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Of course they will obey... ...Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth... [Makes fangs with his fingers and holds them in front of his mouth] ....Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. ... That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! ... Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! ... He'll do you up a treat, mate. ... He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones! ... I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it? |
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Of course they will obey... ...Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth... [Makes fangs with his fingers and holds them in front of his mouth] ....Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. ... That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! ... Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! ... He'll do you up a treat, mate. ... He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones! ... I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it? WE NEED THE HOLY HAND GRENADE!!!! |
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Quoted: Quoted: Of course they will obey... ...Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth... [Makes fangs with his fingers and holds them in front of his mouth] ....Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. ... That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! ... Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! ... He'll do you up a treat, mate. ... He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones! ... I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it? WE NEED THE HOLY HAND GRENADE!!!! ......Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! ... |
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Like a damn BOSS 
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They're really smart characters if they choose to be, mostly food motivated. Yes, they are. I rabbit sat a white and black Netherlad Dwarf for a buddy once. I trained to do a few things in just a weekend. It was easy to get it to stay in the kitchen. Then I trained it to stand on its hind legs next to me every time I opened the fridge. It looked like he was checking out what was in the fridge with me. Cute little buddy. 
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