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9/17/2002 10:39:17 PM EDT
Possible titles: That's my Mullah

Eight Wives is Enough

Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place that Funnels Profits to Hezbollah

Possible settings: Detroit

Catch Phrases: "Kiss my burqa," "Up your nose with a rubber hose, American Satan."

Tertiary characters:  Mother ashamed of her children's Westernization, cocky son of oil sheik, wacky neighbor (mujahideen), oblivious flight instructor

Typical plot line: Protagonist's best turban comes out of the dryer pink-- on the morning of his big job interview; young sheik attempts to borrow library book, gets arrested, learns a lesson when Laura Bush guest stars; protagonists try to gain acceptance.




9/17/2002 11:03:28 PM EDT
[#1]
Everybody Loves Akbar

America's Funniest Airport Surveillance Videos

The Fresh Prince of Bandar el Abbas
9/17/2002 11:14:49 PM EDT
[#2]
LMFAO!!!
9/18/2002 12:57:04 AM EDT
[#3]
Tales of the Suicide Bomber
9/18/2002 3:13:46 AM EDT
[#4]
this thread is racist
9/18/2002 4:10:23 AM EDT
[#5]
Bagdad Vice
Infidels say the darndest things
Clifford the Big Red Camel
9/18/2002 4:44:05 AM EDT
[#6]
Welcome back Jihad
Starski and Hezbolah
9/18/2002 4:50:11 AM EDT
[#7]
And a movie title:

Honey, I blew up the kids.

9/18/2002 7:56:42 AM EDT
[#8]
The Jaffa-sons

All in the mosque family

9/18/2002 8:02:30 AM EDT
[#9]
the beverly bedouins
9/18/2002 8:02:46 AM EDT
[#10]
THIS THURSDAY:  A touching episode of Mohammed's Family when Jaffa finds explosives stapped to Mohammed Jr.'s chest.
[grenade]
Tune in to find out if he makes his way to enlightenment and all those virgins...
[:D]

9/18/2002 8:11:46 AM EDT
[#11]
The Facts of Kaffirs

Alfallah

Growing Pains of Torture

Ellen the Kaffir

Everybody Loves Blowing Up Raymond

Wings...of Death

Three Infidel's a Crowd

Sanfordsamallahbinkillin and Son

Are You Being Served by a Kaffir?

Buffy the Kaffir Slayer

Dr. Katz, the Zionist

The Flying Dying Nun

I Dream of Terror

Saturday Night Death

9/18/2002 8:12:30 AM EDT
[#12]
Saddam Knows Best

Ozzie and Hamza-el

Hezbolla Squares

Bagwan and Tarzei's excellent Adventure

Mr. Ramadan's Neighborhood

Saudi & Son

9/18/2002 8:20:09 AM EDT
[#13]
Allah knows best

I dream of Jihad

Zionfeld

Akhaba street blues

9/18/2002 8:29:30 AM EDT
[#14]
And don't forget those cartoons:
The Muslums
FutureIslam

Oldies but goodies:
I dream of Islam
The Muslumstones (reality)
Beverly HillMuslums
Ackbar Pile
9/18/2002 8:44:49 AM EDT
[#15]
How about:

8 rules to [s]date my daughter[/s]!
Never mind we don't let daughter date infidel's!

The Jihadison's!
Yeah we're blowin' on up!

BigDozer66
9/18/2002 8:53:32 AM EDT
[#16]
Hamas' Hero's!

Location: Secret but probably somewhere like Cuba in a POW camp.

BigDozer66
9/18/2002 8:55:24 AM EDT
[#17]
Life with Jihad.

About a man and his wife with his sister in law always dropping in.

BigDozer66
9/18/2002 8:58:00 AM EDT
[#18]
[img]http://thewolfweb.com/photos/jcrain21/fullsize/9138.jpg[/img]
9/18/2002 9:38:42 AM EDT
[#19]
movie titles:

Bombboozled

Smokey and the Bandar

Planet of the Infidels

And I like this one I found on the Sundace channel:

Bastards in Paradise


9/18/2002 10:04:36 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
The Jaffa-sons
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"Blowin' On Up"

Well we're blowin' on up
Blowin' on up
In Jerusalem
Into little pieces of Muslim

Blowin' on up
Blowin' on up
In the West Bank
Before Isreal send in the tanks

Don't make bombs in the kitchen;
And sweep up that powder spill.
Took a whole lotta TNT
Just to blow up infidels

Now I'm up in the Paradise
This is where it's at
As long as Jews die, it’s me and 70 virgins
There ain’t nothin wrong with that.
9/18/2002 10:07:26 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
And a movie title:

Honey, I blew up the kids.

