Posted: 1/22/2013 6:05:15 AM EDT
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Nature has a natural instinct (redundancy at its finest), when your body doesn't fucking like something it finds a way to fix it.
Now, to get to the point, It is fucking cold out. I would question your mental strength for not preparing for it. If you hate the fucking cold, move to Mexico. While you are at it, take some douchebag liberals with you. They will be happy because of the strict gun laws there, and you will be happy because you can get any goddamn firearm you want. As I drink my coffee and venture outside on this chilly day, I have on flannel lined jeans, a winter coat, hat, gloves, a spare fucking sweatshirt, and a damn lighter in my pocket. I don't smoke. Yeah, I had a little crystallization on my mustache, but it reminded me I am a man. So, while I bitch about you bitching about the cold, remember it is your fucking choice to be where you are. If you are under 21 I will give you a break. If you are really old, I hope you don't break, and if you are offended by my thread. I don't give a shit. Have a nice rest of your day. |
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that, sir, was pure poetry.
ETA: i mean, i'm pretty new here so i don't have much to compare it to, but it wasn't too long, but long enough to get the full point across. tactical line breaks, just enought profanity, but not profanity for the sake of profanity. fucking brilliant. |
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that, sir, was pure poetry. ETA: i mean, i'm pretty new here so i don't have much to compare it to, but it wasn't too long, but long enough to get the full point across. tactical line breaks, just enought profanity, but not profanity for the sake of profanity. fucking brilliant. Thanks. Tactical line breaks? 
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