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Posted: 9/13/2002 9:24:30 PM EDT
No Shit !!??!! [:D] [url]http://www.abomination.tv/product.html[/url] [img]http://www.abomination.tv/images/bcktileprod.jpg[/img] [i]Made from all natural and organic products, this low-tech spray will protect you from a host of fanatic religious terrorists. Though less effective on the following, it also has a repellent effect on militant vegans and animal rights activists! Our product is made with real bacon grease and pork fat, diluted with alcohol (an additional sin!) to keep it in a liquid state. When sprayed on the face or body of a terrorist, it renders them UNCLEAN and if they die in such a defiled state they will NOT go to Paradise but be condemned to Hell for all eternity! Safe and effective, with the mouth-watering aroma of fried bacon. Mm-mmm! The convenient 4-ounce squirt bottle can be carried in pocket or purse. It's not a weapon, it's a cookwear coating! At $9.95 (includes shipping and handling), it makes a lovely and thoughtful gift for friends or loved ones departing on vacation or honeymoon. (As a personal lubricant for those inclined to engage in abominations, do not use with latex condoms.) ABOMINATION ANTI-TERRORIST SPRAY.... Protect your decadent American freedom! Don't travel without it! [/i]
Link Posted: 9/13/2002 9:37:53 PM EDT
[:D] They are serious about this, a few years back an Israeli Rabbi came up with "Soul-Killer Bullets" containing pork fat, IIRC.
Link Posted: 9/13/2002 9:49:55 PM EDT
Sweet. I lick the tears of unfathomable sadness.
Link Posted: 9/13/2002 9:53:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/13/2002 9:54:13 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/13/2002 10:07:49 PM EDT
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