[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Chick made my day (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 11/28/2012 9:41:26 PM EDT
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Nothing great.
Placed a take out order at Wing Stop about an hour ago. Went to pick it up and five 20-something women were leaving together. All pretty hot, and the last one out the door gave me the biggest smile and said, "Hi cutie..", and sorta caressed my face as she walked by. Now I'm not hideous, but not any kinda Brad Pitt either. Just pretty normal looking. And old enough to be her Daddy. Needless to say I was too stunned to do anything. 
I asked the guys inside if those chicks were drunk and they said "no, why?". See how little it takes to make my day? 
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LOL!! Funny you posted that pic. That girl was sorta outted yesterday. 21 year old from Keller, Tx. Makes a nice bit of money from her youtube parodies and best of all.... she gives a large amount of it to charities. I no longer have any problem with her crazy eyes. |
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In 1998 I was boarding a train from Sagami-ono to Atsugi...it was pretty crowded, but not bad. Being the American, I always stood up in the middle, letting the women and elderly have the seats. Sitting next to the door was a schoolgirl of indeterminate age--she could have been anywhere from 14 to 34--reading a book titled "Learning How to Speak American". When the train pulled into the Atsugi station, on my way out the door I tapped her book to get her attention, gave her a thumb's up, and said "Cool!" She gave me a smile that damn near knocked me off my feet. Almost 15 years later, and I can still see that smile.
Women are awesome. I'm definitely a fan! 
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Would Smash 
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A couple years ago while making a quick run to the store on vacation, I looped through a taco bell drivethrough.
I ordered a soda, and the cute sounding voice asked me if I wanted anything else. I paused a second, and ordered whatever limited time only taco thing they were shilling that month. Apparently there were several different sauce options, so there was another round of questions. I told her to surprise me. I pulled forward, and a minute later a very cute twenty something bounced into the window. We exchanged witty banter for a few seconds while I paid, I got my food and pulled away. I pulled the taco out of the bag, and on the outside of the wrapper she had written "surprise!", with a little smiley under it. Under the next fold was a phone number. |
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A couple years ago while making a quick run to the store on vacation, I looped through a taco bell drivethrough. I ordered a soda, and the cute sounding voice asked me if I wanted anything else. I paused a second, and ordered whatever limited time only taco thing they were shilling that month. Apparently there were several different sauce options, so there was another round of questions. I told her to surprise me. I pulled forward, and a minute later a very cute twenty something bounced into the window. We exchanged witty banter for a few seconds while I paid, I got my food and pulled away. I pulled the taco out of the bag, and on the outside of the wrapper she had written "surprise!", with a little smiley under it. Under the next fold was a phone number. AND... |
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Quoted: A couple years ago while making a quick run to the store on vacation, I looped through a taco bell drivethrough. I ordered a soda, and the cute sounding voice asked me if I wanted anything else. I paused a second, and ordered whatever limited time only taco thing they were shilling that month. Apparently there were several different sauce options, so there was another round of questions. I told her to surprise me. I pulled forward, and a minute later a very cute twenty something bounced into the window. We exchanged witty banter for a few seconds while I paid, I got my food and pulled away. I pulled the taco out of the bag, and on the outside of the wrapper she had written "surprise!", with a little smiley under it. Under the next fold was a phone number.  |
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A couple years ago while making a quick run to the store on vacation, I looped through a taco bell drivethrough. I ordered a soda, and the cute sounding voice asked me if I wanted anything else. I paused a second, and ordered whatever limited time only taco thing they were shilling that month. Apparently there were several different sauce options, so there was another round of questions. I told her to surprise me. I pulled forward, and a minute later a very cute twenty something bounced into the window. We exchanged witty banter for a few seconds while I paid, I got my food and pulled away. I pulled the taco out of the bag, and on the outside of the wrapper she had written "surprise!", with a little smiley under it. Under the next fold was a phone number. AND... She gave the ranch one... And I was already 3 years married. |
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I love 20 somethings with unresolved daddy issues... ;) Ah yes... 'Round here, we call 'em "strippers". ;) Quoted:
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A couple years ago while making a quick run to the store on vacation, I looped through a taco bell drivethrough. I ordered a soda, and the cute sounding voice asked me if I wanted anything else. I paused a second, and ordered whatever limited time only taco thing they were shilling that month. Apparently there were several different sauce options, so there was another round of questions. I told her to surprise me. I pulled forward, and a minute later a very cute twenty something bounced into the window. We exchanged witty banter for a few seconds while I paid, I got my food and pulled away. I pulled the taco out of the bag, and on the outside of the wrapper she had written "surprise!", with a little smiley under it. Under the next fold was a phone number. Dammit, that pic of Ted sent coffee flying though my nose! LOL! |
| A smokin petite 21 year old girl that worked at a local Panera began hitting on me after I was nice to her one day when she was crying (I am 44) .......long story short she went balls deep on me banging her and I had to stop going there. Before you bust my balls too bad, I am married to a piece of ass and have a disabled child. I would definately qualifity as a piece of shit if I had hit it. I wont lie, it crossed my mind, for about a minute. Told the wife, she said I was full of shit, so I took her to meet this chick at Panera, funniest shit ever watching this girl squirm as my wife said ("Hi, I have heard all about you......) My wife takes no shit. Priceless. |
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LOL, just making an old guy's day!
Happens from time to time. Couple years back, had just crossed the Chesapeake Bay Bridge, eastbound, hauling too much with a %$%$# POS Volvo-White 10 wheeler. Glorified trash truck! Once we got over the hump, gravity helped, but not much. Once folks could get around us, most were honking and flipping us off. But ONE car, full of Ocean City bound HS/college girls, honked, slowed to our pace, and the front and back seat girls lifted their tops and mashed 'em on the glass! STILL brings a smile to my face! 
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LOL, just making an old guy's day! Happens from time to time. Couple years back, had just crossed the Chesapeake Bay Bridge, eastbound, hauling too much with a %$%$# POS Volvo-White 10 wheeler. Glorified trash truck! Once we got over the hump, gravity helped, but not much. Once folks could get around us, most were honking and flipping us off. But ONE car, full of Ocean City bound HS/college girls, honked, slowed to our pace, and the front and back seat girls lifted their tops and mashed 'em on the glass! STILL brings a smile to my face! Hell there lucky you didn't crash and shut 50 down. I know I might have.
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In 1998 I was boarding a train from Sagami-ono to Atsugi...it was pretty crowded, but not bad. Being the American, I always stood up in the middle, letting the women and elderly have the seats. Sitting next to the door was a schoolgirl of indeterminate age--she could have been anywhere from 14 to 34--reading a book titled "Learning How to Speak American". When the train pulled into the Atsugi station, on my way out the door I tapped her book to get her attention, gave her a thumb's up, and said "Cool!" She gave me a smile that damn near knocked me off my feet. Almost 15 years later, and I can still see that smile. Women are awesome. I'm definitely a fan! That's actually pretty cool. Good story.
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