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Posted: 11/12/2012 2:37:28 PM EDT

[#1]

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I've got a buddy that carries around an "Arkansas Toothpick" with him all of the time.

Here he is at his wedding. You can see it sticking out of the front pocket of his overalls.

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580599_2917641150700_482956871_n.jpg

Wow....

I don't know what to say.

Posted: 11/12/2012 2:37:36 PM EDT

[#2]

Oy gevalt!

Posted: 11/12/2012 2:38:59 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
I've got a buddy that carries around an "Arkansas Toothpick" with him all of the time.

Here he is at his wedding. You can see it sticking out of the front pocket of his overalls.

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580599_2917641150700_482956871_n.jpg

Posted: 11/12/2012 2:39:12 PM EDT

[#4]

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Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.

We had an old timer who used to dry them and he would frequent the local bars during ski seasons when the tourists were up. He would have this way of holding it to his mouth and whistling through his teeth in a way to make it look like he was playing it like a little flute. He would call them "woods whistles" and would offer then to the tourists to try for themselves as we all watched along howling with laughter. They would blow on the damn things until they were all red in the face while he would , with a straight face, coach them in the proper technique.

I never thought I'd ever find the opportunity to tell that story.......ever!

Old Mel had other stories for the hunting crowd from NY and NJ where he would talk of big racked bucks using their antlers to climb trees that grew close together. Fucking guy could sell that shit too!

He was known as the best story teller around

He's been gone many years now.

Posted: 11/12/2012 2:42:41 PM EDT

[#5]

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I've got a buddy that carries around an "Arkansas Toothpick" with him all of the time.

Here he is at his wedding. You can see it sticking out of the front pocket of his overalls.

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580599_2917641150700_482956871_n.jpg

Holy crap, the dude on the right is cracking me up.

Posted: 11/12/2012 2:44:27 PM EDT

[#6]

You guys have too much time on your hands.

Posted: 11/12/2012 2:44:30 PM EDT

[#7]

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Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.

Coons do have a bone, in their dick. Cut it out, boil it, and sharpen it to a fine point. I've made many of them when I was young, I'd give them to girls at school just to gross them out.

Posted: 11/12/2012 2:48:12 PM EDT

[#8]

45 minutes left to bid:

Currently $10 for 5 coon dongs:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/5-RACOON-PENIS-OOSIK-BONES-CLEANED-SANITISED-COUNTRY-MOUNTAIN-MAN-TOOTHPICK-/110974395140?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item19d696e304

Posted: 11/12/2012 2:55:55 PM EDT

[#9]

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I used to know some old timers who had 'em. Never saw anybody with one in their mouth though.

Mainly just novelty things and souveniers of the coon hunter crowd.

Hell, nobody even hunt's 'em anymore around me.

We used to get $40 for a good one and would get several in a night.

And around these parts the correct term is "coon pecker toothpick".

Your post brings back some damn fine memories as a youngster. My great uncle had the finest treeing walkers in these parts. How I miss going with him, running thru the woods in the middle of the night, after Belle (his best dog) was baying treed. Only to get up early the next morning to run my trap line. A big coon hide would bring 35 to 40 dollars then. How I miss those days.

Posted: 11/12/2012 3:00:25 PM EDT

[#10]

I hear fucking banjos....

Posted: 11/12/2012 3:13:29 PM EDT

[#11]

Common in the buckskinner groups. They use 'em for hat pins, tooth picks, etc. Bull scrotums made into mugs. As mentioned bull dick canes. It's more for the crazy factor than anything.

I was on an adventure race and while scrambling up a hill, I came across a complete coon skeleton. I grabbed the skull and dick. Back at the "hash house" (race start/end and food place) I was showing the skull and bone to some other teams. One of the girls was holding the bone and asks what kind of animal it's from. I say,"It's from a coon. It's from a BOY coon, to be precise". She handed it back like it had a booger on it.

Posted: 11/12/2012 3:15:07 PM EDT

[#12]

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I used to know some old timers who had 'em. Never saw anybody with one in their mouth though.

Mainly just novelty things and souveniers of the coon hunter crowd.

Hell, nobody even hunt's 'em anymore around me.

We used to get $40 for a good one and would get several in a night.

And around these parts the correct term is "coon pecker toothpick".

Your post brings back some damn fine memories as a youngster. My great uncle had the finest treeing walkers in these parts. How I miss going with him, running thru the woods in the middle of the night, after Belle (his best dog) was baying treed. Only to get up early the next morning to run my trap line. A big coon hide would bring 35 to 40 dollars then. How I miss those days.

You and me both...'cept it was my grandpa's walker dogs that were the finest around.

Posted: 11/12/2012 3:18:16 PM EDT

[#13]

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Quoted:
I've got a buddy that carries around an "Arkansas Toothpick" with him all of the time.

Here he is at his wedding. You can see it sticking out of the front pocket of his overalls.

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580599_2917641150700_482956871_n.jpg

An Arkansas Toothpick is a knife.

Not when it's a coon dick and you pick your teeth with it.

Posted: 11/12/2012 3:18:49 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I've got a buddy that carries around an "Arkansas Toothpick" with him all of the time.

