6'5" 400 lb woman falls into hole, her fatness saved her CAUTION very graphic picture

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - 6'5" 400 lb woman falls into hole, her fatness saved her CAUTION very graphic picture (Page 1 of 2)

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:08:24 AM EDT

Story in the NY Putz

Look at the size of thehole and the cop looking like he wants to hold his nose

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:09:16 AM EDT

[#1]

NEED EYE BLEACH NOW!!

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:09:17 AM EDT

[#2]

In before someone says they'd hit it.

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:10:01 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
In before someone says they'd hit it.

Only with a baseball bat

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:10:25 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
In before someone says they'd hit it.

I don't think you have to worry about that.

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:10:39 AM EDT

[#5]

Reminds me of the "Fat Homer" episode of the Simpsons.

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:10:52 AM EDT

[#6]

Thanks for the warning.

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:10:55 AM EDT

[#7]

I've had worse..............

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:10:56 AM EDT

[#8]

That's a huuuuuuuge bitch!

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:11:17 AM EDT

[#9]

its a shame,she has a pretty fac....oh shit nevermind i cant get through the sentence..

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:11:18 AM EDT

[#10]

Thats gotta be 950 at least

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:11:21 AM EDT

[#11]

WTF is that thing?

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:11:43 AM EDT

[#12]

Murricah!

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:12:44 AM EDT

[#13]

Dupe, but I can't find the other thread.

Anyway, here's a pic of the rescue effort I found and posted in the other one.

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:12:56 AM EDT

[#14]

Is she carrying a catheter bag?

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:13:21 AM EDT

[#15]

How did she fit down the hole?

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:13:27 AM EDT

[#16]

"The woman was enormous. She had to be more than 300 pounds,” said Daniel Crumity, 44, of Queens"

I'd say three fitty.

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:13:54 AM EDT

[#17]

I am dissapoint. Thought there would be funny pic of her stuck in hole.

Also: Man the harpoons!

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:14:04 AM EDT

[#18]

Why did I look, why did I look?!?!

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:14:23 AM EDT

[#19]

I wonder if she listed her own ass as a dependent when filling out her WIC paperwork.

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:14:38 AM EDT

[#20]

Sign on adjacent window says "Atomic Wings"

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:14:38 AM EDT

[#21]

She has to go to the zoo to get an MRI

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:15:13 AM EDT

[#22]

holy shit. That's all I got.

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:15:56 AM EDT

[#23]

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:16:01 AM EDT

[#24]

I would make the argument that if she was lighter, she would not have broken through a sidewalk made of steel.

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:16:06 AM EDT

[#25]

In before, “Local woman receives large sum of money after settling suit against cities poorly constructed side walks”

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:17:10 AM EDT

[#26]

Our tax dollars hard at work.

That LEO looks like he is covering his mouth while speaking into a cell phone. Good situational awareness with the cameras around.

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:18:28 AM EDT

[#27]

I am honestly surprised that its upright and mobile using just a cane. Normally that big its using a hoveround, granted they dont make CAT D-9 hoverounds.

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:18:30 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:

In before someone says they'd hit it.

I don't think you have to worry about that.

There are plenty of USMC lads around here. Them boys are crazy.

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:20:42 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Our tax dollars hard at work.

That LEO looks like he is covering his mouth while speaking into a cell phone. Good situational awareness with the cameras around.

Sarge, yeah you know that call I am on? Well, you have got to get down here, other wise you will not believe my report.

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:25:12 AM EDT

[#30]

all i know is... SOMEONE GETTIN PAID YO!!!

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:26:56 AM EDT

[#31]

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:28:24 AM EDT

[#32]

Mc Rib is back bitches.

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:28:36 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
In before someone says they'd hit it.

Only with a baseball bat

You'd lose your arm if you tried that.

Actually, you'd be lucky if you weren't sucked in and digested with the bat.

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:31:27 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
She has to go to the zoo to get an MRI

Zoo my ass. She went to Sea World. They used Shamu's harness to get her positioned, and then used Moby Dick's lens!

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:33:19 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
In before someone says they'd hit it.

DAMN

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:34:31 AM EDT

[#36]

Was hoping for this

Quoted:
I am dissapoint. Thought there would be funny pic of her stuck in hole.

Did not expect this

Quoted:
I've had worse..............

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:35:06 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
In before someone says they'd hit it.

I will be the first to admit that my pecker is not long enough to reach the sexy bits.

I have a feeling you would need at least a 20" wang to just put the tip in.

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:37:40 AM EDT

[#38]

Probably couldn't see the hole from her POV.

Always was nervous walking around Manhattan sidewalks with all those trap doors going into each building.

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:37:44 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
How did she fit down the hole?

She could fall in the Grand Canyon and get stuck.

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:38:03 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:

Quoted:

In before someone says they'd hit it.

I don't think you have to worry about that.

On GD? Don't be so sure.

First off, someone will surely say it as a prank. And second, don't underestimate the weird fetishes of some here....

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:38:17 AM EDT

[#41]

Isn't that the same one who claimed that the cable repairman groped her and put her hand on his pecker?

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:39:42 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

Probably couldn't see the hole from her POV.

Always was nervous walking around Manhattan sidewalks with all those trap doors going into each building.

That may actually be true.

You ever get down on your hands and knees to see what your house looks like to your dog? Shit's way different

Speed

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:40:03 AM EDT

[#43]

400-POUND WOMAN SAYS HER SIZE SAVED HER LIFE

No lady... Your size is what got you BREAKING THE GROUND to begin with.

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:40:42 AM EDT

[#44]

I thought she fell into an already existing hole.

She actually made a hole in the concrete sidewalk with her bulk.

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:41:50 AM EDT

[#45]

It saved her? Perhaps the ground wouldn't have broken out from under her if she weighed less...

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:42:07 AM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
I would make the argument that if she was lighter, she would not have broken through a sidewalk made of steel.

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:42:09 AM EDT

[#47]

FDNY Fire Chief Thomas Jemmott said the woman had to be pulled up in "high-angle rescue unit”resembling a crane with cargo netting.

Jesus

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:42:45 AM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:

Is she carrying a catheter bag?

Water ballast. Keeps her from heeling over on beam reaches

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:43:06 AM EDT

[#49]

She clairvoyant and planned ahead accordingly.

Posted: 1/14/2013 8:44:18 AM EDT

[#50]

I'm a fat boy and even I laughed at this shit. LOLOL

Those that say they would hit it though Might I suggest White Lilly.

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