Posted: 10/21/2012 5:14:03 PM EDT
No wonder why that movie was rated 1 out of 5 stars... |
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It was painful to watch. Ok, here's the spoilers:
Apollo 18 is a secret DOD mission so no one knows about it. I guess no one in Florida noticed an extra Saturn 5 launch. On the moon they find a Russian LEM with dead cosmonauts. It turns out rocks sprout legs into moon spiders that killed the Ruskies, and kill the Americans, too. They all die. The Pentagon covers it all up. The end. That took the movie an hour and 45 minutes to show that. I kept watching it thinking it has to start getting interesting sometime. I was wrong. I've seen actual glaciers move faster than this crapfest. I would have rather had a simultaneous root canal and colonoscopy for the 1:45 than sit through that movie. |
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It was Apollo 13 meets the Blair Witch Project. ...just without a plausible storyline, good writing, good directing, good acting, good special effects, good cinematography, or good editing. There, I think I covered about everything. I wanted my money back, and I watched it for free...on Amazon. |