Posted: 9/6/2012 7:25:33 PM EDT
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Damned presbyopia is getting so bad I had to mount my monitor on one of those articulated arm things. I need it at different distances for different uses.
That's 100 bucks I could have spent on beer or ammo! 
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Damned presbyopia is getting so bad I had to mount my monitor on one of those articulated arm things. I need it at different distances for different uses. That's 100 bucks I could have spent on beer or ammo! Sorry to hear that Grandpa––I know Exactly what you mean... 
ETA: My Fuckin Knees have been Fuckin Killing me. 
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| I can't see shit, and my shoulder hurts. But, I had a good BM this morning. However, I sneezed and pissed my drawers a little later on in the day. My Alzheimer's has been acting up, up, and away down yonder on the Chattahootchie kootchie man. What was we talking about again? |
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I was a Presbyterian when I was young. Now I am a Presbyope and wear progressive bifocals. I'm fighting that. I have multiple prescriptions. Distance Monovision( left eye far/ right eye near) Intermediate (12- 24 inches) If my scrip didn't change a little every time, I'd get Lasik. And wear readers. |
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I can't see shit, and my shoulder hurts. But, I had a good BM this morning. However, I sneezed and pissed my drawers a little later on in the day. My Alzheimer's has been acting up, up, and away down yonder on the Chattahootchie kootchie man. What was we talking about again? Me too ! But, every day above ground is a good day. 
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I can't see shit, and my shoulder hurts. But, I had a good BM this morning. However, I sneezed and pissed my drawers a little later on in the day. My Alzheimer's has been acting up, up, and away down yonder on the Chattahootchie kootchie man. What was we talking about again? Me too ! But, every day above ground is a good day. Indeed it is! 
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I take more pills than my great-grandmother did when she was twice my age. She ate cantaloupe peels, too. Creepy, especially for a little boy.
My kids say I'm old because I like broccoli. I like spinach too. Anyway.......I took 24 pills and gave myself 2 bags of IV meds today and topped them off with saline flushes and heparin. I miss the good old days when my mixed drinks had rum in them
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I take more pills than my great-grandmother did when she was twice my age. She ate cantaloupe peels, too. Creepy, especially for a little boy. My kids say I'm old because I like broccoli. I like spinach too. Anyway.......I took 24 pills and gave myself 2 bags of IV meds today and topped them off with saline flushes and heparin. I miss the good old days when my mixed drinks had rum in them Jumping out of perfectly good airplanes can do that to you! 
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Quoted: LOL. Just before I hit "Submit", I figured you might catch that I'm not that old –– I can still push the wheels on the chair. I do drag one axle along the drywall though. Quoted: If I could read this screen, I'm sure I'd be heartily agreeing with you. What were we talking about? Hang on, I gotta go get my diaper changed. You can't be too old, when you get really old, they come to you and change your diaper. |
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37 here and have central serus retinopathy.
Central Serus Retinopathy Mine is listed as chronic. Sucks for hunting. Hights really mess me up. |
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I was thrilled when I got presbyopia in my 40's. It offset my extreme myopia just a tad. Before, if I set my glasses down for a minute and forgot where I put them, I had to get the spare pair out of the fire safe to find them. Now I can find my glasses without wearing my glasses. My uncorrected vision is 20/400 (not a typo). Last time I checked, my myopia was too severe for me to have lasik surgery.
But yeah, getting old sucks. |