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1/2/2013 6:59:29 PM EDT
Today's my birthday, no big deal really. My son is asleep, my wife is just about there and my 2 week old daughter is passed out on my chest.

Problem being I have a nice stout drink mixed up and it's watering itself down and I can't move cause I don't want to wake up baby girl. Didn't have the fore sight for a bendy straw and I don't wanna waste my drink.

If I can convince the wife to put it in the freezer, it should be legit huh? Never had the issue of not finishing a drink. I know though if I put it in the fridge the ice will melt, watering it down. The freezer should keep it right cause the copious amount of bourbon won't let it freeze right?

1/2/2013 7:00:24 PM EDT
[#1]
You've had enough.
1/2/2013 7:01:23 PM EDT
[#2]
Happy birthday!
1/2/2013 7:05:42 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
Happy birthday!


Thank you. I wish I had enough.
1/2/2013 7:08:08 PM EDT
[#4]

 
1/2/2013 7:08:47 PM EDT
[#5]
Let the wife, who's pic isn't showing, drink it.
1/2/2013 7:09:02 PM EDT
[#6]
1/2/2013 7:09:49 PM EDT
[#7]
Happy birthday!!!  


Does it help to know that I am sipping a delicious drink?  
1/2/2013 7:11:46 PM EDT
[#8]
Baby girl asleep on your chest is worth all the gold in the world, much less a drink. And I like to drink.
1/2/2013 7:13:17 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Let the wife, who's pic isn't showing, drink it.


I don't know how to do all that fancy computer shit. I'm able to quote y'all cause of the little quote button. Where's the insert pic here button at?

But seriously, I use the internet for arfcom and porn, but not necessarily in that order!
1/2/2013 7:13:26 PM EDT
[#10]
1/2/2013 7:13:56 PM EDT
[#11]
You can type, but not drink?  HB BTW.

Wes
1/2/2013 7:14:46 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Baby girl asleep on your chest is worth all the gold in the world, much less a drink. And I like to drink.


BIG +1

1/2/2013 7:15:46 PM EDT
[#13]
1/2/2013 7:16:01 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Baby girl asleep on your chest is worth all the gold in the world, much less a drink. And I like to drink.


This...
1/2/2013 7:19:37 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Baby girl asleep on your chest is worth all the gold in the world, much less a drink. And I like to drink.


Using my first post to say "THIS !!!!"

1/2/2013 7:23:39 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Baby girl asleep on your chest is worth all the gold in the world, much less a drink. And I like to drink.


Using my first post to say "THIS !!!!"



Nice, and I agree. And how do I add a damn picture from my iphone on here?
I looked, but I really am a dumbass with computers.
1/3/2013 6:41:05 AM EDT
[#17]
You could have finished your drink between sentences in your post....   I mean, if you got time to post, you got time to drink.
1/3/2013 7:32:58 AM EDT
[#18]
1/3/2013 7:34:22 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Baby girl asleep on your chest is worth all the gold in the world, much less a drink. And I like to drink.


Yep.

Happy (belated) birthday!
1/3/2013 7:36:54 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Baby girl asleep on your chest is worth all the gold in the world, much less a drink. And I like to drink.


Using my first post to say "THIS !!!!"



Good choice
1/3/2013 7:38:02 AM EDT
[#21]
Happy birthday, and it sounds like you live in heaven.
1/3/2013 7:40:24 AM EDT
[#22]
Listen to your baby girl breathe.  More relaxing and satisfying than any drink.  

Oh and
1/3/2013 7:48:00 AM EDT
[#23]
FPNI

Someone should study this phenomenon

Quoted:
You've had enough.