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2/19/2013 8:09:40 PM EDT
Caught an intern staring at me today...Said hello and normal pleasantries.  Came in from smoking (quit for 15 years, recently started again...because fuck it), and she gave a very raw hey, hi, hey, it was pretty awkward .  She is hot, but does this mean she likes me, or she really want's my  approval?
2/19/2013 8:10:31 PM EDT
[#1]
How old are you
2/19/2013 8:12:59 PM EDT
[#2]
just small talk with her? cmon dude u need advice on how to break the ice with a girl that you think is attracted to you?
2/19/2013 8:13:02 PM EDT
[#3]
If she lets you SIHPAPP, then she likes you. Ask. She might be the one.
2/19/2013 8:14:58 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
How old are you


Old...40.  Not looking for advice on how to break the ice...just wondering what her intentions are.
2/19/2013 8:16:11 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Quoted:
How old are you


Old...40.  Not looking for advice on how to break the ice...just wondering what her intentions are.


What was her body language like? At 40 you should know.
2/19/2013 8:16:18 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Quoted:
How old are you


Old...40.  Not looking for advice on how to break the ice...just wondering what her intentions are.


She wants your junk.
2/19/2013 8:16:18 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Quoted:
How old are you


Old...40.  Not looking for advice on how to break the ice...just wondering what her intentions are.


Intern, eh?  



It sounds as though she wants your kidneys.  
2/19/2013 8:16:58 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Quoted:
How old are you


Old...40.  Not looking for advice on how to break the ice...just wondering what her intentions are.


she wants a 3some with you and the girl that gossips around the water cooler after its said and done..pics will be expected
2/19/2013 8:17:00 PM EDT
[#9]
Write a note.

Put "do you like me" in big bold letters on the top.

Put Yes  and then draw a box around it on the left. Beside that one put "No" in a box beside it.

Put check yes or no on the bottom.

Hand it to her while holding you hand over your mouth and giggling and run a few steps away.

See what her reaction is.
2/19/2013 8:17:37 PM EDT
[#10]
She thinks you're a freak.
2/19/2013 8:17:42 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
How old are you


Old...40.  Not looking for advice on how to break the ice...just wondering what her intentions are.


What was her body language like? At 40 you should know.


Nervous...but that could be anything since she is an intern.
2/19/2013 8:17:59 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Write a note.

Put "do you like me" in big bold letters on the top.

Put Yes  and then draw a box around it on the left. Beside that one put "No" in a box beside it.

Put check yes or no on the bottom.

Hand it to her while holding you hand over your mouth and giggling and run a few steps away.

See what her reaction is.


I remember those days
2/19/2013 8:18:09 PM EDT
[#13]
Just because a chick smiles or looks at you don't mean she wants to sleep with you. I wish I had a dime for everytime I heard a girl say that.
2/19/2013 8:18:39 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
She thinks you're a freak.


Could be!
2/19/2013 8:18:49 PM EDT
[#15]


Touch her boob.

If she doesn't like you, she will scream.


2/19/2013 8:18:59 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Write a note.

Put "do you like me" in big bold letters on the top.

Put Yes  and then draw a box around it on the left. Beside that one put "No" in a box beside it.

Put check yes or no on the bottom.

Hand it to her while holding you hand over your mouth and giggling and run a few steps away.

See what her reaction is.


Lmao

2/19/2013 8:19:19 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Quoted:
How old are you


Old...40.  Not looking for advice on how to break the ice...just wondering what her intentions are.


Did she show you her hairy pits after stealing your keys?
2/19/2013 8:19:56 PM EDT
[#18]
She finds you less intelligent after giving in to 15 years without cigs.
2/19/2013 8:20:11 PM EDT
[#19]
She want's the D
 
2/19/2013 8:20:16 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
How old are you


Old...40.  Not looking for advice on how to break the ice...just wondering what her intentions are.


Intern, eh?  



It sounds as though she wants your kidneys.  


In before the federal indictment

What would happen to Steve?
2/19/2013 8:20:29 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
How old are you


Old...40.  Not looking for advice on how to break the ice...just wondering what her intentions are.


What was her body language like? At 40 you should know.


Nervous...but that could be anything since she is an intern.


You probably have to feel it out more then, unless you really know.
2/19/2013 8:20:59 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
How old are you


2/19/2013 8:21:02 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
How old are you


Old...40.  Not looking for advice on how to break the ice...just wondering what her intentions are.


Intern, eh?  



It sounds as though she wants your kidneys.  


You're right!  I'm gonna keep my eye on her!  Just short of a restraining order!
2/19/2013 8:21:06 PM EDT
[#24]
Your fly is undone.
2/19/2013 8:21:18 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Write a note.

Put "do you like me" in big bold letters on the top.

Put Yes  and then draw a box around it on the left. Beside that one put "No" in a box beside it.

Put check yes or no on the bottom.

Hand it to her while holding you hand over your mouth and giggling and run a few steps away.

See what her reaction is.


Lmao



DO IT.
2/19/2013 8:21:35 PM EDT
[#26]
If you have to ask advice from arfcom GD about women, you should just turn queer now.
2/19/2013 8:21:40 PM EDT
[#27]
Is this gonna end 23 pages later and we never hear from you again?
2/19/2013 8:22:04 PM EDT
[#28]



Quoted:


Write a note.



