[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Apple Makes.... (Page 1 of 4)
Posted: 9/29/2012 6:31:53 PM EDT
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Shit products. They're shiny, with pretty displays for the masses to be attracted to like retarded moths. They market themselves well. That's it.
Functionally they fucking suck. Did you know on iPad you can't select the middle of a word? You have to go to the end of a long ass word and delete all the way back to the letter you missed and then type the word back out. I know it can be done. My android did it 4 years ago. Want to share a photo from your feed on Facebook? Tough shit. I have to pick up my android phone and find it and then share it from there. Only after this most recent update can you exit pandora without having to sign completely out. You can't add words to the autocorrect dictionary. So if you type a word that not there you have to fucking fix it daily and if the discrepancy is in the middle of the word, you can guess how fucking retarded that is to fix. (See sentence 1, paragraph 2) Oh and IOS6 has no YouTube app. Fucking YouTube. I could go on and on. The iPhone 5 is full of shit android had 2 years ago. I'm convinced apple is nothing more than successful marketing and herd mentality. Anybody wanna bet the iPhone 6 has a Swype keyboard? And the fanboys will lone up around the corner for this newfound wizardry. Tards. |
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Shit products. They're shiny, with pretty displays for the masses to be attracted to like retarded moths. They market themselves well. That's it. Functionally they fucking suck. Did you know on iPad you can't select the middle of a word? You have to go to the end of a long ass word and delete all the way back to the letter you missed and then type the word back out. I know it can be done. My android did it 4 years ago. Want to share a photo from your feed on Facebook? Tough shit. I have to pick up my android phone and find it and then share it from there. Only until this most recent update could you exit pandora without having to sign completely out. You can't add words to the autocorrect dictionary. So if you type a word that not there you have to fucking fix it daily and if the discrepancy is in the middle of the word, you can guess how fucking retarded that is to fix. (See sentence 1, paragraph 2) Oh and IOS6 has no YouTube app. Fucking YouTube. I could go on and on. The iPhone 5 is full of shit android had 2 years ago. I'm convinced apple is nothing more than successful marketing and herd mentality. Anybody wanna bet the iPhone 6 has a Swype keyboard? And the fanboys will lone up around the corner for this newfound wizardry. Tards. I don't have a shitload of Apple products, but I can select the middle of a word on my 1st gen ipod touch. 
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Shit products. They're shiny, with pretty displays for the masses to be attracted to like retarded moths. They market themselves well. That's it. Functionally they fucking suck. Did you know on iPad you can't select the middle of a word? You have to go to the end of a long ass word and delete all the way back to the letter you missed and then type the word back out. I know it can be done. My android did it 4 years ago. Want to share a photo from your feed on Facebook? Tough shit. I have to pick up my android phone and find it and then share it from there. Only until this most recent update could you exit pandora without having to sign completely out. You can't add words to the autocorrect dictionary. So if you type a word that not there you have to fucking fix it daily and if the discrepancy is in the middle of the word, you can guess how fucking retarded that is to fix. (See sentence 1, paragraph 2) Oh and IOS6 has no YouTube app. Fucking YouTube. I could go on and on. The iPhone 5 is full of shit android had 2 years ago. I'm convinced apple is nothing more than successful marketing and herd mentality. Anybody wanna bet the iPhone 6 has a Swype keyboard? And the fanboys will lone up around the corner for this newfound wizardry. Tards. I don't have a shitload of Apple products, but I can select the middle of a word on my 1st gen ipod touch.
The sentence says ON THE IPAD. I think I'm spotting a trend here. 
