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Posted: 12/24/2012 4:43:05 PM EDT
Got off night shifts this morning and had a breakfast at Shari's.
After breakfast I picked up a six pack of Kokanee glacier fresh beer and a can of Steel Reserve. I've been meaning to try Steel Reserve for some time. I drink the Kokanee then popped the top on the Steel Reserve. Took a swig and instantly got this funny feeling in my stomach. I barely make it to the porcelain god before I start to upchuck my breakfast. I've been drinking beer for thirty years and have had all kinds of nasty beers, such as Corona and Heineken, without Holy puke, Batman...what do they put in this swill to cause such a reaction? I apologize that this kind of sounds like a gene5 thread. ETA: Has anybody else had such an immediate reaction to something? |
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wait why would you want to try steel reserve?
its only for broke underage kids who want to get fucked up as cheaply as possible. |
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Worst beer I've ever tasted. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I don't even remember what it tasted like. Breakfast was coming up as soon as it hit the bottom of my stomach. |
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wait why would you want to try steel reserve? its only for broke underage kids who want to get fucked up as cheaply as possible. Heck, I'll try anything once. |
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If you've been drinking beer for 30 years you should know better.
It's for under-agers and those too poor to buy Milwaukee's Best, Hamm's or Blatz. |
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I still love that shit. It used to be the official underage beverage of the US Army Barracks. It'll getcha drunk for $4.
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If you've been drinking beer for 30 years you should know better. It's for under-agers and those too poor to buy Milwaukee's Best, Hamm's or Blatz. I've drank every nasty beer known to man, Schmidt, Heidleberg, Black Label, Rainier, Olympia, etc., and have never had such a reaction. |
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Someone once told me that the nastier a beer or malt liquor tastes the more alcohol % the brothers think it has in it.
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wait why would you want to try steel reserve? its only for broke underage kids who want to get fucked up as cheaply as possible. That's when I drank it. Age 17-19. |
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My father drank Steel Reserve for years. I'm guessing because it was cheap and gave an uber buzz. He had a stroke from high blood pressure due to alcoholism. After his stroke I took up his place as the family drunk, half the time my beverage of choice was steel reserve.
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Heineken is far from nasty my fren. I remember it tasted pretty good on the "Love Boat" in Bahrain. |
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wait why would you want to try steel reserve? its only for broke underage kids who want to get fucked up as cheaply as possible. Heck, I'll try anything once. Me too. Never heard of it. Is it a regional thing? From the OP's reaction I HAVE TO TRY ONE! |
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Brought one to a buddies bachealor party and made him drink it.
Poor guy, shit is awful And I used to regularly drink 40oz of OE. |
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wait why would you want to try steel reserve? its only for broke underage kids who want to get fucked up as cheaply as possible. Heck, I'll try anything once. Me too. Never heard of it. Is it a regional thing? From the OP's reaction I HAVE TO TRY ONE! Good luck! |
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wait why would you want to try steel reserve? its only for broke underage kids who want to get fucked up as cheaply as possible. Heck, I'll try anything once. Me too. Never heard of it. Is it a regional thing? From the OP's reaction I HAVE TO TRY ONE! They definitely sell it in GA. I drank enough SR to float a Battleship while stationed in Columbus. It's generally sold in tallboy single cans, but you can find it in cases. I would advise you to buy only one. It's...an acquired taste. |
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Stay away from brews favored by hobos is usually a general rule of thumb.
High alcohol content + low price = usually vomit juice |
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I drank the shit pretty regularly in college. I'd knock out a tall can of 211 before I went out for the night, and I couldn't have been but 21 or 22 years old. You can take it.
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One time I was a little tired of work, and I simply wanted a "Big Beer". I saw a SR in the liquor store and grabbed it. I enjoyed the taste of it. I didn't notice the high alcohol content - maybe I didn't care.
I'd try it again |
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Whenever I find someone drinking on the stoop of a vacant house, or while stumbling down an alley, they always have a Steel Reserve or King Cobra. High gravity is where it's at.
