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2/10/2013 6:46:03 PM EDT
I'm 40 years old, and my Mom acts like I'm 12.  I've been divorced once, and every chick I date...she wants me to bring home.

She has grandkids from my brother, so that's not it.  It makes me crazy.
2/10/2013 6:47:33 PM EDT
[#1]
Go find some ugly ass skank and taker to meet your mom.

That'll put a stop to that crap.
2/10/2013 6:47:45 PM EDT
[#2]
Did she disapprove of your ex? maybe Mom does know best
2/10/2013 6:48:28 PM EDT
[#3]
Does she not like Steve?
2/10/2013 6:49:08 PM EDT
[#4]
F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

2/10/2013 6:49:54 PM EDT
[#5]
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Did she disapprove of your ex? maybe Mom does know best


My whole family hated my ex-wife.  They were right on that one.
2/10/2013 6:49:58 PM EDT
[#6]
My family is growing increasingly worried that I do no pay enough attention to my social life.





That is what they get for breeding thorough bread grad students who love guns.

 
2/10/2013 6:50:17 PM EDT
[#7]
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F5 F5 F5 F5 F5



2/10/2013 6:50:18 PM EDT
[#8]
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Does she not like Steve?


Errbody loves Steve!
2/10/2013 6:52:20 PM EDT
[#9]
Pics of mom?
2/10/2013 6:52:33 PM EDT
[#10]
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Does she not like Steve?


Errbody loves Steve!


Steve is awesome. As for you, you'll always be her little boy no matter how old you are.
Enjoy it now, I miss the hell out of my parents.
2/10/2013 6:53:24 PM EDT
[#11]
Move out of her basement and put on your big boy pants?  
2/10/2013 6:53:35 PM EDT
[#12]
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I'm 40 years old, and my Mom acts like I'm 12.  I've been divorced once, and every chick I date...she wants me to bring home.

She has grandkids from my brother, so that's not it.  It makes me crazy.


Cut the cord.........
2/10/2013 6:54:08 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
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Does she not like Steve?


Errbody loves Steve!


How old is Steve now?

2/10/2013 6:54:12 PM EDT
[#14]
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Pics of mom?


Mom is in her 70s...
2/10/2013 6:54:16 PM EDT
[#15]
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Go find some ugly ass skank and taker to meet your mom.

That'll put a stop to that crap.


Yup.
2/10/2013 6:54:49 PM EDT
[#16]



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Does she not like Steve?




Errbody loves Steve!




How old is Steve now?





His birthday is coming up



 
2/10/2013 6:55:14 PM EDT
[#17]
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Does she not like Steve?


Errbody loves Steve!


Steve is awesome. As for you, you'll always be her little boy no matter how old you are.
Enjoy it now, I miss the hell out of my parents.


Love my Mom, just get irritated sometimes. lol
2/10/2013 6:56:11 PM EDT
[#18]
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I'm 40 years old, and my Mom acts like I'm 12.  I've been divorced once, and every chick I date...she wants me to bring home.

She has grandkids from my brother, so that's not it.  It makes me crazy.


Cut the cord.........


I'm active duty .mil...have been for almost 20 years.  

What were you saying?
2/10/2013 6:56:39 PM EDT
[#19]
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Does she not like Steve?


Errbody loves Steve!


How old is Steve now?



He'll be 14 on the 13th
2/10/2013 6:57:23 PM EDT
[#20]
Bring home a sissy boy ....It will stop    
2/10/2013 6:58:06 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
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Does she not like Steve?


Errbody loves Steve!


How old is Steve now?



He'll be 13 on the 13th


2/10/2013 7:03:08 PM EDT
[#22]
you... woman?



2/10/2013 7:03:37 PM EDT
[#23]
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Does she not like Steve?


Errbody loves Steve!


How old is Steve now?



