Posted: 1/31/2013 6:24:25 PM EDT
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Can you believe that own beloved President could own such an instrument of wanton destruction? Not only that, but look at the parental disregard he shows in letting his teenage daughter play with barbaric weapons. Let's analyze: 1. High Capacity Magazine, no one needs that much water to win a squirt gun fight, seriously, you could drown someone with that much water. Apparently you can drown in a tablespoon of water, he could possibly kill 30 to 40 people with that one magazine. And the magazine is outside the pistol grip, obviously making it a TEC-2o assault weapon. 2. Pistol grip, makes spraying people with water easier to do from the hip. Look at it protruding from the bottom like some phallus of his aggressive manhood. 3. Teaching his innocent child how to play games of war and hate, even from the swimming pool, with no lifeguard or personal floatation devices in sight, a sure recipe for tragedy. How can he be so careless, look at him running around the pool on the slick concrete even though the pool rules sign explicitly forbids such horseplay. Apparently anyone can just ignore any law they see fit. If the sign says no running, then no one would ever be running around the pool, right? Cuz it's a rule, and people always obey rules, right? http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e248/ODell10/SquirtGun_zps88af14aa.jpg I would say it's a good sign. It means he isn't a complete moron on the issue. I really don't think he has any desire to have any sort of gun control bill arrive at his desk. He knows what happened to Clinton in 1994. |
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I would say it's a good sign. It means he isn't a complete moron on the issue. I really don't think he has any desire to have any sort of gun control bill arrive at his desk. He knows what happened to Clinton in 1994. By your response, I feel you may have missed my sense of sarcasm. |
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How dare he. Surely no one needs such a monstrous killing machine. You don't need an assault squirter with a high capacity clipazine to defend yourself. Surely you could use a 1 shot, takes-40-seconds-to-reload squirtgun with a 3 inch max. range? You are absolutely right! Everyone knows that this is all you REALLY need to have fun in a water fight. No one needs more than, what? About 7 squirts? Wouldn't you say? An the nifty red safety tip on the end, even though it looks like a dogs penis, would ensure that the police wouldn't shoot you mistakedly for a gangbanger with a real gun. 
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How dare he. Surely no one needs such a monstrous killing machine. You don't need an assault squirter with a high capacity clipazine to defend yourself. Surely you could use a 1 shot, takes-40-seconds-to-reload squirtgun with a 3 inch max. range? You are absolutely right! Everyone knows that this is all you REALLY need to have fun in a water fight. No one needs more than, what? About 7 squirts? Wouldn't you say? An the nifty red safety tip on the end, even though it looks like a dogs penis, would ensure that the police wouldn't shoot you mistakedly for a gangbanger. http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e248/ODell10/88219-water-gun_zps10d04383.jpg Why of course! And if you happen to run out of squirts before hitting your target, then they have earned a chance to fight back! 
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