Here he is at his wedding. You can see it sticking out of the front pocket of his overalls.

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580599_2917641150700_482956871_n.jpg

Holy crap, the dude on the right is cracking me up.

The guy on the right is Rodzilla.

Posted: 11/12/2012 3:24:41 PM EDT

[#15]

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Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.

So, you want to put an animals dick in your mouth?

it sounds like he's really chomping at the bit to get this done as soon as possible too.

Posted: 11/12/2012 3:25:28 PM EDT

[#16]

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Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.

So, you want to put an animals dick in your mouth?

no just want to make one for a joke

"hey look i got an animals dick in my mouth aaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!" "wait, why is no one laughing? this is funny stuff......"

Posted: 11/12/2012 3:26:55 PM EDT

[#17]

Watch out for them coon dicks.

You could do the same thing with a bear but it would be a bit bigger.

Posted: 11/12/2012 3:28:14 PM EDT

[#18]

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Quoted:
I've got a buddy that carries around an "Arkansas Toothpick" with him all of the time.

Here he is at his wedding. You can see it sticking out of the front pocket of his overalls.

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580599_2917641150700_482956871_n.jpg

This cannot be real

100% real. Here he is, sans overalls and coon dick, with us one night after we capped some hogs out at the golf course.

Posted: 11/12/2012 3:32:31 PM EDT

[#19]

I've got the bone out of a bear's dick. I've always been gonna clean it up and use it to stir drinks.

Posted: 11/12/2012 3:33:46 PM EDT

[#20]

Find a penile Bone then get to whittling.

Posted: 11/12/2012 3:35:20 PM EDT

[#21]

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http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2389/1691655712_d7486331f6_z.jpg

I thought raccoon penis would have been bigger.

Posted: 11/12/2012 3:40:40 PM EDT

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http://i856.photobucket.com/albums/ab122/southendxgf/babnanas/unamusedsadbanana.gif

Nice

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Posted: 11/12/2012 3:45:29 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I've got a buddy that carries around an "Arkansas Toothpick" with him all of the time.

Here he is at his wedding. You can see it sticking out of the front pocket of his overalls.

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580599_2917641150700_482956871_n.jpg

Holy crap, the dude on the right is cracking me up.

That's me dude.

I was the best man.

Posted: 11/12/2012 3:51:48 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I've got a buddy that carries around an "Arkansas Toothpick" with him all of the time.

Here he is at his wedding. You can see it sticking out of the front pocket of his overalls.

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580599_2917641150700_482956871_n.jpg

Holy crap, the dude on the right is cracking me up.

That's me dude.

I was the best man.

Posted: 11/12/2012 3:58:26 PM EDT

[#25]

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I use one.......

Fucking Mississippi

Fucking Yankees

Did you have to take the penis bone out of your mouth to type that?

Posted: 11/12/2012 3:58:54 PM EDT

[#26]

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Do you also like fish sticks?

Posted: 11/12/2012 4:04:03 PM EDT

[#27]

Other than coons and bear what other N.American land mammal has a real boner?

Bear pecker bones are straighter and sorta triangle shaped towards the business end. We used to save them and put them in a ball jar at hunt camp. Still there I guess. I think i have one somewhere in the garage.

Posted: 11/12/2012 4:08:07 PM EDT

[#28]

1000 interwebs if you know where this quote's from without looking:

Turner looked at the assortment of things strung across the

skinny chest and reached out, flipping a crooked bit of bent

gristle suspended from a length of braided string. "What the

hell is that, Harry?"

"That's a coon's pecker," Harry said. "Coon's got him a

jointed bone in his pecker Not many as know that"

Posted: 11/12/2012 4:08:59 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I've got a buddy that carries around an "Arkansas Toothpick" with him all of the time.

Here he is at his wedding. You can see it sticking out of the front pocket of his overalls.

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580599_2917641150700_482956871_n.jpg

Holy crap, the dude on the right is cracking me up.

That's me dude.

I was the best man.

Oh, shit.

Posted: 11/12/2012 4:10:41 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.

So, you want to put an animals dick in your mouth?

Didnt we do this a month ago with the hot Australian sprinter girl?

Posted: 11/12/2012 4:15:37 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I've got a buddy that carries around an "Arkansas Toothpick" with him all of the time.

Here he is at his wedding. You can see it sticking out of the front pocket of his overalls.

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580599_2917641150700_482956871_n.jpg

Holy crap, the dude on the right is cracking me up.

That's me dude.

I was the best man.

post more pics of you then.

seriously, I want to see what you look like doing normal things around the house or out about having fun.

Posted: 11/12/2012 4:17:42 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I've got a buddy that carries around an "Arkansas Toothpick" with him all of the time.

Here he is at his wedding. You can see it sticking out of the front pocket of his overalls.

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580599_2917641150700_482956871_n.jpg

Holy crap, the dude on the right is cracking me up.

That's me dude.

I was the best man.

Oh, shit.

The "epic thread to timespan" ratio has been bent into hilarity lately.

I've lol'd hard before, but now I'm taking it to pornstar levels.

