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Posted: 2/8/2013 4:42:19 PM EDT

Posted: 2/8/2013 4:43:43 PM EDT

[#1]

"And I thought only frogs had problems taking the short cut through the chimpanzee enclosure."

Posted: 2/8/2013 4:47:03 PM EDT

[#2]

What in the F were you looking for to come across that picture, and what is the story behind it?

Posted: 2/8/2013 4:48:19 PM EDT

[#3]

LOOK AT MAH BALLS

Posted: 2/8/2013 4:49:23 PM EDT

[#4]

I survived the Snu - Snu.

Posted: 2/8/2013 4:51:13 PM EDT

[#5]

Cast your eyes upon this!

Posted: 2/8/2013 4:51:15 PM EDT

[#6]

And then I told the Orthopedist "But I poop from there!"

Posted: 2/8/2013 4:51:50 PM EDT

[#7]

"That's the last time I ski anything but the bunny slope........"

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:00:39 PM EDT

[#8]

" I never knew a vasectomy was quite so involved..."

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:23:48 PM EDT

[#9]

God I hope she gets me lose before the wife gets home.

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:24:18 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
What in the F were you looking for to come across that picture, and what is the story behind it?

You suck at captions.

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:29:36 PM EDT

[#11]

"Well, it ain't gonna suck it self, Sweetheart."

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:29:48 PM EDT

[#12]

Sex swing broke. Fat bitch broke mah dick

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:30:28 PM EDT

[#13]

I may have overdone myself on the Sandra Bullock thread tonight.

Try again tomorrow

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:31:23 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
" I never knew a vasectomy was quite so involved..."

This is winning

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:31:25 PM EDT

[#15]

Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:32:09 PM EDT

[#16]

I should've never tried to f**k that bull.

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:33:45 PM EDT

[#17]

My balls itch really bad!

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:33:55 PM EDT

[#18]

Attempted SNU SNU was unsuccessful

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:34:18 PM EDT

[#19]

This years taxes were a bit rough.

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:34:52 PM EDT

[#20]

Notice how big my towel is.

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:35:33 PM EDT

[#21]

This is OBAMACARE...

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:36:25 PM EDT

[#22]

But, but...Obama said his health care bill would make things better!!

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:37:11 PM EDT

[#23]

You're gonna need a bigger bed.

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:37:33 PM EDT

[#24]

Attention whore

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:38:35 PM EDT

[#25]

The poster child of "Doing it Wrong" .

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:39:32 PM EDT

[#26]

"Toootally worth it"

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:40:08 PM EDT

[#27]

Dude I done fucked up, gimme by beer back

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:40:19 PM EDT

[#28]

No more horse fuckin for this cowboy.

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:41:19 PM EDT

[#29]

I survived tax time!!!
Or
I told you to hold the fucking cat!!!!

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:41:28 PM EDT

[#30]

Jack be nimble

Jack be quick

Jack burnt off his fuckin' dick!

- thanks to Andrew Dice Clay

/end thread

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:42:08 PM EDT

[#31]

Death by Sbnu-Snu?

WORTH IT!

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:43:13 PM EDT

[#32]

I'll never shoot myself in the junk with a flare gun again!

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:43:38 PM EDT

[#33]

Ow my balls

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:50:43 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

WHO PUT THAT FUCKING CONE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMN ROAD??

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:51:34 PM EDT

[#35]

King of the Nutshot.

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:52:40 PM EDT

[#36]

Some party pooper rigged the glory hole with C4 again.

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:53:47 PM EDT

[#37]

"I ain't gonna lie, I blew a nut in the horse."

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:57:03 PM EDT

[#38]

And Johnny's issues with ADD while masturbating were solved forever..........

Posted: 2/8/2013 5:57:58 PM EDT

[#39]

GOD DAMN LAPD!!

Posted: 2/8/2013 6:06:59 PM EDT

[#40]

At least I finished.

Posted: 2/8/2013 6:08:51 PM EDT

[#41]

Here's a towel, clean yourself off...

*dramatic exit*

Posted: 2/8/2013 6:09:46 PM EDT

[#42]

You should see her.

Posted: 2/8/2013 6:11:59 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
You should see her.

Posted: 2/8/2013 6:13:20 PM EDT

[#44]

Went gay for Chuck Norris... Totally worth it.

Posted: 2/8/2013 6:14:42 PM EDT

[#45]

"Well that didn't go as planned."

Posted: 2/8/2013 6:16:47 PM EDT

[#46]

Sure seemed like a good idea at the time..

Posted: 2/8/2013 6:20:00 PM EDT

[#47]

You should see the other guy.

Posted: 2/8/2013 6:21:12 PM EDT

[#48]

obama got me good that time!

Posted: 2/8/2013 6:21:47 PM EDT

[#49]

Apparently Dave Thomas doesn't like it Wendy's nuts-hitcha-chin

Posted: 2/8/2013 6:22:36 PM EDT

[#50]

"I can't believe I forgot our safe word."

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