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Posted: 2/5/2013 10:46:48 AM EDT

[#1]

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if you want to test the range I'll be happy to set the trip meter on my truck and then drive off and leave you there.

So you're driving then?

I can, or you can. Makes no difference to me.

I just wasn't gonna offer to let you drive off and leave me, but the joke was too good to pass up

Posted: 2/5/2013 10:46:58 AM EDT

[#2]

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da fuq happened to our tree?

I cut it down.

did you borrow donny's knife?

No. I went to Harbor freight and spent $3 that I made from being a $3 whore

Posted: 2/5/2013 10:47:39 AM EDT

[#3]

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da fuq happened to our tree?

I cut it down.

did you borrow donny's knife?

No. I went to Harbor freight and spent $3 that I made from being a $3 whore

Donny got ripped off then. He paid $9 for his knife.

Posted: 2/5/2013 10:48:41 AM EDT

[#4]

Im going out back to shoot for a bit. later fools.

Posted: 2/5/2013 10:49:08 AM EDT

[#5]

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Im going out back to shoot for a bit. later fools.

sooooo jelly.

Posted: 2/5/2013 10:49:20 AM EDT

[#6]

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da fuq happened to our tree?

I cut it down.

did you borrow donny's knife?

Posted: 2/5/2013 10:52:44 AM EDT

[#7]

well I shall return.

Posted: 2/5/2013 10:53:29 AM EDT

[#8]

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if you want to test the range I'll be happy to set the trip meter on my truck and then drive off and leave you there.

So you're driving then?

I can, or you can. Makes no difference to me.

I just wasn't gonna offer to let you drive off and leave me, but the joke was too good to pass up

I laughed.

I don't care who drives either.

Posted: 2/5/2013 10:54:35 AM EDT

[#9]

I want to go shooting. I need to find an indoor range nearby.

Posted: 2/5/2013 10:55:51 AM EDT

[#10]

Florist: "Because we delivered it, we're not redelivering it."
(even though it was late and you did call the customer and they got it at the school THE NEXT DAY.)
Me (thinking): OK there's more than one florist on Chicago's east side, screw you all we'll find someone else to do it.

Posted: 2/5/2013 10:55:55 AM EDT

[#11]

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I want to go shooting. I need to find an indoor range nearby.

Why? Go outside to shoot.

Posted: 2/5/2013 10:57:12 AM EDT

[#12]

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I want to go shooting. I need to find an indoor range nearby.

Why? Go outside to shoot.

Outside shooting = either private clubs that have waiting lists or high entrance fees (multiple hundreds of dollars) OR the national forest, which is far away.

And I don't know of any places in the NF to shoot anyways.

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:00:29 AM EDT

[#13]

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I want to go shooting. I need to find an indoor range nearby.

Why? Go outside to shoot.

Outside shooting = either private clubs that have waiting lists or high entrance fees (multiple hundreds of dollars) OR the national forest, which is far away.

And I don't know of any places in the NF to shoot anyways.

Damn.

CO sucks.

J/K

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:13:08 AM EDT

[#14]

CO jokes killed it.

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:16:38 AM EDT

[#15]

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CO jokes killed it.

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:20:26 AM EDT

[#16]

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I want to go shooting. I need to find an indoor range nearby.

Why? Go outside to shoot.

Outside shooting = either private clubs that have waiting lists or high entrance fees (multiple hundreds of dollars) OR the national forest, which is far away.

And I don't know of any places in the NF to shoot anyways.

The whole thing. Don't shoot within 150' of roads, don't shoot across roads, don't shoot across bodies of water.

TADA

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:21:18 AM EDT

[#17]

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CO jokes killed it.

People that live in CO don't play well with others.

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:21:46 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I want to go shooting. I need to find an indoor range nearby.

Why? Go outside to shoot.

Outside shooting = either private clubs that have waiting lists or high entrance fees (multiple hundreds of dollars) OR the national forest, which is far away.

And I don't know of any places in the NF to shoot anyways.

The whole thing. Don't shoot within 150' of roads, don't shoot across roads, don't shoot across bodies of water.

TADA

Well I know those rules but that has to be somewhat difficult to find

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:22:00 AM EDT

[#19]

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CO jokes killed it.

People that live in CO don't play well with others.

Fuck off

I'm just kidding Helen. I still lurve you

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:22:01 AM EDT

[#20]

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CO jokes killed it.

People that live in CO don't play well with others.

No we don't so FUCK OFF

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:22:42 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

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CO jokes killed it.

People that live in CO don't play well with others.

Fuck off

I'm just kidding Helen. I still lurve you

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:22:44 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I want to go shooting. I need to find an indoor range nearby.

Why? Go outside to shoot.

Outside shooting = either private clubs that have waiting lists or high entrance fees (multiple hundreds of dollars) OR the national forest, which is far away.

