See all this spooky shit right here. This is what we gotta get out of the hands of our citizenry so we can continue our push to take away all their rights.
Posted: 1/15/2013 7:46:24 PM EDT
[#1]
Can anyone tell me where the shoulder thing that goes up is located?
Posted: 1/15/2013 7:46:51 PM EDT
[#2]
That one with the egg holder is the deadliest.
Posted: 1/15/2013 7:48:09 PM EDT
[#3]
Piss on those fucking liberal pieces of shit.
Posted: 1/15/2013 7:48:52 PM EDT
[#4]
Don't touch THAT one!!! It's evil.
Posted: 1/15/2013 7:48:56 PM EDT
[#5]
people own these? Legally? And we don't know who they are? Well shit, why are we antagonizing them again?
Posted: 1/15/2013 7:49:54 PM EDT
[#6]
Posted: 1/15/2013 7:50:48 PM EDT
[#7]
Damn it beaten
Posted: 1/15/2013 7:51:24 PM EDT
[#8]
"...and THAT'S an AK47, and THAT's an AK47, and THAT'S an AK47..."
Posted: 1/15/2013 7:52:11 PM EDT
[#9]
Pack of assholes looking at guns.
Posted: 1/15/2013 7:52:40 PM EDT
[#10]
AK47 VS M16?
Posted: 1/15/2013 7:53:23 PM EDT
[#11]
The conversation at the table:
That's an AK47, No No, that's an AR15 with the high capacity bullet magazine clips.
So, that's a Glock? No, that's an assault weapon, see the thing that goes up.
What's the big black one? I have no idea.
Posted: 1/15/2013 7:53:31 PM EDT
[#12]
"DIBS!"
Posted: 1/15/2013 7:54:31 PM EDT
[#13]
So these were actually found on the bottom of Lake Michigan near a sunken boat?
Posted: 1/15/2013 7:56:47 PM EDT
[#14]
"Yes, but which end do you sit on?"
Posted: 1/15/2013 7:57:18 PM EDT
[#15]
"Now the High Point's going for $750 right now. I have a Tapcoed SKS I can let go for $1350. But the real deal is this Hesse with 20k rounds down the pipe. It's only $2500."
Posted: 1/15/2013 7:57:39 PM EDT
[#16]
Posted: 1/15/2013 8:02:48 PM EDT
[#17]
badger, badger, badger...
Posted: 1/15/2013 8:03:16 PM EDT
[#18]
What, none of those evil guns went off on their own and killed everyone in the room?
Oh, that's right, guns aren't the problem...
Posted: 1/15/2013 8:04:54 PM EDT
[#19]
We got this stuff from the ATF at a discount, apparently they meant to send it to Mexico for something but then that got all fouled up somehow.
Posted: 1/15/2013 8:05:43 PM EDT
[#20]
"OK, OK, you got me! I'll throw in the handgun if you take two of the rifles."
Posted: 1/15/2013 8:09:13 PM EDT
[#21]
"These 12 assault rifles here have a street value of 1.3 million dollars and can shoot down airplanes"
Posted: 1/15/2013 8:11:57 PM EDT
[#22]
Once you go black you never go back.
Posted: 1/15/2013 8:12:11 PM EDT
[#23]
We need to send these to Mexico
Posted: 1/15/2013 8:14:17 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted: "...and THAT'S an AK47, and THAT's an AK47, and THAT'S an AK47..."
Oh shit! ...
Posted: 1/15/2013 8:15:57 PM EDT
[#25]
Rock, paper, scissors, pen to sign EO
Posted: 1/15/2013 8:16:18 PM EDT
[#26]
...you put your left hand in, and you shake it all about...
I bet Rahm dances a MEAN hokey pokey.
Posted: 1/15/2013 8:23:23 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Can anyone tell me where the shoulder thing that goes up is located?
It's right next to the knob polisher that goes down.
Posted: 1/15/2013 8:37:13 PM EDT
[#28]
And over here, a rather special acquisition, a phased plasma rifle in the very hard to obtain 87 kilowatt range.
Posted: 1/15/2013 8:37:51 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted: "...and THAT'S an AK47, and THAT's an AK47, and THAT'S an AK47..."
Posted: 1/15/2013 8:44:46 PM EDT
[#30]
"Im the only one professional enough to...."
Posted: 1/15/2013 9:20:13 PM EDT
[#31]
"So you have to be a Big Dick Daddy to handle one of these?".
"Yes, anything on this table are for those with big dicks."
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