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Um...  I think we have a winner !  [:D]

[img]http://www.msnbc.com/c/0/45/959/inline/twip_2001_1213_05.jpg[/img]
9/18/2002 10:13:39 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:

"Blowin' On Up"

Well we're blowin' on up
Blowin' on up
In Jerusalem
Into little pieces of Muslim

Blowin' on up
Blowin' on up
In the West Bank
Before Isreal send in the tanks

Don't make bombs in the kitchen;
And sweep up that powder spill.
Took a whole lotta TNT
Just to blow up infidels

Now I'm up in the Paradise
This is where it's at
As long as Jews die, it’s me and 70 virgins
There ain’t nothin wrong with that.
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Holy Hezbollah! 'Bout fell outta my chair on that one! Funnnn-nny![:D]
9/18/2002 10:20:12 AM EDT
[#23]
The Farouqs of Hazzard
When Jews Attack!
9/18/2002 10:49:19 AM EDT
[#24]
I wonder what would happen if I were to start a thread like this:

"african american sitcoms"

Possible titles: That's my Welfare Bum

Eight Illegitimate Kids is Enough

Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place that Funnels Profits to Louis Farrahkan

Possible settings: Detroit

Catch Phrases: "Kiss my Caddy," "Up your nose with a rubber hose, White Devil."

Tertiary characters: Mother ashamed of her children's hanging around with white kids, cocky son of NAACP lawyer, wacky neighbor (black panther member), oblivious flight instructor

Typical plot line: Protagonist's best gold chain comes out of the drawer tarnished-- on the morning of his big job interview; young brother attempts to borrow library book, gets arrested, learns a lesson when Laura Bush guest stars; protagonists try to gain acceptance.
------------------------------------------

My point isn't that I think threads such as this Muslim one should be stopped, it is that banning such threads when they pertain only to certain groups but not others is political correctness at it's best.

It shows that such threads aren't locked because of some lofty goal of being above "racism", but rather because political correctness says that such jokes are forbidden when made about certain groups. If the conduct code forbids such jokes, why isn't it applied evenly to all groups?

I think there is a big difference between making jokes like this, and actually being a racist (with racist defined as it is in most dictionaries). Is getting a chuckle out of ethnic jokes (no matter how poor in taste that may be) the same thing as thinking skin color is linked to 'genetic superiority' and other such nonsense?

I suppose you could say that someone is born into a race, but chooses to be a Muslim, but really, how much of a choice does some kid born into a zealot family, who has Islam beaten into his brain from birth, really have?





9/18/2002 12:07:00 PM EDT
[#25]
ATGM, have you ever watched tv in the last 30 years?  

The Jeffersons

What's Happening?

Fat Albert

Cosby

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air


WHO ARE YOU TO DENY MUSLIMS THEIR OWN TV SHOW?

9/18/2002 12:29:17 PM EDT
[#26]
Hmmm...

Third Rock At The Stoning

Fresh Prince Abdullah Of Jordan

Hawaii Five Osama

and

Monday Night Football (using an actual foot)
9/18/2002 12:41:49 PM EDT
[#27]
howbout porno titles:



Akbar does Mecca

Uneducated Harem Girls Gone Wild


9/18/2002 12:45:32 PM EDT
[#28]
[size=1]IBTL?[/size=1]


[size=5][b]That Girl![/b][/size=5]

[img]http://www.chron.com/content/chronicle/special/01/terror/osamaart/burqa.jpg[/img]
9/18/2002 1:08:04 PM EDT
[#29]
More porn titles:

- MTV Spring Break in Kabul w/ wet burka contest
- Ali Baba and the Forty Turdburgulars
- Camel Toes on Parade
- Zenna the Rug Weaver
- Osama bin Laid
- I Eat Pork
9/18/2002 6:03:53 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
I wonder what would happen if I were to start a thread like this:

"african american sitcoms"

Possible titles: That's my Welfare Bum

Eight Illegitimate Kids is Enough

Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place that Funnels Profits to Louis Farrahkan

Possible settings: Detroit


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LOL! Thats good stuff man,there is only one thing.
Have you seen how bad most black actors are?
We would need to get some white people to do the speaking parts or it would not be very funny.

They could paint their faces black and leave their mouths white like they did in the 30s......I just love that!
9/18/2002 6:08:46 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
LOL! Thats good stuff man,there is only one thing.
Have you seen how bad most black actors are?
We would need to get some white people the speaking parts or it would not be very funny.