Posted: 11/12/2012 4:18:25 PM EDT

[#33]

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There is some cracker ass shit going down in this MF.

Posted: 11/12/2012 4:22:20 PM EDT

[#34]

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There is some cracker ass shit going down in this MF.

white people

Posted: 11/12/2012 4:24:04 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

This thread is very difficult and confusing to masturbate to

Please send me the new keyboard you now owe me

Posted: 11/12/2012 4:24:52 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I've got a buddy that carries around an "Arkansas Toothpick" with him all of the time.

Here he is at his wedding. You can see it sticking out of the front pocket of his overalls.

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580599_2917641150700_482956871_n.jpg

Holy crap, the dude on the right is cracking me up.

That's me dude.

I was the best man.

Oh, shit.

The "epic thread to timespan" ratio has been bent into hilarity lately.

I've lol'd hard before, but now I'm taking it to pornstar levels.

I'm just glad I didn't go ahead and post my "Son I Am Disappoint" photoshop of that wedding photo.

Posted: 11/12/2012 4:26:26 PM EDT

[#37]

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Other than coons and bear what other N.American land mammal has a real boner?

Bear pecker bones are straighter and sorta triangle shaped towards the business end. We used to save them and put them in a ball jar at hunt camp. Still there I guess. I think i have one somewhere in the garage.

The vast majority of mammals do., humans, most equine species, rhinos, marsupials and a few other don't.

Posted: 11/12/2012 4:27:48 PM EDT

[#38]

I have a few.

All the old men around here have one and every time we go coon hunting, we always pick up a fresh one.

Posted: 11/12/2012 4:29:17 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I've got a buddy that carries around an "Arkansas Toothpick" with him all of the time.

Here he is at his wedding. You can see it sticking out of the front pocket of his overalls.

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580599_2917641150700_482956871_n.jpg

Holy crap, the dude on the right is cracking me up.

That's me dude.

I was the best man.

Oh, shit.

The "epic thread to timespan" ratio has been bent into hilarity lately.

I've lol'd hard before, but now I'm taking it to pornstar levels.

I'm just glad I didn't go ahead and post my "Son I Am Disappoint" photoshop of that wedding photo.

Well, there is epic of unspoken proportions I've yet to see

Posted: 11/12/2012 4:30:35 PM EDT

[#40]

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I've got a buddy that carries around an "Arkansas Toothpick" with him all of the time.

Here he is at his wedding. You can see it sticking out of the front pocket of his overalls.

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580599_2917641150700_482956871_n.jpg

Eating lots of food is yet another fashion statement

Posted: 11/12/2012 4:31:58 PM EDT

[#41]

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I hear fucking banjos....

...and people squealing like pigs.

Posted: 11/12/2012 4:32:50 PM EDT

[#42]

Thank you OP.

After what seems like months of election, we're screwed, life as we know it is over threads, two threads about beautiful women were posted today, then the fat women harassed by chubby chasers and now this thread, there is no doubt in my mind that the arfcom I know and love is finally back!

Posted: 11/12/2012 4:36:41 PM EDT

[#43]

This thread rocks.

Posted: 11/12/2012 4:36:51 PM EDT

[#44]

I honestly don't know why this is a laughable topic...
It makes a great toothpick and it's an old tradition.

Posted: 11/12/2012 5:04:35 PM EDT

[#45]

Posted: 11/12/2012 5:05:15 PM EDT

[#46]

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I honestly don't know why this is a laughable topic...
It makes a great toothpick and it's an old tradition.

I just heard about it on Saturday and since I shoot a lot of coons I thought it would be cool to make one.

Posted: 11/12/2012 5:05:38 PM EDT

[#47]

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Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.

So, you want to put an animals dick in your mouth?

Posted: 11/12/2012 5:06:04 PM EDT

[#48]

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Quoted:
Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.

So, you want to put an animals dick in your mouth?

no just want to make one for a joke

It's ok OP. We won't judge you.

Well maybe a little.

Posted: 11/12/2012 5:06:06 PM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I've got a buddy that carries around an "Arkansas Toothpick" with him all of the time.

Here he is at his wedding. You can see it sticking out of the front pocket of his overalls.

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580599_2917641150700_482956871_n.jpg

Holy crap, the dude on the right is cracking me up.

That's me dude.

I was the best man.

Oh, shit.

The "epic thread to timespan" ratio has been bent into hilarity lately.

I've lol'd hard before, but now I'm taking it to pornstar levels.

this!!! Holy fuck is that funny!

Posted: 11/12/2012 5:21:58 PM EDT

[#50]

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I have one, but not one made into a toothpick.

I ID'd it when someone was wearing it at the Wannamacher show in Tulsa.

The guy was so impressed I knew what it was, he gave it to me. Then they told me it was a fertility sign. I took it off immediately.

Never heard the fertilility thing, but just about every one of the old farmers around here when I was a kid had the toothpick.

Never knew if they actually used them or just kept them to mess with kids like me.
A lot of those old stonefaced hardasses had a well-hidden sense of humor that you really never saw until you looked back on it as an adult.

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