Posted: 9/17/2002 10:39:17 PM EDT
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Possible titles: That's my Mullah Eight Wives is Enough Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place that Funnels Profits to Hezbollah Possible settings: Detroit Catch Phrases: "Kiss my burqa," "Up your nose with a rubber hose, American Satan." Tertiary characters: Mother ashamed of her children's Westernization, cocky son of oil sheik, wacky neighbor (mujahideen), oblivious flight instructor Typical plot line: Protagonist's best turban comes out of the dryer pink-- on the morning of his big job interview; young sheik attempts to borrow library book, gets arrested, learns a lesson when Laura Bush guest stars; protagonists try to gain acceptance. |
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The Facts of Kaffirs Alfallah Growing Pains of Torture Ellen the Kaffir Everybody Loves Blowing Up Raymond Wings...of Death Three Infidel's a Crowd Sanfordsamallahbinkillin and Son Are You Being Served by a Kaffir? Buffy the Kaffir Slayer Dr. Katz, the Zionist The Flying Dying Nun I Dream of Terror Saturday Night Death |
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Quoted: The Jaffa-sons "Blowin' On Up" Well we're blowin' on up Blowin' on up In Jerusalem Into little pieces of Muslim Blowin' on up Blowin' on up In the West Bank Before Isreal send in the tanks Don't make bombs in the kitchen; And sweep up that powder spill. Took a whole lotta TNT Just to blow up infidels Now I'm up in the Paradise This is where it's at As long as Jews die, it’s me and 70 virgins There ain’t nothin wrong with that. |
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Quoted: "Blowin' On Up" Well we're blowin' on up Blowin' on up In Jerusalem Into little pieces of Muslim Blowin' on up Blowin' on up In the West Bank Before Isreal send in the tanks Don't make bombs in the kitchen; And sweep up that powder spill. Took a whole lotta TNT Just to blow up infidels Now I'm up in the Paradise This is where it's at As long as Jews die, it’s me and 70 virgins There ain’t nothin wrong with that. Holy Hezbollah! 'Bout fell outta my chair on that one! Funnnn-nny![:D] |
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I wonder what would happen if I were to start a thread like this: "african american sitcoms" Possible titles: That's my Welfare Bum Eight Illegitimate Kids is Enough Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place that Funnels Profits to Louis Farrahkan Possible settings: Detroit Catch Phrases: "Kiss my Caddy," "Up your nose with a rubber hose, White Devil." Tertiary characters: Mother ashamed of her children's hanging around with white kids, cocky son of NAACP lawyer, wacky neighbor (black panther member), oblivious flight instructor Typical plot line: Protagonist's best gold chain comes out of the drawer tarnished-- on the morning of his big job interview; young brother attempts to borrow library book, gets arrested, learns a lesson when Laura Bush guest stars; protagonists try to gain acceptance. ------------------------------------------ My point isn't that I think threads such as this Muslim one should be stopped, it is that banning such threads when they pertain only to certain groups but not others is political correctness at it's best. It shows that such threads aren't locked because of some lofty goal of being above "racism", but rather because political correctness says that such jokes are forbidden when made about certain groups. If the conduct code forbids such jokes, why isn't it applied evenly to all groups? I think there is a big difference between making jokes like this, and actually being a racist (with racist defined as it is in most dictionaries). Is getting a chuckle out of ethnic jokes (no matter how poor in taste that may be) the same thing as thinking skin color is linked to 'genetic superiority' and other such nonsense? I suppose you could say that someone is born into a race, but chooses to be a Muslim, but really, how much of a choice does some kid born into a zealot family, who has Islam beaten into his brain from birth, really have? |
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Quoted: I wonder what would happen if I were to start a thread like this: "african american sitcoms" Possible titles: That's my Welfare Bum Eight Illegitimate Kids is Enough Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place that Funnels Profits to Louis Farrahkan Possible settings: Detroit LOL! Thats good stuff man,there is only one thing. Have you seen how bad most black actors are? We would need to get some white people to do the speaking parts or it would not be very funny. They could paint their faces black and leave their mouths white like they did in the 30s......I just love that! |
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Quoted: LOL! Thats good stuff man,there is only one thing. Have you seen how bad most black actors are? We would need to get some white people the speaking parts or it would not be very funny. They could paint their faces black and leave their mouths white like they did in the 30s......I just love that! [%|] IBTL |
| Racist? Who gives a Sh*t what Muslims or your typical moral entreprenuer thinks, they brought it on themselves. If not involved, they had the opportunity to stop this type of radical thinking and behavior. Rather, they have passively stood bye while innocent Americans and foreigners have died. No mercy. I have no problem with this post. As a matter-of-fact, Well, never mind, the FBI has a no-tolerance policy. |
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Quoted: Racist? Who gives a Sh*t what Muslims or your typical moral entreprenuer thinks, they brought it on themselves. If not involved, they had the opportunity to stop this type of radical thinking and behavior. Rather, they have passively stood bye while innocent Americans and foreigners have died. No mercy. I have no problem with this post. As a matter-of-fact, Well, never mind, the FBI has a no-tolerance policy. And yet we are to assume you're nationality/religion hasn't had any whackjobs? the same can be said of you and your "people". I personally found this pretty funny, but not in a spiteful way. I especially liked the "Clifford the big red camel" one, haha... several other good ones in here. |
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Title: Fiends Premise: Six twenty-something jihad fighters sit around a coffee shop Pashtun Pot discussing life. Characters: Hamid: the brainy and nerdy bomb maker Mohammad: the sarcastic financier. has secret crush on Hamid's sister in red burka, if he can only find out what she looks like. Rashid: the oversexed handsome rock thrower, conflicted with dream of Hollywood stardom and 70 virgins. a woman in brown burka a woman in red burka a woman in black burka Episode 1: Hamid found love in a moving blue burka, but was frustrated when he approach the burka and was immediately beaten by the morality police. Hilarity ensues. Mohammad got a part time job teaching orphans the subtle art of car bombing and blew up his own car and 3 orphans instead. Hilarity ensues. Sexual tension increases between Rashid and the woman in brown burka when she accidentally exposed her ankle, giving Rashid the first view of a owman's bare skin. The brown burka was immediately arrested for being a harlot and executed on the soccer field. Hilarity ensues. Brown burka is to be replaced by yellow burka in episode 2. |
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Allah McBeal Hate is Enough The Scorpion Hunter (If you have been to that part of the world you would understand) Camel Spiderman World's Wildest Morality Police Chases Mullah and Mindy This Old Mosque Torah, Torah, Torah!!!! (Sneak attack by Jewish aircraft carriers on unsuspecting innocent Palestinian settlements) Who Want's To Be A Millionaire Terrorist Financier? |
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Quoted: I just want to know - and I really want an answer - why this is okay, but saying What does a white guy do when his car breaks down - 'Fixes it' is not okay. Would someone please enlighten me? I dunno... Whenever MY car breaks down, I have to call the Goatboys (Manny / Moe / Jack) |