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Posted: 8/31/2012 9:39:17 AM EDT

NVM

Posted: 8/31/2012 9:45:12 AM EDT

[#1]

wow....just...wow

Posted: 8/31/2012 9:45:58 AM EDT

[#2]

poop thread

Posted: 8/31/2012 9:47:16 AM EDT

[#3]

If this can be considered a poop thread, I will withdraw the pun.

Posted: 8/31/2012 9:48:41 AM EDT

[#4]

Put it back up. I wanna see.

Posted: 8/31/2012 9:50:08 AM EDT

[#5]

What the fuck is going on in here?!?!

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Posted: 8/31/2012 10:24:45 AM EDT

[#6]

?? I don't seen anything...is that the point?

Posted: 8/31/2012 10:25:58 AM EDT

[#7]

This thread sucks gif please.

Posted: 8/31/2012 10:26:30 AM EDT

[#8]

dick in a box?

Posted: 8/31/2012 10:28:06 AM EDT

[#9]

It was a picture of him shoving a huge cucumber in his rectum.

Well maybe not, but we'll never know now

Posted: 8/31/2012 10:30:03 AM EDT

[#10]

Uh ...... wut?

Posted: 8/31/2012 10:30:16 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
It was a picture of him shoving a huge cucumber in his rectum.

Well maybe not, but we'll never know now

Seeing as there is no proof to refute this claim, I say we run with it.

OP posted a pic of himself with a cucumber in his bum and got embarrassed and took the pic down.

OP is a cucumber fucker.

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Posted: 8/31/2012 10:40:21 AM EDT

[#12]

Posted: 8/31/2012 10:43:20 AM EDT

[#13]

lbidem gave fellatio to a cucumber?

Posted: 8/31/2012 10:44:34 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
He gave fellatio to a cucumber?

After it was in his bum.

ATM with a cucumber. OP is really fucked up.

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Posted: 8/31/2012 10:45:52 AM EDT

[#15]

I posted a pun with the punchline...

I shit you knot.

I don't want to offend the powers that be, so I withdrew it.

Posted: 8/31/2012 10:47:56 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
I posted a pun with the punchline...

I shit you knot.

I don't want to offend the powers that be, so I withdrew it.

Is that what you all call it these days?
How long was it in there before you "withdrew it"?
NVM...I don't want to know.

Posted: 8/31/2012 10:54:52 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
dick in a box?

Posted: 8/31/2012 10:55:04 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
I posted a pun with the punchline...

I shit you knot.

I don't want to offend the powers that be, so I withdrew it.

Did it have something to do with a dog?

Posted: 8/31/2012 10:55:55 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
I posted a pun with the punchline...

I shit you knot.

I don't want to offend the powers that be, so I withdrew it.

You shall henceforth be known as "cucumber fucker".

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Posted: 8/31/2012 12:04:49 PM EDT

[#20]

Reported

Enjoy your ban.

Posted: 8/31/2012 12:06:08 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
dick in a box?

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x287/23PISTOL23/inabox.jpg

Boxes are racist.

Posted: 8/31/2012 12:07:47 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Put it back up. I wanna see.

You would want to see something like that.

Posted: 8/31/2012 12:14:59 PM EDT

[#23]

Poop thread!

Posted: 8/31/2012 12:21:56 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Reported

Enjoy your ban.

Posted: 8/31/2012 12:23:06 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Reported

Enjoy your ban.

IBTL???

Posted: 8/31/2012 12:37:44 PM EDT

[#26]

OP should be banned for trying to tell a shitty joke.

My new trick is swallowing two strings, I shit you knot.

Posted: 8/31/2012 12:39:56 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
OP should be banned for trying to tell a shitty joke.

My new trick is swallowing two strings, I shit you knot.

I put dish soap on top shelf. Wife jumps for Joy.

Posted: 8/31/2012 12:45:36 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
OP should be banned for trying to tell a shitty joke.

My new trick is swallowing two strings, I shit you knot.

I put dish soap on top shelf. Wife jumps for Joy.

Now that's a clean joke

Posted: 8/31/2012 12:58:27 PM EDT

[#29]

no guts no glory GTFO

Posted: 8/31/2012 1:14:33 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Reported

Enjoy your ban.

Posted: 8/31/2012 1:18:53 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
It was a picture of him shoving a huge cucumber in his rectum.

Well maybe not, but we'll never know now

Seeing as there is no proof to refute this claim, I say we run with it.

OP posted a pic of himself with a cucumber in his bum and got embarrassed and took the pic down.

OP is a cucumber fucker.

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Agreed!

Posted: 8/31/2012 1:36:26 PM EDT

[#32]

Thankfully I didn't see the pic, but for those who did, was it one of those milk fed cukes the size of a Zuchini?

Posted: 8/31/2012 1:39:07 PM EDT

[#33]

Meh.. IBTL

Posted: 8/31/2012 1:42:13 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Thankfully I didn't see the pic, but for those who did, was it one of those milk fed cukes the size of a Zuchini?

There was no pic!

It was a fucking pun!!!

Posted: 8/31/2012 2:37:10 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Thankfully I didn't see the pic, but for those who did, was it one of those milk fed cukes the size of a Zuchini?

There was no pic!

It was a fucking pun!!!

First you have sex with a garden veggie and now want puns...what do you have against puns? Sick bastard....

Posted: 8/31/2012 5:18:31 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
Thankfully I didn't see the pic, but for those who did, was it one of those milk fed cukes the size of a Zuchini?

It was darn near a butternut squash looking cuke, but kinda warty

Posted: 8/31/2012 5:33:07 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Reported

Enjoy your ban.

Awwww shit, the law is involved.

In CA sex with veggies may or may not be a violation of law. Just sayin.

Posted: 8/31/2012 5:35:29 PM EDT

[#38]

that was the largest dildo i have ever seen

Posted: 8/31/2012 5:36:41 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
that was the largest dildo i have ever seen

Is it technically still a dildo when its a vegetable? Like uncarved or modified.

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