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| The butthurt is strong with this one. A macbook blows the living shit out of any PC. So much faster, it's unreal. Enjoy your lag. Did you hear about this new band from england? I think they're called the roaches. Or maybe the ants. Some type of insect. Them and general pepper or something. |
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Shit products. They're shiny, with pretty displays for the masses to be attracted to like retarded moths. They market themselves well. That's it. Functionally they fucking suck. Did you know on iPad you can't select the middle of a word? You have to go to the end of a long ass word and delete all the way back to the letter you missed and then type the word back out. I know it can be done. My android did it 4 years ago. Want to share a photo from your feed on Facebook? Tough shit. I have to pick up my android phone and find it and then share it from there. Only until this most recent update could you exit pandora without having to sign completely out. You can't add words to the autocorrect dictionary. So if you type a word that not there you have to fucking fix it daily and if the discrepancy is in the middle of the word, you can guess how fucking retarded that is to fix. (See sentence 1, paragraph 2) Oh and IOS6 has no YouTube app. Fucking YouTube. I could go on and on. The iPhone 5 is full of shit android had 2 years ago. I'm convinced apple is nothing more than successful marketing and herd mentality. Anybody wanna bet the iPhone 6 has a Swype keyboard? And the fanboys will lone up around the corner for this newfound wizardry. Tards. I don't have a shitload of Apple products, but I can select the middle of a word on my 1st gen ipod touch.
The sentence says ON THE IPAD. I think I'm spotting a trend here. I can read, thanks. I'm pointing out that I find it hard to believe that my around 6+ year old ipod can do it and an ipad can't. Of course, I don't have an ipad, so I'll have to take your word for it unless someone else chimes in. Also, I don't use facebook or pandora, so excuse me if I don't share your disdain. ETA: Looks like someone chimed in. |
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Functionally they fucking suck. Did you know on iPad you can't select the middle of a word? Uh.....what now? On iPad, type a 10 letter word, then try to put the cursor in the middle of it. It will go to the end or the beginning. Fucking. Tarded. |
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Press and hold on the middle of the word. You should get a little magnified bubble so you can see exactly where the cursor is. From there, you can slide your finger along the word to get the cursor where you need it.
If you just tap the word, you'll get the "Select, Select All, Paste" options. |
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The way I understand it, Google and Apple are split/ splitting and now the new iOS doesn't include YouTube. You have to go to the App Store and download the free app. I'm sorry that the YouTube app is now better, faster, and is now updatable.
From my iPad next to my iPhone while my wife is on our MacBook Pro texting on her iPhone listening to our iPod plugged into the stereo... Ya, ... fuck those Apple fan boys and girls. 
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Shit products. They're shiny, with pretty displays for the masses to be attracted to like retarded moths. They market themselves well. That's it. Functionally they fucking suck. Did you know on iPad you can't select the middle of a word? You have to go to the end of a long ass word and delete all the way back to the letter you missed and then type the word back out. I know it can be done. My android did it 4 years ago. Want to share a photo from your feed on Facebook? Tough shit. I have to pick up my android phone and find it and then share it from there. Only until this most recent update could you exit pandora without having to sign completely out. You can't add words to the autocorrect dictionary. So if you type a word that not there you have to fucking fix it daily and if the discrepancy is in the middle of the word, you can guess how fucking retarded that is to fix. (See sentence 1, paragraph 2) Oh and IOS6 has no YouTube app. Fucking YouTube. I could go on and on. The iPhone 5 is full of shit android had 2 years ago. I'm convinced apple is nothing more than successful marketing and herd mentality. Anybody wanna bet the iPhone 6 has a Swype keyboard? And the fanboys will lone up around the corner for this newfound wizardry. Tards. I don't have a shitload of Apple products, but I can select the middle of a word on my 1st gen ipod touch.
