Posted: 9/6/2012 9:06:52 PM EDT
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You don't have to be Catholic to appreciate this one!!!
> >A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. > >The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. > >He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital he was taken to. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clip board loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. > >"Do you have health insurance?" she asked. > >He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." > >The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?" > >He replied, "No money in the bank." > >"Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun. > >He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun." > >The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God." > >The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law..." |