Put "do you like me" in big bold letters on the top.



Put Yes  and then draw a box around it on the left. Beside that one put "No" in a box beside it.



Put check yes or no on the bottom.



Hand it to her while holding you hand over your mouth and giggling and run a few steps away.



See what her reaction is.


You forgot the maybe box.

 
2/19/2013 8:22:10 PM EDT
[#29]
Was probably just surprised to see a talking dog wearing a tin foil hat who also smokes.
2/19/2013 8:22:30 PM EDT
[#30]
intern?



she gonna fuck to get that permanent gig !!!!!!    let her lick the tip
2/19/2013 8:22:35 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
How old are you


Old...40.  Not looking for advice on how to break the ice...just wondering what her intentions are.


Intern, eh?  



It sounds as though she wants your kidneys.  


You're right!  I'm gonna keep my eye on her!  Just short of a restraining order!


I hope you don't wake up somewhere in a bathtub full of ice
2/19/2013 8:23:37 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Write a note.

Put "do you like me" in big bold letters on the top.

Put Yes  and then draw a box around it on the left. Beside that one put "No" in a box beside it.

Put check yes or no on the bottom.

Hand it to her while holding you hand over your mouth and giggling and run a few steps away.

See what her reaction is.


Lmao



If you have the personality to pull this off, I would do this. It's pretty fricking funny.
2/19/2013 8:25:41 PM EDT
[#33]
If she can do the job
2/19/2013 8:27:40 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Caught an intern staring at me today...Said hello and normal pleasantries.  Came in from smoking (quit for 15 years, recently started again...because fuck it), and she gave a very raw hey, hi, hey, it was pretty awkward .  She is hot, but does this mean she likes me, or she really want's my  approval?


She smelled Steve on you, and wants him
2/19/2013 8:28:12 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Write a note.

Put "do you like me" in big bold letters on the top.

Put Yes  and then draw a box around it on the left. Beside that one put "No" in a box beside it.

Put check yes or no on the bottom.

Hand it to her while holding you hand over your mouth and giggling and run a few steps away.

See what her reaction is.


You forgot, "push her into the mud."




They always forget that step...
2/19/2013 8:28:30 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Write a note.

Put "do you like me" in big bold letters on the top.

Put Yes  and then draw a box around it on the left. Beside that one put "No" in a box beside it.

Put check yes or no on the bottom.

Hand it to her while holding you hand over your mouth and giggling and run a few steps away.

See what her reaction is.


Lmao



If you have the personality to pull this off, I would do this. It's pretty fricking funny.


Not only is it funny but it shows a girl you're off the wall and different.

If she likes you or is on the fence it could push her into the "yes" category, and if she's not interested she'll still be amused by the 'joke' and could make you friends, or give access to hot friends
2/19/2013 8:31:05 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:


Touch her boob.

If she doesn't like you, she will scream.



The wife laughed at that one!
2/19/2013 8:32:14 PM EDT
[#38]
How old is she? Also, pics of intern aren't loading
2/19/2013 8:33:23 PM EDT
[#39]
sword gobbler fo sho , get some jimmies asap.
2/19/2013 8:38:40 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
She want's the D  


2/19/2013 8:39:06 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Is this gonna end 23 pages later and we never hear from you again?



2/19/2013 8:39:28 PM EDT
[#42]
If you go back tomorrow, she'll have a box of chocolates and a big hug for ya.
2/19/2013 8:39:58 PM EDT
[#43]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Caught an intern staring at me today...Said hello and normal pleasantries.  Came in from smoking (quit for 15 years, recently started again...because fuck it), and she gave a very raw hey, hi, hey, it was pretty awkward .  She is hot, but does this mean she likes me, or she really want's my  approval?


She smelled Steve on you, and wants him


Came here to post this.



Be careful, bud



 
2/19/2013 8:43:38 PM EDT
[#44]
Have her lay on your desk on her back with her head hanging off.
2/19/2013 8:45:07 PM EDT
[#45]
I love people who think anyone who looks at them wants their body.  
2/19/2013 8:45:40 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Caught an intern staring at me today...Said hello and normal pleasantries.  Came in from smoking (quit for 15 years, recently started again...because fuck it), and she gave a very raw hey, hi, hey, it was pretty awkward .  She is hot, but does this mean she likes me, or she really want's my  approval?


She wants to set you up with her great grandmother who, after being widowed for 36 years, is getting kinda horny.

2/19/2013 8:45:41 PM EDT
[#47]
99 problems but an intern aint one of them.

Ignore her.  Who cares what she thinks.
2/19/2013 8:46:56 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
I love people who think anyone who looks at them wants their body.  



Just a matter of persistence and alcohol.
2/19/2013 8:47:45 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
I love people who think anyone who looks at them wants their body.  


Were you looking at me when you posted that?
2/19/2013 8:49:38 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
Quoted:
How old are you


Old...40.  Not looking for advice on how to break the ice...just wondering what her intentions are.


you remind her of someone who she knew that could buy beer.
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