The sentence says ON THE IPAD. I think I'm spotting a trend here. I can read, thanks. I'm pointing out that I find it hard to believe that my around 6+ year old ipod can do it and an ipad can't. Of course, I don't have an ipad, so I'll have to take your word for it unless someone else chimes in. Also, I don't use facebook or pandora, so excuse me if I don't share your disdain. It works on the iPad. I just upgraded mine to iOS 6 and it still works. Not sure what the OP's problem is. |
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Functionally they fucking suck. Did you know on iPad you can't select the middle of a word? Uh.....what now? On iPad, type a 10 letter word, then try to put the cursor in the middle of it. It will go to the end or the beginning. Fucking. Tarded. The only thing "fucking tarded" is your bitching about something because you don't know how to use the fucking product. |
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Epic troll rant - everything is PEBKAC - or in this case, I guess PEBSAC. Oh, and guess what - the auto-correct fixes itself by you changing the word that it wants to change  If you want to bitch about a product, know what it does and how it does it first. I bet you believed the Motorola commercial that was making fun of the Map app, that actually showed that Apple was really correct and Motorola's address didn't even exist... |
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Functionally they fucking suck. Did you know on iPad you can't select the middle of a word? Uh.....what now? On iPad, type a 10 letter word, then try to put the cursor in the middle of it. It will go to the end or the beginning. Fucking. Tarded. Tenletterword. Tenltterword. So you're telling me you don't know how I took out the second "e" without retyping most of that word? Seriously? The poster above is right. In typical hipster product fashion, there's a way you just have to know it. Simply touching the screen where you want the cursor is too simple. We made it cooler by making more elusive. |
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Functionally they fucking suck. Did you know on iPad you can't select the middle of a word? Uh.....what now? On iPad, type a 10 letter word, then try to put the cursor in the middle of it. It will go to the end or the beginning. Fucking. Tarded. Tenletterword. Tenltterword. So you're telling me you don't know how I took out the second "e" without retyping most of that word? Seriously? The poster above is right. In typical hipster product fashion, there's a way you just have to know it. Simply touching the screen where you want the cursor is too simple. We made it cooler by making more elusive. Yeah, reading release notes, or a manual page is "hipster". 
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Apple invented rounded corners!
Note I have a macbook pro, quicksilver g4, e-mate, and a newton. But guess what tablet i had before the newton? Sony magic link preceeded by a sharp zaurus. Early adopter I am. Ps. Wife has a macbook air, a mini, and an old ibook. She had her dell then the ibook, an Asus netbook and now the air. We both have Android phones though as she uses it for her business and i use mine with school. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Shit products. They're shiny, with pretty displays for the masses to be attracted to like retarded moths. They market themselves well. That's it. Functionally they fucking suck. Did you know on iPad you can't select the middle of a word? You have to go to the end of a long ass word and delete all the way back to the letter you missed and then type the word back out. I know it can be done. My android did it 4 years ago. Want to share a photo from your feed on Facebook? Tough shit. I have to pick up my android phone and find it and then share it from there. Only after this most recent update can you exit pandora without having to sign completely out. You can't add words to the autocorrect dictionary. So if you type a word that not there you have to fucking fix it daily and if the discrepancy is in the middle of the word, you can guess how fucking retarded that is to fix. (See sentence 1, paragraph 2) Oh and IOS6 has no YouTube app. Fucking YouTube. I could go on and on. The iPhone 5 is full of shit android had 2 years ago. I'm convinced apple is nothing more than successful marketing and herd mentality. Anybody wanna bet the iPhone 6 has a Swype keyboard? And the fanboys will lone up around the corner for this newfound wizardry. Tards. FIRST!!! post and everything!!!! FUCK APPLE!! |
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Functionally they fucking suck. Did you know on iPad you can't select the middle of a word? Uh.....what now? On iPad, type a 10 letter word, then try to put the cursor in the middle of it. It will go to the end or the beginning. Fucking. Tarded. The only thing "fucking tarded" is your bitching about something because you don't know how to use the fucking product. Ok, we got the cursor selection fixed, how about sharing anything on Facebook, photos, news links? On android you hit menu, share, select facbook and done. Where is my iPad YouTube app? Swype keyboard? And now iPhone has voice on navigation, a bigger screen, 4g, I had that 2 years ago. No interchangeable battery and no expandable memory? I stand by the fact that they make an inferior product. |