And I don't know of any places in the NF to shoot anyways.

The whole thing. Don't shoot within 150' of roads, don't shoot across roads, don't shoot across bodies of water.

TADA

Well I know those rules but that has to be somewhat difficult to find

Can you find the national forest? There's millions of acres, so it's hard to miss

Since I'm feeling helpful, start here

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:22:54 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

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CO jokes killed it.

People that live in CO don't play well with others.

No we don't so FUCK OFF

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:24:18 AM EDT

[#24]

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Well I know those rules but that has to be somewhat difficult to find

Can you find the national forest? There's millions of acres, so it's hard to miss

Since I'm feeling helpful, start here

Stupid question

Can you hunt any public land in CO or do you have to have a tag for a specific area.

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:27:16 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

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Well I know those rules but that has to be somewhat difficult to find

Can you find the national forest? There's millions of acres, so it's hard to miss

Since I'm feeling helpful, start here

Stupid question

Can you hunt any public land in CO or do you have to have a tag for a specific area.

Yes to both questions. You can hunt any public land, but some game management units are limited draw only and some are over the counter. Also depends on the species.

Small game you can hunt anywhere. Big game has restrictions.

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:30:02 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I want to go shooting. I need to find an indoor range nearby.

Why? Go outside to shoot.

Outside shooting = either private clubs that have waiting lists or high entrance fees (multiple hundreds of dollars) OR the national forest, which is far away.

And I don't know of any places in the NF to shoot anyways.

The whole thing. Don't shoot within 150' of roads, don't shoot across roads, don't shoot across bodies of water.

TADA

Well I know those rules but that has to be somewhat difficult to find

Can you find the national forest? There's millions of acres, so it's hard to miss

Since I'm feeling helpful, start here

That's pretty cool

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:30:37 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Well I know those rules but that has to be somewhat difficult to find

Can you find the national forest? There's millions of acres, so it's hard to miss

Since I'm feeling helpful, start here

Stupid question

Can you hunt any public land in CO or do you have to have a tag for a specific area.

Yes to both questions. You can hunt any public land, but some game management units are limited draw only and some are over the counter. Also depends on the species.

Small game you can hunt anywhere. Big game has restrictions.

CO has a wonderful amount of large game species. One day, no time soon, I hope to be able to go out west hunting.

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:31:34 AM EDT

[#28]

I have returned. God I hope I don't get food poisnening from that place.

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:33:00 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Well I know those rules but that has to be somewhat difficult to find

Can you find the national forest? There's millions of acres, so it's hard to miss

Since I'm feeling helpful, start here

Stupid question

Can you hunt any public land in CO or do you have to have a tag for a specific area.

Yes to both questions. You can hunt any public land, but some game management units are limited draw only and some are over the counter. Also depends on the species.

Small game you can hunt anywhere. Big game has restrictions.

CO has a wonderful amount of large game species. One day, no time soon, I hope to be able to go out west hunting.

Save your pennies. CO loves to take out of towner's monies for hunting our animals

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:36:00 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Well I know those rules but that has to be somewhat difficult to find

Can you find the national forest? There's millions of acres, so it's hard to miss

Since I'm feeling helpful, start here

Stupid question

Can you hunt any public land in CO or do you have to have a tag for a specific area.

Yes to both questions. You can hunt any public land, but some game management units are limited draw only and some are over the counter. Also depends on the species.

Small game you can hunt anywhere. Big game has restrictions.

CO has a wonderful amount of large game species. One day, no time soon, I hope to be able to go out west hunting.

Save your pennies. CO loves to take out of towner's monies for hunting our animals

Same with Cali. Hell, they like to take residents money too.

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:36:10 AM EDT

[#31]

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I have returned. God I hope I don't get food poisnening from that place.

poop thread

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:39:20 AM EDT

[#32]

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Same with Cali. Hell, they like to take residents money too.

Thankfully, CO gives residents cheap tags. An either sex elk tag is $48 for me

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:39:20 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Well I know those rules but that has to be somewhat difficult to find

Can you find the national forest? There's millions of acres, so it's hard to miss

Since I'm feeling helpful, start here

Stupid question

Can you hunt any public land in CO or do you have to have a tag for a specific area.

Yes to both questions. You can hunt any public land, but some game management units are limited draw only and some are over the counter. Also depends on the species.

Small game you can hunt anywhere. Big game has restrictions.

CO has a wonderful amount of large game species. One day, no time soon, I hope to be able to go out west hunting.

Save your pennies. CO loves to take out of towner's monies for hunting our animals

Same with Cali. Hell, they like to take residents money too.

I have been to California. We drove around the sequoia national forest for hours looking for the big ass trees. About the time we decided that it was all a joke we found them.

I marked my territory on the base of one of those big bastards.

