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1/21/2013 8:34:04 PM EDT
The hips don't lie

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2265277/Mikel-Ruffinelli-420lb-mother-worlds-widest-hips-measuring-staggering-8ft-circumference.html?ICO=most_read_module
1/21/2013 8:34:46 PM EDT
[#1]
1/21/2013 8:34:47 PM EDT
[#2]
1/21/2013 8:35:47 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
http://cdn.techipedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/ban_him_sm1.jpg


x infinity + 87
1/21/2013 8:36:39 PM EDT
[#4]
This thread does not deliver!

Ban hammer!
1/21/2013 8:37:16 PM EDT
[#5]
A ban, you deserve it.
1/21/2013 8:38:02 PM EDT
[#6]
Round elbows
Way above my standards.
1/21/2013 8:38:10 PM EDT
[#7]
Ban OP

but........





someone here would hit it
1/21/2013 8:38:56 PM EDT
[#8]
Why did I click on that???
1/21/2013 8:39:30 PM EDT
[#9]
That is a strong chair
1/21/2013 8:40:54 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
http://cdn.techipedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/ban_him_sm1.jpg
1/21/2013 8:41:11 PM EDT
[#11]
In before someone says they've done worse
1/21/2013 8:43:37 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:


first thing I wanted to do
1/21/2013 8:43:44 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
In before someone says they've done worse


I have
1/21/2013 8:44:23 PM EDT
[#14]
Hourglass yes, potato masher hell no
1/21/2013 8:45:13 PM EDT
[#15]
"She sees no reason to diet"  
1/21/2013 8:45:36 PM EDT
[#16]
1/21/2013 8:46:20 PM EDT
[#17]
We should have sided with the Germans against England.............
1/21/2013 8:46:38 PM EDT
[#18]
I'm gonna regret it, but I am going to click the link out of morbid curiosity. BRB

Ok now I have seen everything, I'm off to dig my eyes out with a fork.
1/21/2013 8:46:55 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
http://cdn.techipedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/ban_him_sm1.jpg


I Lol'ed and wholeheartedly agree!
1/21/2013 8:47:23 PM EDT
[#20]



Quoted:


I'm gonna regret it, but I am going to click the link out of morbid curiosity. BRB


Regret it yet?



 
1/21/2013 8:48:19 PM EDT
[#21]
Expected bootyliciousness not delivered, based on careful analysis of the posted link.

OP should thank the gods of his people that I am not site staff.
1/21/2013 8:48:55 PM EDT
[#22]
Saw '8 ft circumference' and thought...nope, not clicking it.
1/21/2013 8:50:48 PM EDT
[#23]
I had to click, I just had to!!!  That picture in the chair is hilarious!
1/21/2013 8:51:55 PM EDT
[#24]
1/21/2013 8:52:15 PM EDT
[#25]
In before the vomit
1/21/2013 8:53:43 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:


I go with this reaction

1/21/2013 8:53:53 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
http://cdn.techipedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/ban_him_sm1.jpg


This
1/21/2013 8:54:43 PM EDT
[#28]

I love my shape and I see no reason to diet


Your "shape" is akin to a Macy's Parade balloon that's losing air in a section.

...and you can't see a reason to diet because you're eight fucking feet wide and it must be caught in the gravitational field of your fat ass.

And, yes, some men like an hourglass figure. Like on Marylin Monroe or Raquel Welch. When you're carrying around enough fat in your gunt that docs could cut off a huge slab that weighs more than Ms. Monroe did in total, that's not an hourglass shape...that's just fucking gross.

When you sit on a chair and 200 pounds of you is on the seat with 100 pounds of fat hanging off either side, that's not "curvy". That's just fat.

You're fat. When you can't walk through a goddamn door like a normal human being, you're fat. You aren't JLo or Beyonce. Yes, they have a bigger booty than average...but I just saw a magazine cover with Beyonce on it wearing a little t-shirt and a pair of panties, and you know what she didn't have? Eight foot wide hips.

Fuck. What is the world coming to?
1/21/2013 8:56:08 PM EDT
[#29]
I would hit.  
1/21/2013 9:00:14 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Expected bootyliciousness not delivered, based on careful analysis of the posted link.

OP should thank the gods of his people that I am not site staff.



I sleep soundly knowing that whale resides in America and not here
1/21/2013 9:01:17 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
I would hit.  


You certainly couldn't miss.
1/21/2013 9:02:34 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I would hit.  


You certainly couldn't miss.


Ponder for a second the physics of "hitting" a woman with an 8 foot ass....

...and I dare say that the odds of actually hitting "it" are pretty damn slim. You could hit something.
1/21/2013 9:02:50 PM EDT
[#33]
It goes to show food stamps pay well.
1/21/2013 9:04:09 PM EDT
[#34]
Ban this fucker
1/21/2013 9:05:24 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I would hit.  


You certainly couldn't miss.


Ponder for a second the physics of "hitting" a woman with an 8 foot ass....

...and I dare say that the odds of actually hitting "it" are pretty damn slim. You could hit something.

Hit = impact
1/21/2013 9:06:30 PM EDT
[#36]
1/21/2013 9:09:14 PM EDT
[#37]

I'd be all over that like King Kong on the Empire State Building.
 
1/21/2013 9:10:48 PM EDT
[#38]
Disgusting
1/21/2013 9:16:37 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
I'd be all over that like King Kong on the Empire State Building.  






In my younger years I've hit some big girls.  Its better than choking it.  
1/21/2013 9:18:57 PM EDT
[#40]
1/21/2013 9:19:51 PM EDT
[#41]
Why in the name of fuck would someone make clothes to fit that? She needs a fucking moo moo! Cover that shit up!
1/21/2013 9:24:18 PM EDT
[#42]
. Not what I expected
1/21/2013 9:25:48 PM EDT
[#43]
DAT ASS
1/21/2013 9:26:57 PM EDT
[#44]
Did she eat a hippity hop?
1/21/2013 9:27:53 PM EDT
[#45]
Aww hells yeah!
1/21/2013 9:37:43 PM EDT
[#46]
Junk in the... saddle bags?
1/21/2013 9:43:21 PM EDT
[#47]
Always a new hole...or something to hit....damnnnn
1/21/2013 9:48:04 PM EDT
[#48]
Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere

Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere

Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere


Rockin' everywhere


Rockin' everywhere





 
1/21/2013 9:53:22 PM EDT
[#49]
I just barfed
1/21/2013 10:23:14 PM EDT
[#50]
After watching the vid of the wookie stuffing her face. I can only hope she looks like that one day. And after outting Oprah for being fat. What comes around goes around...
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