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3/4/2013 5:44:00 AM EDT
3/4/2013 5:45:03 AM EDT
[#1]
I would just walk around.
3/4/2013 5:45:32 AM EDT
[#2]
Spiders... and I fucking hate spiders.  
3/4/2013 5:48:56 AM EDT
[#3]


The only answer, for both.
3/4/2013 5:49:04 AM EDT
[#4]
Does he hold them or me?
3/4/2013 5:50:06 AM EDT
[#5]
Hard to tell, but those look like non-lethal orb weavers.

I'm going with homeless man's balls. At least that activity won't mess up my hair.
3/4/2013 5:51:11 AM EDT
[#6]



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The only answer, for both.


Awesome.    

 
3/4/2013 5:52:19 AM EDT
[#7]



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Hard to tell, but those look like non-lethal orb weavers.



I'm going with homeless man's balls. At least that activity won't mess up my hair.


what if he gives your hair a shampoo (something about mary)?  



 
3/4/2013 5:54:06 AM EDT
[#8]
I am allergic to other peoples balls.
3/4/2013 5:57:42 AM EDT
[#9]
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I am allergic to other peoples balls.


Just dunk em in milk
3/4/2013 6:01:17 AM EDT
[#10]
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Hard to tell, but those look like non-lethal orb weavers.

I'm going with homeless man's balls. At least that activity won't mess up my hair.


The situation should be changed to a homeless woman in order to be comparable...
3/4/2013 6:03:45 AM EDT
[#11]
I'll take the spiders.

(I hate the web worse than the spiders)

......Wait, these aren't the ebola injecting, fire breathing, razor blade footed species...........are they?
3/4/2013 6:07:41 AM EDT
[#12]
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Hard to tell, but those look like non-lethal orb weavers.

I'm going with homeless man's balls. At least that activity won't mess up my hair.


The situation should be changed to a homeless woman in order to be comparable...


Dirty pussy is way nastier than dirty balls.

I'll take balls for 500, Alex.
3/4/2013 6:08:35 AM EDT
[#13]
I would do both if it the circumstances called for it.
3/4/2013 6:10:53 AM EDT
[#14]
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I would do both if it the circumstances called for it.


You're a true patriot, I applaud you sir.
Now, you first.
3/4/2013 6:11:58 AM EDT
[#15]
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Spiders... and I fucking hate spiders.  


This.

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3/4/2013 6:12:24 AM EDT
[#16]
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Hard to tell, but those look like non-lethal orb weavers.

I'm going with homeless man's balls. At least that activity won't mess up my hair.


The situation should be changed to a homeless woman in order to be comparable...


Dirty pussy is way nastier than dirty balls.

I'll take balls for 500, Alex.


Que Cue Blue Waffle Pic.

3/4/2013 6:13:59 AM EDT
[#17]



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Hard to tell, but those look like non-lethal orb weavers.



I'm going with homeless man's balls. At least that activity won't mess up my hair.




The situation should be changed to a homeless woman in order to be comparable...




Dirty pussy is way nastier than dirty balls.



I'll take balls for 500, Alex.


How, exactly do you know this dear?
 
3/4/2013 6:15:22 AM EDT
[#18]
3/4/2013 6:18:02 AM EDT
[#19]
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Hard to tell, but those look like non-lethal orb weavers.

I'm going with homeless man's balls. At least that activity won't mess up my hair.


The situation should be changed to a homeless woman in order to be comparable...


Dirty pussy is way nastier than dirty balls.

I'll take balls for 500, Alex.

How, exactly do you know this dear?


 


See the post above yours.

3/4/2013 6:47:26 AM EDT
[#20]
I'd throw the homeless man through the webs.

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3/4/2013 6:50:05 AM EDT
[#21]



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I'd throw the homeless man through the webs.



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Yep.  One good kick in the nads and he would be motivated to clear a path.



 
3/4/2013 6:53:29 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
I would just walk around.

DOB: "You want a zombie apocalypse? What if you get bitten?"
Soren: "Oh, that's no problem. I won't."
DOB: "We're doin' hypotheticals, here; you can't just say 'No.'"