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3/9/2013 1:16:02 PM EDT
Just finished spreading 120 tons of chicken manure.


I could use an air freshener.  
















or a bucket of catfish bait to counteract.
3/9/2013 1:16:58 PM EDT
[#1]
Ever seen a grown man naked?
3/9/2013 1:17:22 PM EDT
[#2]
...not the easiest thread to fap to, but I'm tryin'
3/9/2013 1:17:56 PM EDT
[#3]
beans in chili.
3/9/2013 1:18:28 PM EDT
[#4]
45 > 10mm > 9 > 40
3/9/2013 1:18:58 PM EDT
[#5]
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Ever seen a grown man naked?


Do you like gladiator movies?
3/9/2013 1:19:43 PM EDT
[#6]
last night, my toilet overflowed at an inopportune time.

was thinking about making a thread
3/9/2013 1:20:58 PM EDT
[#7]
That's a bunch of chicken shit.
3/9/2013 1:21:01 PM EDT
[#8]
poop thread is full of poop.
3/9/2013 1:22:59 PM EDT
[#9]
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poop thread is full of poop.


and crabs

and members
3/9/2013 1:24:25 PM EDT
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3/9/2013 1:25:00 PM EDT
[#11]
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troll!
3/9/2013 1:26:04 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
45 > 10mm > 9 > 40


this post is "Too Snappy"
3/9/2013 1:26:36 PM EDT
[#13]
When exactly IS it an opportune time?


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last night, my toilet overflowed at an inopportune time.

was thinking about making a thread


3/9/2013 1:26:44 PM EDT
[#14]
So would it be out of bounds to say you run a chicken shit operation?
3/9/2013 1:29:37 PM EDT
[#15]
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When exactly IS it an opportune time?


Quoted:
last night, my toilet overflowed at an inopportune time.

was thinking about making a thread




when there is not a whole lot of poop in it
3/9/2013 1:29:46 PM EDT
[#16]
What are you spreading it on?
3/9/2013 1:29:47 PM EDT
[#17]
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last night, my toilet overflowed at an inopportune time.

was thinking about making a thread


Mine ALMOST did last night after puking my guts out. All that I could think of was that I was too tired to crawl fast enough to escape.
3/9/2013 1:33:53 PM EDT
[#18]
Poooop
3/9/2013 1:34:34 PM EDT
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3/9/2013 1:39:31 PM EDT
[#20]





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What are you spreading it on?





Rye bread.

 
3/9/2013 1:41:02 PM EDT
[#21]
Ban everyone.

3/9/2013 1:41:30 PM EDT
[#22]
Are we trying to get as many poop stories in before the lock or what? I've got one. My (wife's) cat just jumped in my lap, and when it got down I noticed a red smear on my pants. Turns out my cat's ass is bleeding for some reason. Not alot mind you, just like a little stain. Cat appears to feel fine. Should I be freaked out or is does this happen? I'm scared to tell the wife cause she will panic and rush it to the vet.
3/9/2013 1:41:58 PM EDT
[#23]
Just wash your hands with gasoline, you won't smell anything else after a while.

[edit:] This works if you don't want to go home smelling like the strip club, also.  
3/9/2013 1:44:30 PM EDT
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Just wash your hands with gasoline, you won't smell anything else after a while.

[edit:] This works if you don't want to go home smelling like the strip club, also.  



make sure you wash all the glitter off too

srs
3/9/2013 1:46:55 PM EDT
[#25]



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Are we trying to get as many poop stories in before the lock or what? I've got one. My (wife's) cat just jumped in my lap, and when it got down I noticed a red smear on my pants. Turns out my cat's ass is bleeding for some reason. Not alot mind you, just like a little stain. Cat appears to feel fine. Should I be freaked out or is does this happen? I'm scared to tell the wife cause she will panic and rush it to the vet.




You cat is menstruating and needs a tampon.



Better hurry.





