[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Shy bladder? (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 9/1/2012 3:49:33 PM EDT
I have a real difficult time standing right next to someone and finding relief. 
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I feel your pain.
It is getting a little better the older I get. Happened all of a sudden in my early teens. I walked out of a movie that was over, went to the rest room and couldn't pee even though I was about to bust. I've had a shy bladder ever sense. I can't wait to try the addition thing. 
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I have a real difficult time standing right next to someone and finding relief. Good thing you're not in the military. You'd never get relief I remember seeing bathrooms that were just 12 sit down toilets next to each other with no divider. To the OP- I normally don't have an issue, but if someone starts up a conversation with me that can throw a wrench into my plans. |
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The military piss tests weird me out. Getting my name drawn for meat gazer duty was gay. Really, really gay. I didn't do a good job. Not military here. What are you talking about? Mil piss tests consist of you, and another of the same sex staring at your dick/lady area watching the urine exit your body and entering the receptacle. Meat watcher is when you get to look at the dicks. Not fun. |
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The military piss tests weird me out. Getting my name drawn for meat gazer duty was gay. Really, really gay. I didn't do a good job. I too was picked for meat gazer duty. Between the one star Marine who pissed for seemingly an hour and proceeded to tell me how great this piss testing program was, to the guy who bragged in the waiting room about how he could piss on demand, and proceeded to take 15 minutes just standing there, it was an interesting experience and great milestone on the road of being an NCO. 
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The military piss tests weird me out. Getting my name drawn for meat gazer duty was gay. Really, really gay. I didn't do a good job. Not military here. What are you talking about? Mil piss tests consist of you, and another of the same sex staring at your dick/lady area watching the urine exit your body and entering the receptacle. Meat watcher is when you get to look at the dicks. Not fun. Thanks to all our military for their service, but that seems kinda GHEY. God bless our troops. |
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I have a real difficult time standing right next to someone and finding relief. Good thing you're not in the military. You'd never get relief I remember seeing bathrooms that were just 12 sit down toilets next to each other with no divider. To the OP- I normally don't have an issue, but if someone starts up a conversation with me that can throw a wrench into my plans. Those were fun latrines, especially in the morning after someone had vomited in the urinal! |
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Picture a public men's room with five urinals in a row.
You are "guy one" - and you walk in and use urinal number one. "Guy two" walks in behind you - and if he is not a homo, he will go to urinal number five. "Guy three" comes in after that - and if HE is not a homo, he should by rights go to urinal number three, but not two or four, follow? This is how things should normally work. OTOH... If you are "guy one" and you go to urinal number one, and then "guy two" walks in and goes to urinal number two, guy two is probably a homo. 
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quadratic equations help, at 50 I would get up at 5:00 am and stand for an hour to pee at 60 I would get up at 6:00 am and sit for and hour to dudie at 70 I piss like a race horse at 5:00 am, and poop like a cow at 6:00 am, but I don't get up till 9:00 am I thought that said "quadriplegic" Actually made more sense then.
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I read a article form Doctors who study it say if you hold your breathe 70 percent of people with the problem can piss after about 12-15 seconds of holding your breathe. I forgot how, but some how it relaxes the muscles. it works for me it can also cause you to pass out cold. not fun with a fractured vertebrae Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Well Timco and others, you're not alone. There are support groups out there, It's treated as a phobia/social anxiety disorder. I've had it for 20 years now and mine is to the point that I carry a catheter just in case. If anyone ever needs help or wants to talk about it offline, feel free to send me an IM. |
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Well Timco and others, you're not alone. There are support groups out there, It's treated as a phobia/social anxiety disorder. I've had it for 20 years now and mine is to the point that I carry a catheter just in case. If anyone ever needs help or wants to talk about it offline, feel free to send me an IM. Well.....now I've seen it all on Arf |
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I have a real difficult time standing right next to someone and finding relief. Good thing you're not in the military. You'd never get relief Its always fun when you're walking out of the bathroom from taking a leak and you see an SSG taping a " Bathroom Closed for Urine Testing" sign on the door.....dammit. |
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Man up dude
WTF is wrong with guys these days First gayness, then skinny jeans and now they need counseling because they are scared to take a piss. My advice is just to piss you pants and cry like a girl Seriously I have no good advice except to man up Free Quoted:
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The worst part of being a pecker checker is the 1 guy who HAS to take a shit when he pisses. So now you are staring at a guy pinching a loaf (stinkin the head up worse than a hog farm) and trying to manuever the cup and pee into it at the same time. Way too much WTF.
My boot camp piss test we all stood on line facing each other and dropped our drawers. One side watched the other piss, then vice versa. Once EVERYONE pissed one side then the other went to the head to 'finish it off' First fleet unit the Company Gunny was the pecker checker. He made everyone drop their drawers to their ankles, pull your skivvy shirt over your head and stand with feet shoulder width apart. He wanted to see both your hands at all times. The joys of the military...... |
I had that condition really really fucking bad when I was a young man. Lost a lot of opportunity in my life because of that. It's called some fancy name I can't remember. Do a google search and you should find a website dedicated to it. It's weird now that I'm older, and not really reliant on jobs that require meat gazing piss tests, I can now piss in crowded restrooms. I don't know how things would work under stress, but really can't see myself needing too. The whole piss test thing pisses me off (No Pun Intended)! It's supposed to be innocent until proven guilty. Nice that capable young people miss out on good employment opportunities, all because the Gubment thinks it reduces drug use.....what a joke....  
