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How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?
none..Lutherans don't like change. A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath and then he sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and he says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" And the minister says, "Just water." The sheriff says, "Then why do I smell wine?" And the minister looks down at the bottle and says, "Good Lord, He's done it again!" |
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we all like the U laugh, U lose thread
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Hebrews it. http://www.inforum.com/media/full/jpg/2009/04/10/moses.jpg Thank you. I'll be here all night. That jokes's flatter than their bread. Quoted:
How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb? none..Lutherans don't like change. My in-laws are Lutheran. They wanted to be Catholic, but they didn't have the money. |
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Hebrews it. http://www.inforum.com/media/full/jpg/2009/04/10/moses.jpg Thank you. I'll be here all night. That jokes's flatter than their bread. Quoted:
How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb? none..Lutherans don't like change. My in-laws are Lutheran. They wanted to be Catholic, but they didn't have the money. |