 
3/9/2013 1:47:17 PM EDT
[#26]
IBPT

3/9/2013 1:48:19 PM EDT
[#27]
Pelletized?
3/9/2013 1:55:30 PM EDT
[#28]
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What are you spreading it on?


Hay fields.

3/9/2013 1:56:30 PM EDT
[#29]
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Pelletized?


Nope, straight from the birds ass.  There are lots of Tyson chicken farms around
me.

3/9/2013 1:57:44 PM EDT
[#30]
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Ever seen a grown man naked?


Do you like gladiator movies?


I picked a bad day to quit drinking.
3/9/2013 2:08:04 PM EDT
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troll!


I think you need 30 days in the cooler for that.



 
3/9/2013 2:13:40 PM EDT
[#32]
Cock-a-doodle-do!
3/9/2013 2:13:42 PM EDT
[#33]
That's hot stuff--GREAT for nitrogen though, if used/spread carefully so as to not burn.  
3/9/2013 2:17:29 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
That's hot stuff--GREAT for nitrogen though, if used/spread carefully so as to not burn.  


Staff posting 2x!!

I think this thread is going to walk the line!
3/9/2013 2:34:10 PM EDT
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That's hot stuff--GREAT for nitrogen though, if used/spread carefully so as to not burn.  



I was using a 7 ton spreader and it did a fine job.  I actually put it on a the same
rate as the rest of the guys in this area.  One of my friends up the road put it down 3 times
the rate I used and he says that field is still one of his best.  Of course it was free for
him; he's a chicken farmer.


3/9/2013 2:35:42 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
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That's hot stuff--GREAT for nitrogen though, if used/spread carefully so as to not burn.  



I was using a 7 ton spreader and it did a fine job.  I actually put it on a the same
rate as the rest of the guys in this area.  One of my friends up the road put it down 3 times
the rate I used and he says that field is still one of his best.  Of course it was free for
him; he's a chicken farmer.




Curious--can you buy it cheaper than urea?
3/9/2013 2:37:41 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
What are you spreading it on?


Toast
3/9/2013 2:41:38 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Quoted:
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That's hot stuff--GREAT for nitrogen though, if used/spread carefully so as to not burn.  



I was using a 7 ton spreader and it did a fine job.  I actually put it on a the same
rate as the rest of the guys in this area.  One of my friends up the road put it down 3 times
the rate I used and he says that field is still one of his best.  Of course it was free for
him; he's a chicken farmer.




Curious--can you buy it cheaper than urea?

Urea used to be about the most expensive type of nitrogen fertilizer you could buy.
3/9/2013 2:43:55 PM EDT
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3/9/2013 2:52:15 PM EDT
[#40]


been there,done that!
3/9/2013 2:54:16 PM EDT
[#41]
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Urea used to be about the most expensive type of nitrogen fertilizer you could buy.


Rising petroleum prices have made everything MUCH higher.  
3/9/2013 2:58:51 PM EDT
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Urea used to be about the most expensive type of nitrogen fertilizer you could buy.


Rising petroleum prices have made everything MUCH higher.  


It's been several years now since I worked in the fertilizer business, but anhydrous used to be in the largest demand, followed by "28%". Few customers ordered urea.

We did do a certain amount of pelletized chicken manure, but not a whole lot.

ETA, this of course was IL and corn is king.
3/9/2013 2:59:00 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Quoted:
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That's hot stuff--GREAT for nitrogen though, if used/spread carefully so as to not burn.  



I was using a 7 ton spreader and it did a fine job.  I actually put it on a the same
rate as the rest of the guys in this area.  One of my friends up the road put it down 3 times
the rate I used and he says that field is still one of his best.  Of course it was free for
him; he's a chicken farmer.






Curious--can you buy it cheaper than urea?





It works out a little cheaper but not much after I bought it and paid to have it hauled.
I used it this time because I wanted to add some organic to the soil.  I'll probably
repeat this next time too.  After that it's "call for the sprayer" for a while.