Posted: 8/13/2012 8:50:15 PM EDT
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You just need to fart more. If that doesn't work then she's kind of kinky, so have some fun. I got slapped saturday night for farting when her head was in my lap. It ended up working out though since she went to watch tv in the bedroom so I got to turn the stupid fucking Olympics off. |
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Have you tried marrying her? It'll stop soon after! - Clint I did. It didn't bother me before we married but it does now. I've made it known that I dont like it but she keeps doing it. She could go smother another cock if you would prefer... Relax, dude. Is it really that big a deal? |
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Have you tried marrying her? It'll stop soon after! - Clint I did. It didn't bother me before we married but it does now. I've made it known that I dont like it but she keeps doing it. She could go smother another cock if you would prefer... Relax, dude. Is it really that big a deal? pedestal |
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I'm talking about constantly laying on you when watching tv, etc. Always laying on you at night to the point where you feel smothered? Considering my SOs are attached at the ends of my arms, yeah, I feel like they are always around. On the plus side, my hands are quiet and are always down for solosexyfuntime. |
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The last 3 chicks that I have known, have always done the"bladder crumple". I call it this because right when you have to piss...they put their heads on your stomach. ugh "oh hey i want to listen to your intestines" and im like are you fucking serious bro |
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You just need to fart more. If that doesn't work then she's kind of kinky, so have some fun. If I had a dollar very every time I gave my girlfriend a dutch oven... and yet she still wakes me up in the middle of the night so we can spoon... So one day I farted in her god damn face! 
That night I woke up to her sitting on my head ripping one off in my ear. 
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Quoted: Heh. You cuddle with dudes. Quoted: The last 3 chicks that I have known, have always done the"bladder crumple". I call it this because right when you have to piss...they put their heads on your stomach. ugh "oh hey i want to listen to your intestines" and im like are you fucking serious bro |
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The last 3 chicks that I have known, have always done the"bladder crumple". I call it this because right when you have to piss...they put their heads on your stomach. ugh "oh hey i want to listen to your intestines" and im like are you fucking serious bro Worst part is when you gotta let loose a fart. |
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The last 3 chicks that I have known, have always done the"bladder crumple". I call it this because right when you have to piss...they put their heads on your stomach. ugh "oh hey i want to listen to your intestines" and im like are you fucking serious bro Worst part is when you gotta let loose a fart. You're not in a serious relationship unless you're sharing farticles with your S/O. |
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You just need to fart more. If that doesn't work then she's kind of kinky, so have some fun. I got slapped saturday night for farting when her head was in my lap. It ended up working out though since she went to watch tv in the bedroom so I got to turn the stupid fucking Olympics off. Hey Now, it's not the Olympics fault you've got a clinger. Just tell her its not comfortable. |
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When the right woman comes along, it will not feel like smothering. Jus' sayin. We've been together 7 years. Everything is beyond great. Sometimes I just need my physical space ie sitting next to me, not on me. Good. Maybe put your AR between you two? 
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The last 3 chicks that I have known, have always done the"bladder crumple". I call it this because right when you have to piss...they put their heads on your stomach. ugh "oh hey i want to listen to your intestines" and im like are you fucking serious bro Did he end up feeling your intestines from the inside? |
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Quoted: Quoted: The last 3 chicks that I have known, have always done the"bladder crumple". I call it this because right when you have to piss...they put their heads on your stomach. ugh "oh hey i want to listen to your intestines" and im like are you fucking serious bro knocked that closet door right the fuck off 
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