[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Miami beach

Posted: 3/7/2013 6:24:40 AM EDT

About to head there. Besides drinking and looking at chicks what is there to attract an arfcommer's attention?

Posted: 3/7/2013 6:25:11 AM EDT

[#1]

Drinking and looking at chicks is all you need.

Posted: 3/7/2013 6:25:45 AM EDT

[#2]

Hookers and blow

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Posted: 3/7/2013 6:26:07 AM EDT

[#3]

Really good food.

But you are going to spend some coin.

EDIT: Would you non-Floridians please use at least 30SPF? You will still get a great tan. F'ing morons walk around like Lobsters because "I only have 5 days....gotta get my tan on!"

Fry dumbasses.

Posted: 3/7/2013 6:31:35 AM EDT

[#4]

Shake Shack for an awesome burger and shake...

http://www.shakeshack.com/location/south-beach/

Posted: 3/7/2013 6:32:34 AM EDT

[#5]

excellent food. bare titties on the beach. beautiful wimmenz.

the wife and i were walking down the street, Ocean, if i remember correctly(damned "Call a Cab" slushies) and there was a cross dresser performing on the sidewalk. singing and dancing type performance. had a PA system and all. made a TON in tips from the people watching.

you will think you are at a car show too. tons of awesome cars.

oh, and damned good food.

Posted: 3/7/2013 6:33:26 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Drinking and looking at chicks is all you need.

The latter will keep you busy enough.

Posted: 3/7/2013 6:38:24 AM EDT

[#7]

no bikinis today.