[ARCHIVED THREAD] - ARFMIL... (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 11/17/2012 5:11:56 PM EDT
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Okay, to join the ARFCOM Militia (if Mods have a problem with the title, I can change it easily), simply type "In" and note your number in line. It's organized, it's a militia, it is necessary to the security of a Free state, and if the SCOTUS ever backs out on our 2A rights, we're already a "militia," and thus the militia is able to own firearms! :D
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Noting member names for eventual confiscation orders. You're a member of ARFCOM. You may also be a member on other gun boards. I think your username, IP address, dirt address, vehicle info, SSN, bank info, job info, etc. is already noted..... Sure is. In fact, I wrote most of it down myself on an SF 86. |
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Quoted: Okay, to join the ARFCOM Militia (if Mods have a problem with the title, I can change it easily), simply type "In" and note your number in line. It's organized, it's a militia, it is necessary to the security of a Free state, and if the SCOTUS ever backs out on our 2A rights, we're already a "militia," and thus the militia is able to own firearms! :D IN! -Member 0 - CK Only someone from the Government, or a journalist would think an ineffectual, easily defeated, outdated idea like a militia would be an easy sell in this day and age. |
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Wait, only officers get gold cod pieces everyone else gets silver and the more sparkly the bra on your head the higher rank you are. This is gonna be the coolest militia ever. Cod pieces? I was hoping for loin cloths. I'm out.  Fuck that, it's kilts and warpaint or nothing! |
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Wait, only officers get gold cod pieces everyone else gets silver and the more sparkly the bra on your head the higher rank you are. This is gonna be the coolest militia ever. Cod pieces? I was hoping for loin cloths. I'm out. Dude, cod pieces are friggin awesome; we could have stormtroppers who wear loin cloths over their cod pieces, damn even awesommer. |
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Wait, only officers get gold cod pieces everyone else gets silver and the more sparkly the bra on your head the higher rank you are. This is gonna be the coolest militia ever. Cod pieces? I was hoping for loin cloths. I'm out. Dude, cod pieces are friggin awesome; we could have stormtroppers who wear loin cloths over their cod pieces, damn even awesommer. You are hereby promoted to Brigadier General. Quoted:
Mom won't let me out of the basement. Maybe I can run the TOC from down here with my Spider-Man walkie talkies. Yes, yes you can! Quoted:
What is the benefit package like? We offer free air anywhere the planet is not submerged in some form of liquid! (Void where prohibited, does not include plastic bags or airtight containers, submarines, or other such places/items)........ Because you may be able to go a few weeks without food, a few days without water... But you can only go a few minutes without air!! Also, free ponies for life members, with the purchase of one (1x) Official ARFMIL "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" figurine, which you must provide to your local leadership as sacrifice and proof of commitment prior to being issued your free MLPFIM figurine. Further, we also offer free posterior-scrubbing classes, because gluteal hygiene is extremely important to our new militia..... Quoted:
Required when doing anything that has anything to do with anything. Our members are required to wear six (6) reflective belts at all times; one around each limb, one around the waist, and the final around the head (NOT neck), for a total of six. I figure our members should have the common sense to not need more.............. Also, this is uniform; A codpiece, bra, and safety belts, and a badass beard (styled any way you choose, but you MUST have facial hair)! For female members, you may wear your bras on your boobs, but only during winter months. You will also be required to buy/make one of those knitted beard-hat things...
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Mom won't let me out of the basement. Maybe I can run the TOC from down here with my Spider-Man walkie talkies. Fuckin A. This militia ain't even a day old, already infested with fobbits. How far away are reflective belts? The people will know when the ARFMIL arrives to promote peace and justice through these dark times, as they will ride in on their Razor scooter assault vehicles, brandishing brilliant codpieces, bras, and PT belts!!! Surely our encrusted genital coverings and PT belts will be a shimmering beacon, reflective of our commitment to safety, peace, and justice!!! - CK |