[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Miranda Lambert (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 9/17/2012 4:24:20 PM EDT
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Sends tingles up my leg. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT_Uea_rLIQ |
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Any woman who sings:
You’ve got the bullets I’ve got the gun. I’ve got a hankering for getting into something I hit the bottle, you hit the gas, I heard your 65 can really haul some ass. I’m feeling frisky, you're feeling good I guess the whiskey is doing what it should I got the cigarettes You’ve got a lighter And when the sun goes down we’ll start a little fire Ain’t no use in trying to slow me down ‘Cause you’re running with the fastest girl in town Ain’t you baby? I like ‘em crazy. My reputation follows me around Just makes me want to give them more to talk about Let’s go to town for a little while I’ll be wearing nothing but a tattoo and a smile is OK by me. |
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She is awesome. Definately cute with a little wild mixed in, great country voice. The spotlight should be on her, not Taylor. Going to need a stadium sized spotlight Eh. 
Taylor and Carrie outsell her by a long shot. I have never seen Miranda Sell 1 Million plus song down loads in less than a week. or an album at 1 million buys in less than a week Both credits for that Belong to Taylor. Only thing i give Miranda credit for is she likes guns  Still she probally still votes Blue
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Quoted: She's getting kinda chunky: http://skinnyvscurvy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/143554377_10.jpg  |
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Many moons ago, my old band opened up for her twice. She actually was supposed to open for us in Ft. Worth and cancelled at the last moment. We learned later she was getting ready to go on Nashville Star where she got noticed. Six months later, we were opening for her She was really cute when she was younger, but she is not aging well at all. Her music is pure rubbish and I hate how she sings. Give me Taylor Swift any day... |
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She's getting kinda chunky: http://skinnyvscurvy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/143554377_10.jpg
I would still do dirty, dirty things her. |
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Many moons ago, my old band opened up for her twice. She actually was supposed to open for us in Ft. Worth and cancelled at the last moment. We learned later she was getting ready to go on Nashville Star where she got noticed. Six months later, we were opening for her
She was really cute when she was younger, but she is not aging well at all. Her music is pure rubbish and I hate how she sings. Give me Taylor Swift any day... You need a lead singer? I'm good.
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Quoted: She might have porked up, but she had some good innings. http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z120/planejanel/miranda-lambert.jpg I'd have gotten drunk and kissed her. Wouldn't have had to be all that drunk actually.  Just one of the reasons I love Jane. |
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http://img.gactv.com/GAC/2007/05/15/acm07_mconcert_mirandalambert4_v_p.jpg That is what we used to call "hoggin" Making a bet with your friends to see who could pork the fattest chick in the bar.  Ok Pimp, whatever you say.... 
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That is what we used to call "hoggin" Making a bet with your friends to see who could pork the fattest chick in the bar. ....and how many drinks did you have in you when you decided that the fattest chick in the bar looked like that? I have been in a lot of bars where a porky ML would be the hottest in the place. I generally hang out in dive bars out in the country, but still. |
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http://img.gactv.com/GAC/2007/05/15/acm07_mconcert_mirandalambert4_v_p.jpg That is what we used to call "hoggin" Making a bet with your friends to see who could pork the fattest chick in the bar. Yea...she's a real heifer. 
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She is awesome. Definately cute with a little wild mixed in, great country voice. The spotlight should be on her, not Taylor. Taylor Swift is tier 1. That thing with the cute face is Tier 2. I would hit it several times like a screen door. But, Taylor is better. |
