New!! BJ Machine ... > General Discussion

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:06:02 PM EDT

They finally made a blow job machine.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2206613/Chinese-hospitals-introduce-hands-free-automatic-sperm-extractor-donors-play-videos-help.html

Every office should have a couple of these...

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:11:44 PM EDT

[#1]

so we would have to on our knees to use it

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:12:10 PM EDT

[#2]

Uhmmm, yeah...I'm gonna need one of those on Mars.

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:16:16 PM EDT

[#3]

I think I just found the love of my life.

ETA-$2800 ain't shit for a full time bj giver

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:17:52 PM EDT

[#4]

FBHO

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:18:25 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
FBHO

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:19:15 PM EDT

[#6]

Nope, no part of me is going in that thing... I can see that headline...

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:19:25 PM EDT

[#7]

Yeah but it still can't make samiches or do dishes.

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:19:34 PM EDT

[#8]

orifice looks like it's made for fun-sized dicks

FBHO

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:19:53 PM EDT

[#9]

BHO can suck it.

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:20:11 PM EDT

[#10]

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:20:18 PM EDT

[#11]

Given its Chinese - someone is going to stick their dong in there and get it ripped off/stuck/fileted.

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:20:35 PM EDT

[#12]

Does it just come in small?

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:20:42 PM EDT

[#13]

It can't make me a sandwich, but hey it doesn't talk either, sounds interesting

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:21:06 PM EDT

[#14]

Uhhh... I'm going first. The rest of you guys can test the quality of blow jobs the machine provides after I'm through with it.

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:21:17 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Nope, no part of me is going in that thing... I can see that headline...

Man loses penis in seedy sperm clinic

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:22:55 PM EDT

[#16]

I used to build the controls for the Venus and the Sybian while in college. I am pretty sure the Venus was the original blow job machine.

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:23:45 PM EDT

[#17]

That hole sure does look small.........

ETA:

Ok, the video is hilarious.

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:23:52 PM EDT

[#18]

If you can surf the web on that thing - I predict a lot of Arfcom wives are going to be at risk for divorce.

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:24:11 PM EDT

[#19]

Made in China, no thanks. It'll rip your dick off. Probably give you lead poisoning through the stump too.

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:24:16 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Nope, no part of me is going in that thing... I can see that headline...

Man loses penis in seedy sperm clinic

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:24:16 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
I used to build the controls for the Venus and the Sybian while in college. I am pretty sure the Venus was the original blow job machine.

What.

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:24:38 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

Nope, no part of me is going in that thing... I can see that headline...

No shit! Thats a FOXNEWS breaking story waiting to happen.

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:24:44 PM EDT

[#23]

"
It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process."

My what a clinical way to describe porn?

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:25:43 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Nope, no part of me is going in that thing... I can see that headline...

Man loses penis in seedy sperm clinic

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9qqgynQfe1qa6rih.png

holy shit that's funny dude

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:26:47 PM EDT

[#25]

Can they make it look more like a hot chick and less like a pencil sharpener?

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:27:13 PM EDT

[#26]

iJack 5 "...its like a precious jewel"

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:27:18 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

If you can surf the web on that thing - I predict a lot of Arfcom wives are going to be at risk for divorce.

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:27:19 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Can they make it look more like a hot chick and less like a pencil sharpener?

the machine is already shaped like your typical chinese girl's ass

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:27:25 PM EDT

[#29]

Worst service technician job EVER.

"Hey look, there's Bob. His job sucks!"

"Oh, what's he do?"

"Blowjob machine fluffer."

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:28:27 PM EDT

[#30]

How much for the basic unit? I have a video player.

I'll only leave the house for lube and beer.

Hell, I can get lube on Amazon.

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:29:10 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I used to build the controls for the Venus and the Sybian while in college. I am pretty sure the Venus was the original blow job machine.

What.

I built and tested the speed controllers for the motors used in those machines.

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:30:10 PM EDT

[#32]

Group Buy?

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:32:15 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I used to build the controls for the Venus and the Sybian while in college. I am pretty sure the Venus was the original blow job machine.

What.

I built and tested the speed controllers for the motors used in those machines.

How did you test them?

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:33:00 PM EDT

[#34]

It'll be nice for those of us that are totally incompetent with women.

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:34:52 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I used to build the controls for the Venus and the Sybian while in college. I am pretty sure the Venus was the original blow job machine.

What.

I built and tested the speed controllers for the motors used in those machines.

How did you test them?

Not the good way. Just used my fingers to cover the blow and suck ports of the machine. This simulated the max draw the motors would see.

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:35:19 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I used to build the controls for the Venus and the Sybian while in college. I am pretty sure the Venus was the original blow job machine.

What.

I built and tested the speed controllers for the motors used in those machines.

ArfCom never ceases to amaze me.

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:35:51 PM EDT

[#37]

Looks like a lot of Arfcom members will never leave the basement now.

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Posted: 9/21/2012 9:40:24 PM EDT

[#38]

The medical staff working around those machines must find the work draining.

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:45:41 PM EDT

[#39]

Figure out how to put a coin slot on one of those and you could make a fortune.

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:45:51 PM EDT

[#40]

My luck I'd get electrocuted.

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:47:18 PM EDT

[#41]

I think it's Bill Clinton endorsed ..........

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:48:12 PM EDT

[#42]

Call me old fashioned, but this is what I have always used for a BJ machine.

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:50:22 PM EDT

[#43]

how much is shipping?

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:53:55 PM EDT

[#44]

In for the group buy

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:54:59 PM EDT

[#45]

Victory!

Posted: 9/21/2012 9:57:30 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
How much for the basic unit? I have a video player.

I'll only leave the house for lube and beer.

Hell, I can get lube on Amazon.

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=amb_link_360005042_4?ie=UTF8&bbn=2983371011&page=1&rh=n%3A16310101%2Cn%3A!16310211%2Cn%3A2983371011%2Cn%3A2983385011&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=top-2&pf_rd_r=F95C5BB991474F47BBEC&pf_rd_t=301&pf_rd_p=1347597402&pf_rd_i=beer

Posted: 9/21/2012 10:01:12 PM EDT

[#47]

The makers of this machine need to meet with the makers of the Japanese female robots.

It could be the biggest tech roll out since...well, ever.

Posted: 9/21/2012 10:02:07 PM EDT

[#48]

"Honey, could you empty the machine before you do the dishes & make me a sammich? Thanks! Luv ya."

Posted: 9/21/2012 10:02:38 PM EDT

[#49]

What's a blowjob?

Posted: 9/21/2012 10:06:19 PM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:
It can't make me a sandwich, but hey it doesn't talk either, sounds interesting

"Honey, the minute I can teach this thing to fry a hamburger your ass is out of here."

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