They could paint their faces black and leave their mouths white like they did in the 30s......I just love that!
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IBTL
9/18/2002 6:11:53 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:

- I Eat Pork
View Quote



1001 arabian nights of XXX harem slut action
9/18/2002 6:17:42 PM EDT
[#33]
Lifestyles of the poor and haneous
9/18/2002 6:28:13 PM EDT
[#34]
Jihad and Order
9/18/2002 6:38:05 PM EDT
[#35]
Enemies
(showing every Thursday night, after Zionfeld)
9/18/2002 6:44:31 PM EDT
[#36]
Racist? Who gives a Sh*t what Muslims or your typical moral entreprenuer thinks, they brought it on themselves.  If not involved, they had the opportunity to stop this type of radical thinking and behavior. Rather, they have passively stood bye while innocent Americans and foreigners have died.  No mercy.  I have no problem with this post. As a matter-of-fact, Well, never mind, the FBI has a no-tolerance policy.
9/18/2002 7:25:19 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
Racist? Who gives a Sh*t what Muslims or your typical moral entreprenuer thinks, they brought it on themselves.  If not involved, they had the opportunity to stop this type of radical thinking and behavior. Rather, they have passively stood bye while innocent Americans and foreigners have died.  No mercy.  I have no problem with this post. As a matter-of-fact, Well, never mind, the FBI has a no-tolerance policy.
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And yet we are to assume you're nationality/religion hasn't had any whackjobs? the same can be said of you and your "people".

I personally found this pretty funny, but not in a spiteful way. I especially liked the "Clifford the big red camel" one, haha... several other good ones in here.
9/18/2002 7:31:42 PM EDT
[#38]
Bob-ba & Carol-fah, Ted-bollah & Allah


game shows:

Jihadpardy!

The Prince is Right(eous)

Wheel of Fatwah

9/18/2002 7:41:28 PM EDT
[#39]
Sands of Abu Dhabi
My Mother the Carbomb
Hogan's Goat Heroes
The History Camel
The Love Dhow
The Cartridge Family
Surprise! You're on Candid Carbomb


9/18/2002 7:47:28 PM EDT
[#40]
The New jihad is Right.

IBTL
9/18/2002 7:47:55 PM EDT
[#41]
steenkybastage:

Your right, I was just looking for a reaction maybe even some attention...KILL EM, KILL EM ALL!!!
9/18/2002 8:14:30 PM EDT
[#42]
Behind the Green Burka.[BD]

9/18/2002 8:24:48 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
steenkybastage:

Your right, I was just looking for a reaction maybe even some attention...KILL EM, KILL EM ALL!!!
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Not a good thing to do around here. Just ask around. [:D]
9/19/2002 9:05:35 AM EDT
[#44]
Title: Fiends

Premise: Six twenty-something jihad fighters sit around a coffee shop Pashtun Pot discussing life.

Characters:
Hamid: the brainy and nerdy bomb maker
Mohammad: the sarcastic financier.  has secret crush on Hamid's sister in red burka, if he can only find out what she looks like.
Rashid: the oversexed handsome rock thrower, conflicted with dream of Hollywood stardom and 70 virgins.
a woman in brown burka
a woman in red burka
a woman in black burka

Episode 1:
Hamid found love in a moving blue burka, but was frustrated when he approach the burka and was immediately beaten by the morality police.  Hilarity ensues.

Mohammad got a part time job teaching orphans the subtle art of car bombing and blew up his own car and 3 orphans instead.  Hilarity ensues.

Sexual tension increases between Rashid and the woman in brown burka when she accidentally exposed her ankle, giving Rashid the first view of a owman's bare skin.  The brown burka was immediately arrested for being a harlot and executed on the soccer field.  Hilarity ensues.

Brown burka is to be replaced by yellow burka in episode 2.
9/19/2002 9:24:02 AM EDT
[#45]
I just want to know - and I really want an answer - why this is okay, but saying What does a white guy do when his car breaks down - 'Fixes it' is not okay.

Would someone please enlighten me?

9/19/2002 9:28:06 AM EDT
[#46]
Allah McBeal

Hate is Enough

The Scorpion Hunter (If you have been to that part of the world you would understand)

Camel Spiderman

World's Wildest Morality Police Chases

Mullah and Mindy

This Old Mosque

Torah, Torah, Torah!!!! (Sneak attack by Jewish aircraft carriers on unsuspecting innocent Palestinian settlements)

Who Want's To Be A Millionaire Terrorist Financier?


9/19/2002 11:07:50 AM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
I just want to know - and I really want an answer - why this is okay, but saying What does a white guy do when his car breaks down - 'Fixes it' is not okay.

Would someone please enlighten me?

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I dunno...   Whenever MY car breaks down, I have to call the Goatboys (Manny / Moe / Jack)