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Link Posted: 1/21/2013 10:27:17 PM EDT
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I would hit.  


You certainly couldn't miss.


Ponder for a second the physics of "hitting" a woman with an 8 foot ass....

...and I dare say that the odds of actually hitting "it" are pretty damn slim. You could hit something.

Hit = impact


Pulling her a legs apart would look like this

Link Posted: 1/21/2013 10:27:38 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/21/2013 10:31:11 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/21/2013 10:31:55 PM EDT
[#4]



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I would hit.  




You certainly couldn't miss.




Ponder for a second the physics of "hitting" a woman with an 8 foot ass....



...and I dare say that the odds of actually hitting "it" are pretty damn slim. You could hit something.


Hit = impact





Pulling her a legs apart would look like this

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa176/oldshool63/IMG_7765b.jpg







 
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 10:35:55 PM EDT
[#5]
All I can say is....


Do you know just how much tequila it's gunna take to get that image out of my head????
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 10:58:19 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/21/2013 11:09:02 PM EDT
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this, not even clicking that shit, fucking ignorant fat fuckers

 
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 11:09:07 PM EDT
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She doesn't have abnormally large hips, she just had a lot of fat covering them.





I doubt the husband can even get into her snatch.



Also she eats like a blues brother, not the one who eats the toast
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 11:35:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/21/2013 11:39:33 PM EDT
[#10]
So I read this thread and still couldn't stop myself from clicking the link. Sigh.

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Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:31:46 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:48:11 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
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I would hit.  


You certainly couldn't miss.


Ponder for a second the physics of "hitting" a woman with an 8 foot ass....

...and I dare say that the odds of actually hitting "it" are pretty damn slim. You could hit something.

Hit = impact


Pulling her a legs apart would look like this
http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa176/oldshool63/IMG_7765b.jpg


Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:55:40 AM EDT
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http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a32/magurgle/Grimace-McDonalds-2log.jpg





She doesn't have abnormally large hips, she just had a lot of fat covering them.





I doubt the husband can even get into her snatch.



Also she eats like a blues brother, not the one who eats the toast




5 Shrimp cocktails?










 
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 1:11:11 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/22/2013 1:15:01 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/22/2013 1:17:29 AM EDT
[#16]
Thats not a booty, this is a booty.





Link Posted: 1/22/2013 1:23:31 AM EDT
[#17]
"a trait she says that runs in her family"  That trait is because no one runs in the family.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 1:27:53 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/22/2013 1:29:11 AM EDT
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I had a Cub Scout leader when I was growing up shaped EXACTLY like her.  It's got to be more than diet... some disease or genetic defect?
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 1:37:01 AM EDT
[#20]
EEEEEWWWWWW
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 1:39:07 AM EDT
[#21]
The First Lady looks like she lost a few pounds.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 2:53:37 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/22/2013 2:55:27 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/22/2013 3:11:31 AM EDT
[#24]
"Wild Turkey" and moonshine has made me do lots of horrible things in my past, Lucky she wasnt  one of them, close but not her. I dont drink Wild Turkey or moonshine anymore!
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 3:25:19 AM EDT
[#25]
Good Lord.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 3:32:29 AM EDT
[#26]
If any chihuahuas in the neighborhood go missing I know the first house they should check.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 3:32:54 AM EDT
[#27]
Good Lord.



I used to have a Ducati 996S.  



I am pretty sure that bike weighed about 420 lbs.



I am gonna go throw up.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 4:13:03 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/22/2013 4:20:44 AM EDT
[#29]
DAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

Link Posted: 1/22/2013 4:45:37 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/22/2013 4:52:58 AM EDT
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Why didn't you two leave it in the link?


They sort of look like a huge pair of testicles hanging off of that chair.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 5:18:47 AM EDT
[#32]
Those poor ankles!
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 5:20:36 AM EDT
[#33]
I feel that death is the only release from the horror those images have bestowed on me.  brb, hanging myself from the ceiling with leftover cat5e cable.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 5:57:45 AM EDT
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I would hit.  


You certainly couldn't miss.


Gonna take one 'big ass' bag of flour.  (Big ass, it's a technical term)

TXL

Link Posted: 1/22/2013 9:57:28 AM EDT
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http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a32/magurgle/Grimace-McDonalds-2log.jpg
She doesn't have abnormally large hips, she just had a lot of fat covering them.
I doubt the husband can even get into her snatch.





Also she eats like a blues brother, not the one who eats the toast






5 Shrimp cocktails?









http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poBGgBKpqQw


 






I know





This is for you





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLUiK2lbN2s
Oh I know



It was for the benefit of our less cultured members
 
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 10:01:33 AM EDT
[#36]
OH. MY.GAWD.
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