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Posted: 10/22/2012 3:41:39 PM EDT

While using a public commode, I flushed the toilet while facing it. Felt a tiny drip of water hit my lip during the powerful industrial flush. Never face the shitter while flushing.

Just gross

Am I infected?

Posted: 10/22/2012 3:43:13 PM EDT

[#1]

Dibbs on all things Man Cave...

Posted: 10/22/2012 3:50:21 PM EDT

[#2]

What did it taste like? That should tell you if you need to worry or not.

Posted: 10/22/2012 3:51:38 PM EDT

[#3]

same thing happened to my friend 3 day later dead

Posted: 10/22/2012 3:53:11 PM EDT

[#4]

Probably...

Posted: 10/22/2012 3:55:01 PM EDT

[#5]

Imagine what you've been breathing in, too.

Posted: 10/22/2012 3:56:32 PM EDT

[#6]

Zombie, you haz it....

Posted: 10/22/2012 3:56:51 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
What did it taste like? That should tell you if you need to worry or not.

To clarify, was it salty or nutty tasting?

Posted: 10/22/2012 3:58:10 PM EDT

[#8]

It is too late to kill it with fire

I am freaking out (almost)

Posted: 10/22/2012 3:58:51 PM EDT

[#9]

Good god man. Don't you know you're supposed to start of by saying "I have a friend who has a friend?"

Posted: 10/22/2012 3:59:10 PM EDT

[#10]

Nothing worse than when you drop a dense turd into the public commode and then feel the herpes and hepatitis infested water splash up on your asshole.

Posted: 10/22/2012 3:59:30 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What did it taste like? That should tell you if you need to worry or not.

To clarify, was it salty or nutty tasting?

I opted to pass on the taste test. Godd thing i aint a mouth breather, that would have been even more gross. Grossy gross, even.

Posted: 10/22/2012 4:00:16 PM EDT

[#12]

This is why I don't flush in public toilets.

Posted: 10/22/2012 4:01:28 PM EDT

[#13]

Them Asian folks may be onto something by wearing them paper surgical masks all the time.

Posted: 10/22/2012 4:02:15 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
It is too late to kill it with fire

I am freaking out (almost)

So it had a nutty taste?

Posted: 10/22/2012 4:03:34 PM EDT

[#15]

Just when I thought the world was a safe place

Posted: 10/22/2012 4:08:11 PM EDT

[#16]

That's a very creative explanation for "honey yes I have herpes but it wasn't from my secretary".

Well done.

Posted: 10/22/2012 4:09:27 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
That's a very creative explanation for "honey yes I have herpes but it wasn't from my secretary".

Well done.

Very clever!

A turd fell on his lip. The wife will buy it I think.

Posted: 10/22/2012 4:10:17 PM EDT

[#18]

You gots teh aidz

Posted: 10/22/2012 4:10:48 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
That's a very creative explanation for "honey yes I have herpes but it wasn't from my secretary".

Well done.

Like my friend who got herpes just from sitting on the couch at a cat house.

Posted: 10/22/2012 4:11:15 PM EDT

[#20]

While I sure wouldn't suggest bobbing for apples in a public toliet I think you'll be okay.

Just in case I'm wrong has anyone called dibs on your guns yet?

Posted: 10/22/2012 4:12:50 PM EDT

[#21]

Thats why you should do it it the forest.

Posted: 10/22/2012 4:16:58 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

This is why I don't flush in public toilets.

You're the reason he has the Hep now and not just toilet water lip.

Posted: 10/22/2012 4:20:49 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What did it taste like? That should tell you if you need to worry or not.

To clarify, was it salty or nutty tasting?

I opted to pass on the taste test. Godd thing i aint a mouth breather, that would have been even more gross. Grossy gross, even.

Seems like if something landed on your lip it would be a involuntary reflex to swipe it with your tongue. Just saying.

Posted: 10/22/2012 4:21:37 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What did it taste like? That should tell you if you need to worry or not.

To clarify, was it salty or nutty tasting?

I opted to pass on the taste test. Godd thing i aint a mouth breather, that would have been even more gross. Grossy gross, even.

Seems like if something landed on your lip it would be a involuntary reflex to swipe it with your tongue. Just saying.

Your instincts and mine are different.

Posted: 10/22/2012 4:35:25 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Nothing worse than when you drop a dense turd into the public commode and then feel the herpes and hepatitis infested water splash up on your asshole.

Gotta lay down the TP carpet first. No splashy.

Posted: 10/22/2012 4:46:15 PM EDT

[#26]

I am going to try that. Not very 'green' or 'environmentally friendly" though

Posted: 10/22/2012 4:56:47 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
This is why I don't flush in public toilets.

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:07:08 PM EDT

[#28]

That's why I don't flush public toilets.

Beat...

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:23:59 PM EDT

[#29]

Just helps build your immune system. Nothing to worry about. Next week, start licking the toilet seat.

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:28:51 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

While using a public commode, I flushed the toilet while facing it. Felt a tiny drip of water hit my lip during the powerful industrial flush. Never face the shitter while flushing.

Just gross

Am I infected?

Sorry you had to learn the hard way.

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:33:09 PM EDT

[#31]

Wait a DAMN minute..............Dibs on the guns that are on the bottom of the lake after the mishap

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:34:22 PM EDT

[#32]

You'll be fine. But stop flushing public toilets. Nobody else does, so follow the trend.

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:47:32 PM EDT

[#33]

Were you bending over using your hand to flush? Or standing and flushing with your boot? If the former, you've learned a lesson. If the latter, damn that is a powerful flush. Either way,

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:48:23 PM EDT

[#34]

no honey I caught the herpes from toilet water

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:51:30 PM EDT

[#35]

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:53:34 PM EDT

[#36]

I hear toilet water is a big deal in France. Everybody wears it over there.

Posted: 10/22/2012 6:00:52 PM EDT

[#37]

You can't fool us, you were infected BEFORE the flush.

Posted: 10/22/2012 7:30:49 PM EDT

[#38]

No rashes or anything yet. I think I am safe. Dodged a bullet.

Posted: 10/22/2012 7:31:21 PM EDT

[#39]

you now have mouth herpes

Posted: 10/22/2012 7:35:00 PM EDT

[#40]

This is why TML don't use public toilets...

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