He'll be 13 on the 13th




It's 14, I miscounted
2/10/2013 7:07:44 PM EDT
[#24]
Bring home 2 at once. Dinner should be a riot.
2/10/2013 7:09:44 PM EDT
[#25]
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Bring home 2 at once. Dinner should be a riot.


Happened on accident once...my Mom invited a chick I was dating to Thanksgiving, and I invited the girl I was dating at the moment...It was ugly.
2/10/2013 7:11:35 PM EDT
[#26]
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My family is growing increasingly worried that I do no pay enough attention to my social life.

That is what they get for breeding thorough bread grad students who love guns.  


thorough bread?

I hope you didn't pay too much for that education.
2/10/2013 7:12:33 PM EDT
[#27]
Did she ever catch you spanking it in the bathroom?


2/10/2013 7:12:59 PM EDT
[#28]




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thorough bread grad students  




Is this an over-educated baker with OCD?
2/10/2013 7:13:46 PM EDT
[#29]
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I'm 40 years old, and my Mom acts like I'm 12.  I've been divorced once, and every chick I date...she wants me to bring home.

She has grandkids from my brother, so that's not it.  It makes me crazy.


Are you the youngest?

2/10/2013 7:15:46 PM EDT
[#30]
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I'm 40 years old, and my Mom acts like I'm 12.  I've been divorced once, and every chick I date...she wants me to bring home.

She has grandkids from my brother, so that's not it.  It makes me crazy.


Are you the youngest?


Yes

And no, I don't live with her...not even in the same state.
2/10/2013 7:17:00 PM EDT
[#31]
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I'm 40 years old, and my Mom acts like I'm 12.  I've been divorced once, and every chick I date...she wants me to bring home.

She has grandkids from my brother, so that's not it.  It makes me crazy.


Are you the youngest?


Yes


That's why, you are still her little baby!

Do you live with her?
2/10/2013 7:18:35 PM EDT
[#32]
Move out, and get your own place.
2/10/2013 7:19:57 PM EDT
[#33]
She just wants to see you settled and happy.  
2/10/2013 7:20:38 PM EDT
[#34]
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Bring home 2 at once. Dinner should be a riot.


Happened on accident once...my Mom invited a chick I was dating to Thanksgiving, and I invited the girl I was dating at the moment...It was ugly.


2/10/2013 7:21:13 PM EDT
[#35]
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Move out, and get your own place.


Are you people dense?  I have not lived with my parents for over 20 years...I'm active duty military, I go where Uncle Sam sends me...
2/10/2013 7:23:13 PM EDT
[#36]
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Move out, and get your own place.


Are you people dense?  I have not lived with my parents for over 20 years...I'm active duty military, I go where Uncle Sam sends me...


You people???

Dense?  You ask that here?
2/10/2013 7:24:48 PM EDT
[#37]
She loves you, and she won't be around forever. Just do it, other than ones you don't want her to see.

l lived in my parent's backyard, so I really didn't have a choice if I brought any home. I didn't mind though. If a girl was nice and I wanted more than one date, I might invite her over for Sunday dinner. My family was always real close anyway so bringing them around didn't feel odd. Maybe it's a small town southern thing. Most girls will watch and see how you treat your mom.
2/10/2013 7:24:49 PM EDT
[#38]
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Move out, and get your own place.


Are you people dense?  I have not lived with my parents for over 20 years...I'm active duty military, I go where Uncle Sam sends me...


You people???

Dense?  You ask that here?


Not everyone, but the basement dwellers who think we are all basement dwellers.
2/10/2013 7:26:44 PM EDT
[#39]
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She loves you, and she won't be around forever. Just do it, other than ones you don't want her to see.

l lived in my parent's backyard, so I really didn't have a choice if I brought any home. I didn't mind though. If a girl was nice and I wanted more than one date, I might invite her over for Sunday dinner. My family was always real close anyway so bringing them around didn't feel odd. Maybe it's a small town southern thing. Most girls will watch and see how you treat your mom.


I'm a southern born and raised man...I'm respectful and courteous to a fault.