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I, like most, picked the militia option. I don't think I'll hesitate when the time comes. Domestic enemies of my nation are the same as Al Quaeda.

Fuck 'em. We're the ones with the guns.

Open carry. Valhalla awaits me.

You believe in having NFA items regulated, as in sensible gun control?  If your going to repeal gun control laws repeal them all.  Machine guns and grenades are as much a part of our second amendment rights as bolt action 'hunting' rifles.

Second, no immigration, we are a country of immigrants.  Every white person in America has ancestors who came from somewhere else.

Third, an M-16 in every house is not a good idea. As much as we like guns we should not force them on those that would rather not own them.  The second amendment does not dictate that all American should own firearms.

Bill C. [smoke]

Who do you think you are ? Your definitely not me. Get lost you wannabe.

I can prove who I am. I have the crooked penis, just ask Monica.

Well, I can prove who I am, it's printed on all these restraining orders.  Besides you can't be me, my legal defense fund can't afford two of me.

Bill C. [smoke]

Not if they don't find the body.

A friend will help you move.

A true friend will help you move a body[:D]

Ok, your fired. I gave you a job for a while when I was in office to be my double, but that was just my cover so I could slip out the back door and hide from the bitch. You served your purpose then, but its over now. So unless your gonna go get some operation to have your Johnson bent, I suggest you step back . I have plenty of women that seem to want to come forward and tell all that my Johnson is a bit deformed. So that's the proof of who the real Bill Clinton is. Plus! I here to admit that Chelsea is not my real daughter. Its the love child of Mrs. Bitch Hillary and the now dead Webster Hubbell.

How did you know that?!  If you were really me then you'd know how I secretly like to giggle whenever someone mentions Waco, or how I go limp if I hear the name Ken Star.  I am the real me, to prove it I am bitting my lower lip right now.

BIll C. [smoke]

That proves it right there. The real Bill Clinton never goes limp. My Johnson is crooked so it can't. Beat it hired hand. Go join up with all the other impersonators and start a circus with the Elvis impersonators. I could maybe get you a job with Saturday Night Live.

Hey that's not nice, you may not be the real Bill Clinton, but brother all of us Bill Clinton's have to stick together.  If you want to be me, I could give you a few of these legal bills I have piling up around here.  Also you could spend some time down here in Harlem, so I could get away for awhile (I have to they steal anything that isn't nailed down).  

Bill C. [smoke]

There you go again, proving that you are a fraud. I went to Yale and know how to use punctuations and commas in my sentences, And I was a member of the Skull and Bones fraternity. What else are you going to tell us that you know nothing about ?

i donno about HPD.  they just arrested 278 people 2 weeks ago for "tresspassing"  they even arrested people shopping.  considering Houston is a mostly democratic city, and mayor brown and chief bradford run things, i wouldnt advise calling them.

Now you just being ugly.  I admit you've studied me well, but I assure you I am me.  I can prove it, if I was fighting this war on terror it would already be over.  I would use only missles to knock out training camps and call it a day.  I can't believe that your really me.  You mention your penis in public, something I have never done, this includes while I was visitning Canada during Vietnam.

Bill C. [smoke]

Hell boy! It does wonders with all the women I've have had. They really seem to enjoy it. I am really quite proud of that fact. As you would be to if you had any real clue to the true benefits of it.

My point is that I am a shrewd politician and never saw political benefit in bragging about my penis.  In fact I could only forsee political down fall, which I avoided skillfully.  You are playfull about such subjects that could be your undoing, as I never was.

Bill C. [smoke]

no you grab a knife and cut his dick off. problem solved. no gun was needed ;)

You only assume this because you are an outsider. My true inner circle knows I brag about this. Everyone around me really is laughing when they say I am a crooked politician.

No one laughs at me about being a crooked politician, I am a crooked politician.  I sold my pardons.

Bill C. [smoke]

You didn't get it! They are laughing because of the crooked Johnson I have.
Gotcha!

I got it, it's just no one laughs at me for fear of what I might do to them politically.  Remember Newt?

Bill C. [smoke]

IT WILL HAPPEN ONE DAY!

Think about this;
It is 2050 all semi autos, centerfire, and magnum rounds are GONE. We (here now) are all old as dirt and need help to shit.
A few portable NUKES get blown up in DC, NY, LA, SF, TX, and MN.
The local government (sheriffs, police, NG) are all gone due to lack of funds and supplies. You are looking at you children's children starve and dehydrate.
Then a local Gang (ARMY)come down the street and take anything they want. Including you female children.
But they have one surprise. Old gramps had a stash of a few hundred round and few small arms.
Gramps comes out like Rambo and says fuck it all I cant even shit without help. He takes a few of them out but gets knocked down quick because the Gang has all of the firepower. They have stolen grenades, explosive rounds, and whatever else WE (law abiding citizens) don't have.
I know most of you reading this belive this can happen here in our little imaginary world. Remember the cold war? Remember the Cuban missile crisis'? Remember last Sept.?
When it hits the fan it hits the fan and nobody ever sees it coming! I myself will have as much as I can afford stocked up and put away for family members to come. Only a select few will know the location of my stash and I hope they will be trustworthy.
I am not paranoid!! I am a realist!!!
"FEAR A GOVERNMENT THAT FEARS YOUR GUN"!!!!!!

who says it relates to you? who wants to be a arrogant an insufferable scum of a humanbeing that billy clinton is?

Your argument loses it's valitity when you have to resort to name calling.  Also I prefer to called President Clinton.  Thank you and good day.

Bill C. [smoke]