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Functionally they fucking suck. Did you know on iPad you can't select the middle of a word? Uh.....what now? On iPad, type a 10 letter word, then try to put the cursor in the middle of it. It will go to the end or the beginning. Fucking. Tarded. The only thing "fucking tarded" is your bitching about something because you don't know how to use the fucking product. Ok, we got the cursor selection fixed, how about sharing anything on Facebook, photos, news links? On android you hit menu, share, select facbook and done. Where is my iPad YouTube app? Swype keyboard? And now iPhone has voice on navigation, a bigger screen, 4g, I had that 2 years ago. No interchangeable battery and no expandable memory? I stand by the fact that they make an inferior product. They make good products but they aren't as cutting edge as they have been in the past. They don't innovate anymore. They still make a good product for people that want to text message, use the internet, and fiddle with a few apps. Android phones have more features, more customization, and with jelly bean it's comparable to iOS in every favorable way. Android has more features. Apple is pretty and doesn't have as many features. They're both good platforms for what they are. |
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The way I understand it, Google and Apple are split/ splitting and now the new iOS doesn't include YouTube. You have to go to the App Store and download the free app. I'm sorry that the YouTube app is now better, faster, and is now updatable. From my iPad next to my iPhone while my wife is on our MacBook Pro texting on her iPhone listening to our iPod plugged into the stereo... Ya, ... fuck those Apple fan boys and girls. Apple pulled youtube off the standard image and hasn't approved the IOS6 friendly version of Google maps which has apparently been waiting for approval since before IOS6 launched. There's some evidence to suggest Apple is about to go after more of Google's bailiwick and/or sling some more litigation and this is a way to distance themselves. |
| I've had my first iPhone for just about a year, now. I think that I actually like it more and more as time goes on. I'm afraid that I can't say the same for my previous phone, a Motorola Droid. By the time that the contract was up, I was happy to be done with that phone. |
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Functionally they fucking suck. Did you know on iPad you can't select the middle of a word? Uh.....what now? On iPad, type a 10 letter word, then try to put the cursor in the middle of it. It will go to the end or the beginning. Fucking. Tarded. The only thing "fucking tarded" is your bitching about something because you don't know how to use the fucking product. Ok, we got the cursor selection fixed, how about sharing anything on Facebook, photos, news links? On android you hit menu, share, select facbook and done. Where is my iPad YouTube app? Swype keyboard? And now iPhone has voice on navigation, a bigger screen, 4g, I had that 2 years ago. No interchangeable battery and no expandable memory? I stand by the fact that they make an inferior product. In the photo, web page, etc., click the little button at the bottom that has an arrow. It allows you to share on Facebook, Twitter, Mail, Message, Photostream, etc. I can even print with pushing one button and it's native, unlike Android. Quick, how do you print from your Android phone? YouTube app is in the App Store, or use Jasmine. It's better than the old native or App Store app. The played Android argument about having an interchangeable battery was thrown out the window with the Droid Razr. Try again. I think you and Obama could use some instruction on the use of these rudimentary devices. 
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Functionally they fucking suck. Did you know on iPad you can't select the middle of a word? Uh.....what now? On iPad, type a 10 letter word, then try to put the cursor in the middle of it. It will go to the end or the beginning. Fucking. Tarded. The only thing "fucking tarded" is your bitching about something because you don't know how to use the fucking product. Ok, we got the cursor selection fixed, how about sharing anything on Facebook, photos, news links? On android you hit menu, share, select facbook and done. Where is my iPad YouTube app? Swype keyboard? And now iPhone has voice on navigation, a bigger screen, 4g, I had that 2 years ago. No interchangeable battery and no expandable memory? I stand by the fact that they make an inferior product. They make good products but they aren't as cutting edge as they have been in the past. They don't innovate anymore. They still make a good product for people that want to text message, use the internet, and fiddle with a few apps. Android phones have more features, more customization, and with jelly bean it's comparable to iOS in every favorable way. Android has more features. Apple is pretty and doesn't have as many features. They're both good platforms for what they are. Pretty much. I surf/email/look at porn watch movies on my iPad, but my phone is an Android Can't say I've ever been butt hurt about either enough about to launch into an embarrassing rant on the 'net.
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