[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Bumper Sticker Wish List (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 9/3/2002 6:37:58 PM EDT
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OK, hopefully we can get a lot of suggestions here. Post a bumper sticker you would like to see on a car. Here are a few of mine... [b][size=3]You voted for FDR? I hope you die SOON [/size=3][/b] [b][size=3]My taxes paid for your CRACK[/size=3][/b] [b][size=3]Vote for NOBODY, Hang them ALL[/size=3][/b] |
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Quoted: [b]Fuck Tibet[/b] Just replace the [b]Free[/b] part with [b]Fuck[/b] I actually have nothing against Tibet but I have to see at least a hundred of these damn stickers a day. Alex I've said that almost every time I see that sticker...but, for the last few years I've been thinking we 'gunny's' ought to make one that says: [b]ARM Tibet!!![/b] |
| the fuck tibet reminds me of the stickers on cars around here. they say "eraceism" a play on erase racism. i allways thought it would be funny to cut off the "E" with an exacto knife. not that im trying to advocate racism, its just ironic, somone that cares about it that much to hav ea racism sticker. |
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Quoted: Quoted: [b]Fuck Tibet[/b] Just replace the [b]Free[/b] part with [b]Fuck[/b] I actually have nothing against Tibet but I have to see at least a hundred of these damn stickers a day. Alex I've said that almost every time I see that sticker...but, for the last few years I've been thinking we 'gunny's' ought to make one that says: [b]ARM Tibet!!![/b] I love it. That would piss off Liberals to no end. Now I need one to drive through Berkeley with. |
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Okay, after seeing the millionth "rainbow" sticker on the back of a car today, a strange idea popped into my head. Those rainbow stickers, popular with [B]homosexuals[/B], showing their pride, diversity, acceptance, etc come in all shapes: rainbows, triangles, lightening bolts, state-outlines, etc. Anyway, I'm sure I'll get flamed (so-to-speak), but I thought it would be funny to see a rainbow swastika. To paraphrase the oracle, that would cook a few noodles. |
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Quoted: Okay, after seeing the millionth "rainbow" sticker on the back of a car today, a strange idea popped into my head. Those rainbow stickers, popular with [B]homosexuals[/B], showing their pride, diversity, acceptance, etc come in all shapes: rainbows, triangles, lightening bolts, state-outlines, etc. My brother bought some sort of rainbow sticker and slapped it on the back of his buddy's car. A week later, they were hanging out and the buddy starts saying "You know, all of a sudden, all these guys are honking and waving at me at stoplights. I can't figure out why." [sex] |
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Quoted: Okay, after seeing the millionth "rainbow" sticker on the back of a car today, a strange idea popped into my head. Those rainbow stickers, popular with [B]homosexuals[/B], showing their pride, diversity, acceptance, etc come in all shapes: rainbows, triangles, lightening bolts, state-outlines, etc. Anyway, I'm sure I'll get flamed (so-to-speak), but I thought it would be funny to see a rainbow swastika. To paraphrase the oracle, that would cook a few noodles. I think you're on to something there...If I had the balls, I would do it. |
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We put on TopCrest's brand new truck: "Masturbation is not a Crime" We put on the Suburban: "The Internet Makes You Stupid" [url]www.somethingawful.com[/url] (funny because the web site address is on it as well) I had on my 4-Runner: "Save The Planet, Kill Yourself" and "Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people them my gun" |
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Arm Tibet Tolerance isn't question diversity whatever happened to the melting pot? Ask me about my assault weapons American Warrior on board Bumper sticker people suck Democrats: you only get one choice Republicans: for all your other choices. working minds are like engines they use filters to keep the crap out My politics don't fit here visualize patriotism Buddha was kidding Only the defeated ask for peace Peace wants a chance War gives it one Your screwed up justice isn't my screwed up vengeance If my morality is so bad why do you need a scapegoat? Random anything is stupid These are some counterpoints to some of the crap I see around. I actually saw one the other day that said "question technology". Yeah bud, I don't see you whipping an oxcart around. |
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Here's a couple I came up with a while back. (Never been printed though) [img]thumbtrap.hopto.org/linkstore/visualize.jpg[/img] [img]thumbtrap.hopto.org/linkstore/duty.jpg[/img] I'm not real happy with the Duty one yet. I do like the "crop circle" kinda artwork. It was inspired by seeing Soccer Ball emblems and New Age symbols on cars everywhere. (If you can't tell, it's the business end of an uncircumcised M-14) |
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My favorite one is a little round sticker with a picture of a wood screw in a red circle. They are used to paste over the "heart" portion of a "I (heart) my (whatever)". Change: "I (heart) MY GREAT DANE" To: "I (screw) MY GREAT DANE" Good for hours of cheap entertainment at the mall parking lot. |
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"This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration. Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow out lead into the future!" - Adolf Hitler, 1935 Is there life after death? Mess with this truck AND FIND OUT HANG UP And Drive DON'T BOTHER ME I'm Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies! |
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"Are you in a Phone Booth? No? Than hang the fuck up and drive!" "Vegetarian: Old Indian word for a lousy hunter" (also seen as "lousy shot" and "lousy warrior") "My ancestors didn't claw their way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables" "Bunnies are real cute; they taste good too" "So many cats, so few receipts" (Disclaimer, love cats, have two, but it pisses off the bunny huggers) "Greenpeace: Neither Green, Nor Peaceful" "Slander, Libel, and Lies: All in the day of any good Democrat" "No guns, No peace; Know guns, Know peace" "My guns haven't killed anybody, so shut the fuck up and find another cause" Followed by: "Keep talking jackass, my guns are about to kill somebody" |
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(These are ones I'm considering having printed, mostly.) The LEFT hates your RIGHTS. GUN RIGHTS PROTECT ALL OTHER RIGHTS. BAN GUNS. MAKE THE BURGLAR FEEL SAFER BREAKING INTO YOUR HOUSE. DRIVER HAS A SHORT FUSE AND AN AK-47. (ok, maybe not THAT one.) I'M YOUR DAUGHTER'S NEW BOYFRIEND. SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS AND I'LL LET YOU PASS ME. HONK IF YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GRENADE TOSSED AT YOU FROM A MOVING CAR. QUIT HONKING OR I'LL VIOLATE MY PAROLE. WWJD? HE wouldn't put a stupid bumper sticker on his car asking that question, that's what! WWJD: WE WANT JACK DANIELS! WWJD? HE'D BUY A GUN, OF COURSE! KEEP HONKING. I'M HAVING A FLASHBACK. YOU LOOK JUST LIKE THAT GOOK I SHOT BACK IN '68. A LIBERAL IS A CONSERVATIVE WHO HASN'T BEEN MUGGED YET. RELY ON PEOPLE, NOT LAWS. LAWS CAN'T PROTECT YOU. BUT YOU CAN IF YOU'RE ARMED. CJ |