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3/12/2013 4:54:58 PM EDT


3/12/2013 4:55:54 PM EDT
[#1]
My jeans shrunk in the wash, mind giving me a hand?
3/12/2013 4:57:15 PM EDT
[#2]
Sop resisting his resisting
3/12/2013 4:57:48 PM EDT
[#3]



...and in the next quick moment, Maynard Hampstead learned why his mother always told him that he should wear clean underwear.


3/12/2013 4:58:12 PM EDT
[#4]
BUUUUURRRRAAAAAPPP!
3/12/2013 4:58:14 PM EDT
[#5]
Spit out the fucking donut  right now
3/12/2013 5:06:08 PM EDT
[#6]
....
3/12/2013 5:07:53 PM EDT
[#7]
FREEEEDDOOOOOOMMMMM !!
3/12/2013 5:10:08 PM EDT
[#8]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  Time for your Belly smacks..you turned 27 today...so thats 27 smacks and 1 for good luck!
3/12/2013 5:10:20 PM EDT
[#9]
This bastard better be filled with candy. Or donuts.

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3/12/2013 5:14:26 PM EDT
[#10]
"Midget lengthening"
3/12/2013 5:15:41 PM EDT
[#11]
Freeeeeeeeeeedom
3/12/2013 5:17:56 PM EDT
[#12]


Stretch Armstrong...now for adults!
3/12/2013 5:20:06 PM EDT
[#13]
I know my dick is huge, but didnt know the cops knew it.
3/12/2013 5:20:20 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
"Midget lengthening"


Midget is a no-no these days.  The PC term is "people McNuggets".
3/12/2013 5:21:30 PM EDT
[#15]


Suddenly, my colostomy bag twitched...
3/12/2013 5:22:42 PM EDT
[#16]
Look at that motherfuckers neck?  
3/12/2013 5:22:52 PM EDT
[#17]
Wet clean up, 8th St and Honeywell Ave...  Bring a big bucket...   And lots of rubber gloves...
3/12/2013 5:23:01 PM EDT
[#18]
Well the Sarge said to bring him the one with the big tits.
3/12/2013 5:24:47 PM EDT
[#19]
Johnny knew this was the only answer to his bulging waistline.
3/12/2013 5:26:36 PM EDT
[#20]
That's not how you quarter a child molester.  Needs more horses.
3/12/2013 6:14:51 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Quoted:
"Midget lengthening"


Midget is a no-no these days.  The PC term is "people McNuggets".

lol

3/12/2013 6:20:24 PM EDT
[#22]
after being ticketed for saggy jeans, bill claims " police entrapment"
3/12/2013 6:23:53 PM EDT
[#23]
"Choke on 'em"
3/12/2013 6:35:59 PM EDT
[#24]
"Wait until they pull really hard.  Then let go!"
3/12/2013 6:42:29 PM EDT
[#25]
"The New Levi's.  Do whatever it takes to get your hands on some."
3/12/2013 6:44:21 PM EDT
[#26]
It's nice to feel wanted
3/12/2013 6:49:57 PM EDT
[#27]

Thus through the livelong day did they wage fierce war, and the
sweat of their toil rained ever on their legs under them, and on their
hands and eyes, as they fought over the squire of the fleet son of Peleus.
It was as when a man gives a great ox-hide all drenched in fat to his men,
and bids them stretch it; whereon they stand round it in a ring and tug
till the moisture leaves it, and the fat soaks in for the many that pull
at it, and it is well stretched - even so did the two sides tug the dead
body hither and thither within the compass of but a little space - the Trojans
steadfastly set on draging it into Ilius, while the Achaeans were no less
so on taking it to their ships; and fierce was the fight between them.