[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Another FNG (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 9/25/2012 9:19:00 PM EDT
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Hey guys, just another FNG here.
There's no sweet initiation rituals like butt chugging, riding a donkey blindfolded, or a savage public flogging, right? Just remember, Keep Calm, and Chive On. 
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brilliant 
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I aim to please 
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Welcome. Drunken angry rant with pics of the bitch never hurts. I picked a helluva day to quit sniffing glue. 
Forgot to mention, hit up some garage sales and such and see if you can find a locked safe. Post the effort to crack safe in minute detail. |
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I appreciate a guy who comes with his own catch phrase. I need to think of one. Not sure if serious....but just in case..... click me |
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Welcome. Drunken angry rant with pics of the bitch never hurts. I picked a helluva day to quit sniffing glue.
Forgot to mention, hit up some garage sales and such and see if you can find a locked safe. Post the effort to crack safe in minute detail. But only post in the OP and never post again
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Welcome. Drunken angry rant with pics of the bitch never hurts. I picked a helluva day to quit sniffing glue.
Forgot to mention, hit up some garage sales and such and see if you can find a locked safe. Post the effort to crack safe in minute detail. But only post in the OP and never post again God, they're such trainwrecks... but... well... 
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I appreciate a guy who comes with his own catch phrase. I need to think of one. Not sure if serious....but just in case..... click me Aww. You just killed it for me. Next little kid I see I'm going to pop their Santa bubble |
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I appreciate a guy who comes with his own catch phrase. I need to think of one. Not sure if serious....but just in case..... click me Aww. You just killed it for me. Next little kid I see I'm going to pop their Santa bubble Wait, what about Santa? |
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I appreciate a guy who comes with his own catch phrase. I need to think of one. Not sure if serious....but just in case..... click me Aww. You just killed it for me. Next little kid I see I'm going to pop their Santa bubble Wait, what about Santa? 74 novaman killed Santa and aurally raped the lead elf. |
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74 novaman killed Santa and aurally raped the lead elf. With a lead pipe painted like a candy cane. While singing this. I blame the fact that my parents gave me a "Charlie in the Box" one year. Fuck Santa. |
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I appreciate a guy who comes with his own catch phrase. I need to think of one. Not sure if serious....but just in case..... click me Aww. You just killed it for me. Next little kid I see I'm going to pop their Santa bubble Wait, what about Santa? 74 novaman killed Santa and aurally raped the lead elf. aurally? aren't elf's ears pointy? that could turn ugly quick |
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I appreciate a guy who comes with his own catch phrase. I need to think of one. Not sure if serious....but just in case..... click me Aww. You just killed it for me. Next little kid I see I'm going to pop their Santa bubble Wait, what about Santa? 74 novaman killed Santa and aurally raped the lead elf. No, nooooo... "obama" killed Santa, by himself, drove an icecicle through his orbital orifice. You must have missed the press conference. |
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74 novaman killed Santa and aurally raped the lead elf. aurally? aren't elf's ears pointy? that count turn ugly quick The aural rape was the song. The anal rape was the lead pipe. oh ok, was just looking out for your safety I was safe. I wore ear plugs. 
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You know, this has been a great intro thread for the new guy. Start a thread about something else, and it becomes all about elf rape. Welcome to ARFCOM. Ya never know what wrong turn a thread is going to take around, but ya just know it is going to take a wrong turn. |
