, again, he deserved it.

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It was a cheap shot, but he earned it.

But I laughed when the guy included a very emphatic "BOOM!" with the punch.

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One man's "chikenshit cheap shot" is another man's (this man in this case ) "proper response".  It would be a better world to live in if every jackass that tried to pick a fight got knocked the fuck out by a third party without warning.  

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Dont take it to heart man.  The elitist here do not like new members.

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http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/15753897.jpg

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He was so drunk... he MISSED his kick... and almost fell over doing it.

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It was also chickenshit for the pussy blond guy to wait until Sideshow Bob was on the ground to kick him, rather than fighting back when he was punched.  But, again, he deserved it.

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From my perspective you just joined.

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True.

And it's not like I feel sorry for Sideshow Bob.  I just thought it made the blond guy look like a douchebag.  He looked like he was going to cry when Bob popped him in the face, but then went into "beast mode" after someone else did all the heavy lifting.

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Geez, call down Dad.

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I think the guy's gay. They're allowed to act different than us. Nuff said.    

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I just assumed that it was a _Chasing Amy_ joke.

Hooper: For years in this industry, whenever an African American character, hero or villain, was introduced - usually by white artists and writers - they got slapped with racist names that singled them out as Negroes. Now, my book, "White-Hating Coon," don't have none of that bullshit. The hero's name is Maleekwa, and he's descended from the black tribe that established the first society on the planet, while all you European motherfuckers were hiding out in caves and shit, all terrified of the sun. He's a strong role model that a young black reader can look up to. Cause I'm here to tell you, the chickens is coming home to roost, y'all. The black man's no longer gonna play the minstrel in the realm of comics and sci-fi fantasy. We keepin it real, and we gonna get respect by any means necessary.
Holden: Ah, come on, that's a bunch of horse shit! Lando Calrissian was a black guy. You know, and he got to fly the Millennium Falcon, what's the matter with you?
Hooper: Who said that?
Holden: I did! Lando Calrissian is a strong role-model in the realm of science fiction/fantasy.
Hooper: Fuck Lando Calrissian! Uncle-Tom! Some white boy's always gotta bring up the "Holy Trilogy". But those movies is all about how the white man keeps the brotha man down, even in a galaxy far far away. Check this shit. You got cracker farm boy, Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!
Banky: What's a "Nubian"?
Hooper: Shut the fuck up! Now, Vader, he's a spiritual brother, down with the Force and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a lightsaber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fucking universe; gets a whole klan of whites together and they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now, what the fuck do you call that?
Banky: Intergalactic Civil War?
Hooper: Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote, unquote, "safe for white folks." And Jedi is the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
Banky: Well isn't that true?
Hooper: BLACK RAGE!  [Hooper pulls out a gun and shoots Banky]

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You must be inclined to go around picking fights then.... and get offended at the thought of someone not "fighting fair".  Go back to the playground, adults are talking.  

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If you think about it, the interaction between those two is a perfect representation of how liberals interact with the real world.  The guy in the camo shorts represents the real world where bad people exist and do bad things to (sometimes) good people.  The guy in the black t-shirt represents the average liberal.  So...
* Camo Shorts guy (CSG) is being aggressive and lashing out at random strangers.
* Black t-shirt guy (BTG)  rushes in to "reason" with CSG, convinced that by showing he is peaceful (even flashing dual peace signs), willing to discuss CSG's reasons for doing what he's doing, and willing to back down in the face of the aggression, he can defuse the situation and bring peace back to the gathering, all through his enlightened empathy.
* CSG, sensing weakness, focuses his attention on BTG, becomes bolder and more aggressive as BTG backs away and continues to broadcast weakness and subservience.  CSG strikes BTG.
*  BTG is shocked and surprised by this, but continues his "give peace a chance" Beta male routine.  CSG becomes even more belligerent.
*  Random stranger steps in and knocks CSG the fuck out.
*  BTG, humiliated and enraged, lashes out, ineffectually, at CSG... now that the threat of CSG has been neutralized by someone else, of course.
*  Police show up after it's all over to pick up the pieces.
*EDITED for spelling.