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Well Timco and others, you're not alone. There are support groups out there, It's treated as a phobia/social anxiety disorder. I've had it for 20 years now and mine is to the point that I carry a catheter just in case. If anyone ever needs help or wants to talk about it offline, feel free to send me an IM. Is your avatar part of the healing process? All things toilet?
Mentally, no issue. Physically can't go in other's presence. |
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Quoted: I never looked and meat gazing was a collateral duty written in memo form with mine and my CO's signature on it. The military piss tests weird me out. Getting my name drawn for meat gazer duty was gay. Really, really gay. I didn't do a good job.  If someone wants to use drugs that badly and then cheat on their whiz quiz more power to them. I'm not watching you whip it out and take a leak into a cup, thanks. |
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Do addition in your head. I heard somewhere that the part of the brain that inhibits you peeing, is occupied by 37+29 etc. and you will deliver RAIN, even shoulder to shoulder. Long division Count the tiles on the wall, calculate the number of square inches of BLUE tiles only. Count backwards from 99 by 2's. Something in your brain that controls your pee also does math. |
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I remember seeing bathrooms that were just 12 sit down toilets next to each other with no divider. Gives me a flashback to basic at Quantico. Exactly that - a row of porcelain thrones set so close you'd bump elbows. And no dividers, no nothing but some other grunt grunting out a load next to you. It wasn't pretty, but neither was the rest of basic. 
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The military piss tests weird me out. Getting my name drawn for meat gazer duty was gay. Really, really gay. I didn't do a good job. Not military here. What are you talking about? Mil piss tests consist of you, and another of the same sex staring at your dick/lady area watching the urine exit your body and entering the receptacle. Meat watcher is when you get to look at the dicks. Not fun. Seriously? Don't ask don't tell is such a huge fucking deal, but watching another dude piss is an official duty? |
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I had this problem at one time, then one day I REALLY had to pee (we were at a nightclub), and for some reason the co-worker that I was with followed me into the bathroom and stood there talking while I tried to pee. I couldn't do it; maybe because the only thing I could think was "WTF is wrong with this dude; who the hell follows another guy into the bathroom?" I finally gave up, because it was taking so long and he was starting to make comments about it. I pretended to have finished, and zipped up. We were leaving, so I had to get in a car and wait another 45 minutes or so before I had another chance. I was in fucking AGONY. I decided that this would never happen to me again, and I've been able to make myself pee in any situation since then. OP, I hope you get it figured out before you find yourself in a similar situation. This might be the worst way to get over it, but it was what it took in my case. |
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Picture a public men's room with five urinals in a row. You are "guy one" - and you walk in and use urinal number one. "Guy two" walks in behind you - and if he is not a homo, he will go to urinal number five. "Guy three" comes in after that - and if HE is not a homo, he should by rights go to urinal number three, but not two or four, follow? This is how things should normally work. OTOH... If you are "guy one" and you go to urinal number one, and then "guy two" walks in and goes to urinal number two, guy two is probably a homo. I always go to the the urinal right next to guy one. Not for gazing, just for fun. If I can take a situation and make it awkward and/or uncomfortable I will. My brother in law is so piss shy his own son sits down to pee because the boy has only ever seen his mother go. Once we all went to Cedar Point and my BIL locked himself in a stall just to piss. I climbed over the wall in hopped in with him, thought he was going cry. 
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Look fellas, no one is staring at your cock. Even if they are, who cares? They are NOT gonna drop down for a fucking golden shower in the bathroom. Sure, I've had times where it took a couple seconds to go but all you have to do is relax. I guess it's kinda like stage fright but sitting and holding it is so much worse. I really couldn't care less if some guy stared looking at my dick. It ain't special. I really couldn't care if he started whacking to it either. As long as my urine is out that's all that matters. Getting all binded up over silly shit like that will have you living your life by how others dictate and not of your own accord. That's just sad.
I have had no problem pissing in public since a kid. Troughs, concerts, football stadiums... don't matter. Every guy I've noticed stares straight ahead like he should. ETA: spelling |
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Common problem I dunno how the guys in the .mil do it, I guess they get over it somehow. I have it myself, but if I am already pissing, then someone standing next to me does not matter. However I can't start with someone standing next to me. I am sure it is an anxiety thing.
The most impressive public piss I have ever seen was by a Fireman. I was a security guard at a chemical plant and had called in a fire, I think three captains and all of their guys showed up. The first guy off of the truck said something about having to piss and pulled out his unit and started pissing as he was walking toward the complex in full turnout gear with about 15 people watching! It was like he was gonna piss on the fire. |
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Do addition in your head. I heard somewhere that the part of the brain that inhibits you peeing, is occupied by 37+29 etc. and you will deliver RAIN, even shoulder to shoulder. I just divided by zero in my head and pissed my pants while sitting on the couch.
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