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3/7/2013 12:58:07 PM EDT


Hebrews it.






Thank you.  I'll be here all night.


3/7/2013 12:59:03 PM EDT
[#1]
3/7/2013 1:01:23 PM EDT
[#2]
*groan*
3/7/2013 1:03:17 PM EDT
[#3]
Half a Ha Ha.

Ha
3/7/2013 1:03:42 PM EDT
[#4]
3/7/2013 1:05:16 PM EDT
[#5]
3/7/2013 1:06:24 PM EDT
[#6]
OK, I chuckled a bit.
3/7/2013 1:06:55 PM EDT
[#7]
FPNI
3/7/2013 1:07:57 PM EDT
[#8]
How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?





















none..Lutherans don't like change.









A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the

radio show and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The

state trooper smells alcohol on his breath and then he sees an

empty wine bottle on the floor, and he says, "Sir, have you

been drinking?"

And the minister says, "Just water."

The sheriff says, "Then why do I smell wine?"

And the minister looks down at the bottle and says, "Good

Lord, He's done it again!"
3/7/2013 1:09:18 PM EDT
[#9]
This joke just got me fired.
3/7/2013 1:10:46 PM EDT
[#10]


ha
3/7/2013 1:17:50 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
This joke just got me fired.


Did you just lose your Jewish promotion?

3/7/2013 1:21:50 PM EDT
[#12]
3/7/2013 1:26:14 PM EDT
[#13]



Quoted:


This joke just got me fired.


Haven't quite figured out that whole "time and place" thing yet, have you?
 
3/7/2013 1:51:28 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
This joke just got me fired.



11 minutes.  That's gotta be a record.


3/7/2013 1:58:29 PM EDT
[#15]
3/7/2013 2:05:14 PM EDT
[#16]
Just a smerk.  Thats all.
3/7/2013 2:28:24 PM EDT
[#17]
Do you know why Popeye got pissed at Moses?










































He heard he was going to Mount Olive
3/7/2013 2:57:43 PM EDT
[#18]
Noah kept his bees in the archives
3/7/2013 4:28:06 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?









none..Lutherans don't like change.








How does an Irishman screw in a light bulb?




He just holds it up and drinks until the room spins.


3/8/2013 1:06:39 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Quoted:
How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?









none..Lutherans don't like change.








How does an Irishman screw in a light bulb?




He just holds it up and drinks until the room spins.




3/8/2013 1:15:44 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
This joke just got me fired.


Do tell.
3/8/2013 7:15:54 AM EDT
[#22]
Heh. I sent my boss an IM "How does Moses make tea?"

She said "This better be good."



"Hebrews it"

No response.



Didn't really get fired.
3/8/2013 7:27:38 AM EDT
[#23]
we all like the U laugh, U lose thread
http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1094476_U_Laugh_U_Lose__take_a_half_day_edtion__.html&page=524#i39001245
3/8/2013 7:34:50 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:


Hebrews it.


http://www.inforum.com/media/full/jpg/2009/04/10/moses.jpg



Thank you.  I'll be here all night.




That jokes's flatter than their bread.


Quoted:
How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?


none..Lutherans don't like change.



My in-laws are Lutheran.  They wanted to be Catholic, but they didn't have the money.
3/8/2013 10:23:12 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Quoted:


Hebrews it.


http://www.inforum.com/media/full/jpg/2009/04/10/moses.jpg



Thank you.  I'll be here all night.




That jokes's flatter than their bread.


Quoted:
How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?


none..Lutherans don't like change.



My in-laws are Lutheran.  They wanted to be Catholic, but they didn't have the money.


3/8/2013 10:27:15 AM EDT
[#26]
I rost
3/8/2013 10:27:43 AM EDT
[#27]
How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really one. . . .
3/8/2013 10:34:22 AM EDT
[#28]
Hebrew?

3/8/2013 10:36:11 AM EDT
[#29]
Reminds me of that new Israeli auto manufacturer, Hebaru. Not only does it stop on a dime, it'll also pick it up.
3/8/2013 10:38:43 AM EDT
[#30]
3/8/2013 10:40:00 AM EDT
[#31]
Why didn't Cain bring God an acceptable offering?

































Because he wasn't Abel!