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If you've been drinking beer for 30 years you should know better. It's for under-agers and those too poor to buy Milwaukee's Best, Hamm's or Blatz. What's wrong with Hamm's? |
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Hahaha what do they put in it? Well around here at least its 8.something% and cheap as hell. Drink it ice cold drink it fast and drink a lot of it, let the good times roll. Not under age here, poor yes. Usually if I am in that mood I will go for some Colt 45 but when your extra piss poor and need the best bang for your buck, Steel Reserve baby. "Proudly union made" I could do without though.
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You should try it lukewarm in the summer just prior to a Disturbed show.
We we're broke and scrounged change on the way don't judge me. |
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Awful shit. one swig and tossed it. If bigfoot existed...and had a dick. I imagine that steel reserve and bigfoots dick taste similiar.
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Awful shit. one swig and tossed it. If bigfoot existed...and had a dick. I imagine that steel reserve and bigfoots dick taste similiar. and if he did would you immediatly recognize the taste? I have had steel reserve and it is awful.... but as far as the flavor of bigfoot's dick? you must be craving some dick in a bad way dude...a big hairy longshaft! LOLOLOL steel reserve...I understand it taste the way it does because it is brewed in a steel vat and it comes out with a green tint from the metals it picked up in the process...I havent verified this but the brew itself is atrocious to say the least. |
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If you've been drinking beer for 30 years you should know better. It's for under-agers and those too poor to buy Milwaukee's Best, Hamm's or Blatz. What's wrong with Hamm's? Never said there was, aside from being a standard bargain beer, just that its more expensive than SR, and considerably less offensive to the palate. I used to get dollar bottles of Blatz at one of the local rural dive bars a couple years ago too. |
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Steel reserved is a special type of gross. We did a white elephant that involved booze. Suprisingly the one with steel reserve showing did not get unwrapped until the end when there were no more trades allowed.
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Almost to the point of freezing it's not bad.
A little better taste with almost the same 8% try a Natty Daddy. |
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I used to like it back in the day, but I also used to drink everclear/diesel straight then took.
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I pounded a bottle of MD 20/20 and am almost through a 40oz of Odlde Englih. Steel Reserve is doo doo.
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Got off night shifts this morning and had a breakfast at Shari's. After breakfast I picked up a six pack of Kokanee glacier fresh beer and a can of Steel Reserve. I've been meaning to try Steel Reserve for some time. I drink the Kokanee then popped the top on the Steel Reserve. Took a swig and instantly got this funny feeling in my stomach. I barely make it to the porcelain god before I start to upchuck my breakfast. I've been drinking beer for thirty years and have had all kinds of nasty beers, such as Corona and Heineken, without Holy puke, Batman...what do they put in this swill to cause such a reaction? I apologize that this kind of sounds like a gene5 thread. The only people's I have ever known to drink Steel Reserve are alcholics. |
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My friends used to play a game where they would find oddball beer and see if I would be able to drink it. Midas Touch and Steel Reserve are the only beers that I could not finish.
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Mix in some tomatoe juice with it............nector of the Gods it will turn into.
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Heineken is far from nasty my fren. fuck heineken! Pabst blue ribbon! +1 internet to those who know this. |
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Heineken is far from nasty my fren. fuck heineken! Pabst blue ribbon! +1 internet to those who know this. +1 |
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Drink it down to the top of the label, fill back up with orange juice... yes I said orange juice.
BRASS MONKEY!!! THAT FUNKY MONKEY. Delicious. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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OP bought hobo beer and is complaining about the taste.
Lawl.
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That's cause Steel Reserve ain't beer. It's that-there Malt Liquor stuff. Actually I think it's a "fortified" beer with Malt Liquor added.
Foul, it is. A hangover it will give. |
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The black can of steel reserve is even worse than the silver can. Vomit in a can for sure
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OP bought hobo beer and is complaining about the taste. Lawl. Not complaining about the taste. Heck, I only took one chug. Don't even recall the taste. But as soon as it hit the bottom of my stomach, breakfast was coming back up. I've only had this happen once before, but it was not beer. It was Jagermeister. that is some nasty shit! Barely made it to the bathroom. |
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Just thinking about Steel Reserve made my guts churn. Horrible, horrible stuff.
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