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AR15.COM
1/28/2013 6:57:06 AM EDT
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/01/28/iranian-officials-purportedly-unveil-machine-to-amputate-fingers-thieves/


Iranian officials purportedly unveil machine to amputate fingers of thieves


1/28/2013 6:59:13 AM EDT
[#1]
I could make a way better finger-amputating machine than that.
1/28/2013 7:01:16 AM EDT
[#2]
What was wrong with the dull rusty hatchets they we're using?
1/28/2013 7:01:45 AM EDT
[#3]

 
1/28/2013 7:02:13 AM EDT
[#4]
Dupity dupe.

No link because I'm shiftless and lazy.
1/28/2013 7:02:43 AM EDT
[#5]
Is that just a hold down clamp like you'd use on a welding table?






 
1/28/2013 7:03:08 AM EDT
[#6]
I could do it more efficiently with a 12 gauge.
1/28/2013 7:05:17 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
What was wrong with the dull rusty hatchets they we're using?


Nothing. Sounds like our goverment. Make it more complicated than it really is.
1/28/2013 7:07:27 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Dupity dupe.

No link because I'm shiftless and lazy.


I searched finger, machine, and Iran and did not find anything...
1/28/2013 7:10:19 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Dupity dupe.

No link because I'm shiftless and lazy.


I searched finger, machine, and Iran and did not find anything...


http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1430326_Iran_unveils_machine_for_amputating_thieves__fingers.html&light=fingers
1/28/2013 7:19:45 AM EDT
[#10]
They should get together with South Africa where they have those razor vaginal inserts to defend against rape.

At least it would be somewhat better than a machine.

1/28/2013 7:37:00 AM EDT
[#11]
This is a PR ploy.

They don't want the West to think they're backward and uncivilized.  They want us to know they're perfectly capable of developing high-tech equipment all by their lonesomes.
1/28/2013 7:52:02 AM EDT
[#12]
What......no video?
1/28/2013 7:54:11 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Dupity dupe.

No link because I'm shiftless and lazy.


I'm shiftless too!
1/28/2013 7:56:12 AM EDT
[#14]
Love the Reference.  
1/28/2013 8:03:45 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Is that just a hold down clamp like you'd use on a welding table?


 


yeah, looks like a DeStaco clamp.

pretty shitty looking contraption
1/28/2013 8:05:10 AM EDT
[#16]
Doubles as a rape deterrent as well. Clever!