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:42:12 AM EDT

[#34]

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Same with Cali. Hell, they like to take residents money too.

Thankfully, CO gives residents cheap tags. An either sex elk tag is $48 for me

Resident elk tag, if you are lucky enough to get drawn, is $404. Non resi is $1233.50.

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:42:31 AM EDT

[#35]

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all this talk about "needing pole" and "doing it" is arousing me.

HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:45:39 AM EDT

[#36]

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Same with Cali. Hell, they like to take residents money too.

Thankfully, CO gives residents cheap tags. An either sex elk tag is $48 for me

Resident elk tag, if you are lucky enough to get drawn, is $404. Non resi is $1233.50.

That ain't cheap. Ouch.

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:46:21 AM EDT

[#37]

That gif may not have been an ideal fit but it's what was on my clipboard.

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:46:37 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Same with Cali. Hell, they like to take residents money too.

Thankfully, CO gives residents cheap tags. An either sex elk tag is $48 for me

Resident elk tag, if you are lucky enough to get drawn, is $404. Non resi is $1233.50.

We have over the counter elk tags that cover 50% of the game units

Of course, CO also has the largest elk population by far

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:46:51 AM EDT

[#39]

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That gif may not have been an ideal fit but it's what was on my clipboard.

Works

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:47:15 AM EDT

[#40]

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That gif may not have been an ideal fit but it's what was on my clipboard.

You're fired

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:47:16 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Well I know those rules but that has to be somewhat difficult to find

Can you find the national forest? There's millions of acres, so it's hard to miss

Since I'm feeling helpful, start here

Stupid question

Can you hunt any public land in CO or do you have to have a tag for a specific area.

Yes to both questions. You can hunt any public land, but some game management units are limited draw only and some are over the counter. Also depends on the species.

Small game you can hunt anywhere. Big game has restrictions.

CO has a wonderful amount of large game species. One day, no time soon, I hope to be able to go out west hunting.

Save your pennies. CO loves to take out of towner's monies for hunting our animals

Same with Cali. Hell, they like to take residents money too.

I have been to California. We drove around the sequoia national forest for hours looking for the big ass trees. About the time we decided that it was all a joke we found them.

I marked my territory on the base of one of those big bastards.

There is a stump in Big Trees State Park that is so big, they used to hold dances on it. I swear, the damn thing is 25 to 30 feet across.

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:47:29 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Same with Cali. Hell, they like to take residents money too.

Thankfully, CO gives residents cheap tags. An either sex elk tag is $48 for me

Resident elk tag, if you are lucky enough to get drawn, is $404. Non resi is $1233.50.

We have over the counter elk tags that cover 50% of the game units

Of course, CO also has the largest elk population by far

That is where I need to be. What about sheep?

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:47:57 AM EDT

[#43]

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That gif may not have been an ideal fit but it's what was on my clipboard.

Works

that's not what she said.

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:48:12 AM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Same with Cali. Hell, they like to take residents money too.

Thankfully, CO gives residents cheap tags. An either sex elk tag is $48 for me

Resident elk tag, if you are lucky enough to get drawn, is $404. Non resi is $1233.50.

We have over the counter elk tags that cover 50% of the game units

Of course, CO also has the largest elk population by far

Lots in Rocky Mtn NP for you to shoot

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:48:29 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Same with Cali. Hell, they like to take residents money too.

Thankfully, CO gives residents cheap tags. An either sex elk tag is $48 for me

Resident elk tag, if you are lucky enough to get drawn, is $404. Non resi is $1233.50.

We have over the counter elk tags that cover 50% of the game units

Of course, CO also has the largest elk population by far

That is where I need to be. What about sheep?

Start drawing now. Maybe you'll get a tag in 20 years

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:48:32 AM EDT

[#46]

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Quoted:
That gif may not have been an ideal fit but it's what was on my clipboard.

Works

that's not what she said.

You're right....for once

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:48:41 AM EDT

[#47]

Took me a bit, but got the Ruger figured out.
Gotta hold far down and to the right to hit center.
I think Imma just go scope shopping.
$100 budget.
GO!.

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:49:09 AM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Same with Cali. Hell, they like to take residents money too.

Thankfully, CO gives residents cheap tags. An either sex elk tag is $48 for me

Resident elk tag, if you are lucky enough to get drawn, is $404. Non resi is $1233.50.

We have over the counter elk tags that cover 50% of the game units

Of course, CO also has the largest elk population by far

Lots in Rocky Mtn NP for you to shoot

Might offend the delicate sensibilities of a dirty fucking hippy.

Banned

Posted: 2/5/2013 11:49:32 AM EDT

[#49]

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Took me a bit, but got the Ruger figured out.
Gotta hold far down and to the right to hit center.
I think Imma just go scope shopping.
$100 budget.
GO!.

10/22?